Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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Lies! Deep tissue massage is the leading contribution to my hand job skills. I have at least 5 times the endurance. I can keep that shit going through the entirety of the lord of the rings trilogy, stopping only to shed a tear for Gandolph's unfortunate demise.
I totally agree with you - I feel the same. Clearly this girl doesn't know what she's doing...with a cock or massages!! And wow... you sound like my long lost twin sister. <3
pearls of wisdom: always shake hands first. if you pull back a crushed nub, take a pass
The question is how's it hanging
Hmm...was it like watching the shake weight commercial?
Did she leave you with black and blue balls?
Pop Goes The Weiner!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At least she's not a proffessional hotdog eater
Jooknow this reminds me of the youtube clip, worst handjob. Bringing the whole, "now act like it's a kethup bottle" into the scenario.
Rule: there is not enough tissue on the dick to have a "deep tissue massage" comfortably.
@TheRulebook pleas KILL yourself!\nRule: It must be with a legend caliber weapon, lots of grey matter on the wall! GO!
oh God...there is nothing about this that says "good night"...i winced in sympathy pain...
or a girl that works at cold stone creamery
Ow fuck dude ow !!!!
yeah probably not smart...my area code though! yay southern twin cities!!!
Fly you fools X]
Who the fuck is giving this a good night?
Buuuullshit, yes by all means do!
Why the fuck would you get a handjob? This isn't eighth grade (I'm assuming). Anyway, man up, free massages would definitely be worth a shitty handjob.
Bwahahahhaha!!! As a massage therapist, I find this absolutely hysterical!! X-D Thank god I specialize in Swedish, eh?
That's NOT the situation right there! Who gets handjobs these days?
Everyone except for you, evidently.
There just is no happy ending there. Bruising a dude's peep is bad, mmkay?
Ouch-town population you bro!
Can you say ouch much
only get head from those kinda girls