I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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And the clitty bruiser 3000 was born.
Sounds like Tim the tool man Taylor's dream wife
Black and Decker Pussy Wrecker
and they say girls can't be engineers. STEM majors FTW
Silent Bob here’s an electrical genius. He won the science fair in eighth grade by turning his mom’s vibrator into a CD player using some chicken wire and shit. The motherfucker’s like MacGyver–no, the motherfucker’s better than MacGyver.
I thought "double wide" was referring to trailers? Are you going to ask dates to bring a friend now?
The dilithium crystals canna take any more, Captain!
Just buy a motorcycle engine and strap a dildo to it.
Did it hurt or feel good? :p
Or you can come get my monster...
And the cats that live with you for the rest of your life show at your front door.
Blueberry waffle maker v1.0... If you want a blueberry waffle pussy ride the monster!!