In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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Urban Dictionary gives you several options, your choice depending how fat she is and if she's on her period!
I suddenly feel sad. I thumbs upped this comment and changed the number from 69 to 70. :(
She's not coming. Her fat friend is.
i'll take a blobjob and assume the risk of not knowing what it could be
I call Rule 34.
Sounds like a grenade's gonna give u head. The situation.
I imagine you got chocolate on your dick, and not the good kind...
how do you end up hitting b instead of w? on any keyboard you look at they're nowhere near each other...
Eh well yeah.... Just roll with it.
I haven't got q blobjob since nam
Do you like water sports?
Isn't that somewhere between (or a combination of) a blowjob and a boobjob?
A blobjob probably
Is it sad if I seriously can't stop laughing at this?
Blobjob is just a fuckup when you're messing around... You know. Sexually.
Hey Bro,\nThis has probably already passed but anyways,\nAssume you are getting a blow job if not some other sort of piece...\nGood work bro, that text was definitely good! even though the typo...
YOU'RE SO ANNOYING.
Lol it's probally some crazy thing that envolves a 9 inch nail your pee hole and a hammer
Oh and قاسمخفبن٣٨ خкшщхηκψכחגו那覇羽\nたは하ㅗгллгнщщжпточфњљขยสดขนทодбн比厂已心山女，ㄇㄝ weird letters ftw
Maybe she's fat and youre renaming all aspects of sex to encompass her obesity.
Go fuk yourself