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  • And the clitty bruiser 3000 was born.

    Submitted by BDVille on Aug 6, 12 at 11:38am
  • Sounds like Tim the tool man Taylor's dream wife

    Submitted by tc_24_7 on Aug 6, 12 at 11:01am
  • Black and Decker Pussy Wrecker

    Submitted by W_T_F on Aug 6, 12 at 6:52pm
  • and they say girls can't be engineers. STEM majors FTW

    Submitted by armchairguru on Aug 6, 12 at 11:16pm
  • Silent Bob here’s an electrical genius. He won the science fair in eighth grade by turning his mom’s vibrator into a CD player using some chicken wire and shit. The motherfucker’s like MacGyver–no, the motherfucker’s better than MacGyver.

    Submitted by bewbz_n_laserz on Aug 6, 12 at 12:40pm
  • I thought "double wide" was referring to trailers? Are you going to ask dates to bring a friend now?

    Submitted by porksword on Aug 6, 12 at 6:52pm
  • Just buy a motorcycle engine and strap a dildo to it.

    Submitted by Pronfairy on Aug 6, 12 at 3:07pm
  • The dilithium crystals canna take any more, Captain!

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 6, 12 at 6:55pm
  • Did it hurt or feel good? :p

    Submitted by AussieGirl00 on Aug 6, 12 at 10:17am
  • Interesting...

    Submitted by mbc28992 on Aug 6, 12 at 10:43am
  • And the cats that live with you for the rest of your life show at your front door.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Aug 6, 12 at 8:45pm
  • Or you can come get my monster...

    Submitted by gadawgs23 on Aug 6, 12 at 10:56am
  • Blueberry waffle maker v1.0... If you want a blueberry waffle pussy ride the monster!!

    Submitted by ck24 on Aug 6, 12 at 2:23pm
  • Black

    Submitted by W_T_F on Aug 6, 12 at 2:20pm