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  • Submitted by regalbeagle on Dec 30, 10 at 9:43am

    Because a Brazilian is just like Cinderella's carriage: It only lasts till midnight.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 30, 10 at 12:56pm

      excellent

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Dec 30, 10 at 10:16am

    just have your way with him while hes passed out, trust me he wont mind

  • Submitted by equinoxe on Dec 30, 10 at 9:57am

    This is sad. Is he always drunk?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 10 at 10:49am

    Hey op, how bout I eat you until you pass out. What a douche your husband must be to not appreciate the sacrifices you and your vag make fir him!

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    Submitted by sunshine1114 on Dec 30, 10 at 10:17am

    I'm with regalbeagle. It'll be there tomorrow. Unless it's a common occurrence, it's really not that big of a deal.

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    Submitted by Figuratively on Dec 30, 10 at 5:13pm

    Just start sucking his dick. He'll get hard, and chances are he'll wake up before you finish and then, if you can manage to get your mouth away, you can fuck him. No big deal.

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    Submitted by raerae24 on Dec 31, 10 at 6:16pm

    If you got a Brazilian it will stay smooth for about two weeks. So chill the fuck out lady.

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    Submitted by TheMoreYouKnow on Dec 30, 10 at 12:40pm

    @Anonymous I thought you were just speaking hick.

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    Submitted by phillyprincess on Dec 31, 10 at 2:02pm

    Hilarious

  • Submitted by jhandy on Dec 30, 10 at 10:34pm

    So just because you chose to get waxed and your husband fell asleep without giving you the attention you want, you want a divorce??? Good thing you got married in the first place. Did you try waking him up, or just go straight to pouting??

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    Submitted by bestshooter on Dec 30, 10 at 1:39pm

    Me too .. I never get laid

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 10 at 10:51am

    For...damn iPhone

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    Submitted by malisha56 on Jan 9, 11 at 12:43pm

    I feel you...I had my cutest thongs and bra on the other night, my husband took a look at me, then passed out...it's only been 4 months and he is already acting like he is 50

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    Submitted by TBONEa on Dec 30, 10 at 12:54pm

    that's the same commercial i did its ©

  • Submitted by noahochoa on Dec 30, 10 at 8:11pm

    yo lose the zero and get with the hero:) \n\n(but if your fat forget the last sentence)