what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
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Don't even bother apologizing, that bridge is burned
The best way? Never ever, ever ever ever, come by here.
Say thanks for a great night; your roommate was awesome. \n\nBut seriously, screw him! He locked you out of his room naked! I mean, it sucks that you threw up on his bed, but this stuff happens. Doesn't justify him locking you out. Good for you for doing his roommate; hope it was awesome!
The best way would be to never ever come back\nIf I brought you here, it was to fuck me, not my roommate. Esp after making a mess of my bed. bridge burned
Maybe "sorry I'm a dirty whore"???
Apologize for puking in the bed, nothing else. They locked the door. They made the decision sexy time was over, not you. Roommate took what was offered after it had been refused. Sounds like you traded up.
Yeah because why let some drunk mess throwing up ruin the mood? The guy that locked the door saved himself a headache and a probable std.
Bridge burned. Don't bother apologizing when you screwed up that bad.
With your lips around a 12 gauge pump action