Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
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I'm sorry you had to have that conversation. Use this as a defining moment, get help and clean up your life... now.
my suggestion, find a new dealer.
RUN! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!
You can feel flattered, but you don't want a committed relationship or marriage with a drug dealer.
Hahaha. So Mr. "Doesn't Make The Best Decisions" thinks that having a child with a drug user will help get his life together. I'd rather watch a movie on this than any Twilight.
Run. Like your feet were on fire and your @ss was catching.
Totally creeped out.
Do the world a favor and kill him and yourself. Thanks!
Do it, if u use drugs chances are u r broke and having a kid will prolly happen to you anyways so..... Do it.