Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
"Fuck! Has anyone seen a handcuff key around?"
Sketchy? More like awesome.
don't hate, appreciate
I think this takes the cake as text I want to be about my life
sounds like they need gatorade
respect. sound like a fuck-lypics. well done.
My balls woulda start hurtin at sunday, hes a champ!
Who wants toast?