Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
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Let's hope you wrote that text while sitting on the crapper.
Sucks man, but that's what comes of eating bad Mexican when drunk
Honestly, who hasn't been there... God knows I have on more than a few occasions.. And you took a big risk breaking concentration to write that text. You're a brave sole my friend. And I hope everything worked out for you as well. If it didnt, I'm glad I wasn't there
If he was sober he probably woulda picked a better Mexican to eat!
Whatever you do, don't cough.
...and, yet, here you are taking the time to text someone about it instead of finding a bathroom....smart