went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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Because a Brazilian is just like Cinderella's carriage: It only lasts till midnight.
just have your way with him while hes passed out, trust me he wont mind
Hey op, how bout I eat you until you pass out. What a douche your husband must be to not appreciate the sacrifices you and your vag make fir him!
This is sad. Is he always drunk?
I'm with regalbeagle. It'll be there tomorrow. Unless it's a common occurrence, it's really not that big of a deal.
Just start sucking his dick. He'll get hard, and chances are he'll wake up before you finish and then, if you can manage to get your mouth away, you can fuck him. No big deal.
@Anonymous I thought you were just speaking hick.
If you got a Brazilian it will stay smooth for about two weeks. So chill the fuck out lady.
Me too .. I never get laid
that's the same commercial i did its ©
So just because you chose to get waxed and your husband fell asleep without giving you the attention you want, you want a divorce??? Good thing you got married in the first place. Did you try waking him up, or just go straight to pouting??
I feel you...I had my cutest thongs and bra on the other night, my husband took a look at me, then passed out...it's only been 4 months and he is already acting like he is 50
yo lose the zero and get with the hero:) \n\n(but if your fat forget the last sentence)