I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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Bare back on a bear back
Was it with Burt Reynolds?
Well, if that's all that makes one's life complete.... I know what I'm doing this weekend then
GoodLuck, so... You're saying that what you eat is ok and that your parents should never have fucked? I agree with the latter.
I imagine that's a thought that goes through every bear's mind at least once. "When I die, I hope people hump on my skin."
fuck-it list number 27.
You have that right!
Congratulations on the bear.
Anyone who says this is a bad night is dumb. I bet that bear is ok with being a rug now that it knows it served a greater purpose after it's life ended!!!
@ilayawake\nI care not if this not be twitter. What a glorious reply.
i thought it said sex with a bear skin rug
Legonut where you at!?
Shake that bear
Anyone who said this was a good night is dumb. Sex is gross and it's mean to kill animals!!