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  • Submitted by doobie5 on Mar 7, 12 at 4:19pm

    i honestly dont think it matters who it is. its a sound piece of advice

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    Submitted by Kevin201 on Mar 7, 12 at 10:33pm

    public service announcement

  • Submitted by tamckee on Mar 7, 12 at 6:43pm

    Givin a whole new meaning to fire crotch

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    Submitted by Valkyrie on Mar 8, 12 at 7:29am

    Olive Oil? I assumed they used kerosene.

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    Submitted by kyguy87 on Mar 8, 12 at 5:00am

    makes you wonder what type of shit she's in to

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Mar 8, 12 at 1:47am

    That's not what they mean by "Do you smoke after sex?"

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    Submitted by peachpie88 on Mar 7, 12 at 2:11pm

    I'm not even gonna ask what you were doing to find that out!

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      Submitted by Hedonistic on Mar 7, 12 at 2:59pm

      Lighting a cigarette after masturbation?

      • 64 88
        Submitted by porksword on Mar 7, 12 at 9:46pm

        Going way too fast?

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        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 17, 12 at 12:14am

        Am I the only guy who doesn't add dressing to the salad before tossing it?

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    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Mar 7, 12 at 5:20pm

    Thanks for the heads up, Grandma.

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    Submitted by TotallyBro on Mar 7, 12 at 2:12pm

    Its Me.

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    Submitted by minime on Mar 26, 12 at 5:19pm

    Always read the label and get the stuff that spontaneously combusts above1000 spm (strokes per min).

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    Submitted by hogfish on Mar 2, 14 at 8:22pm

    Your mother ,just offering advice.

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    Submitted by jonathan171 on Mar 8, 12 at 11:44am

    Pokey the Bear

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    Submitted by preppygirl on Mar 7, 12 at 9:56pm

    you should be using water based lube which is not flammable. im assuming you used olive oil.

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    Submitted by mordantmouth on Mar 19, 12 at 8:38pm

    Johnny Storm?

  • Submitted by roughnecked7 on Mar 9, 12 at 4:33am

    Really? That kinky huh?