By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
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Guys lie to sleep with girls they just met? Wow, why hasn't anyone told me this before?
Vegans don't eat pussy anyway.
Well played, best post I've read today.
I think the real tragedy is that you're such a whore, you know what a vegetarian's semen tastes like compared to someone who eats meat.
^^ What he said! ^^
yes, someone who has blown more than one guy is automatically a whore...smh
So you're telling me that someone becomes an instant connoisseur the second they blow one person? My point is that there has to be a giant sample size for her to make a conclusion like that based off of taste. Unless she is a semen-tasting savant.
Could it be? No... It can't be... Is this one... Dare I say, original?
The fact that he had a fondue set didn't give it away?
LOL the fondue set is indicative that he also lied about being interested in women...
The brighter side of whore
Cause there are so many vegetarian guys in Vegas... lol