I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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And I bet you she's going to shove that up her ass to get drunk..
Hmmmmm berkley huh? Still think getting the tampon in will be harder than getting into berkley...
This sounds more like a FML post than TFLN
She is a good daughter. Easy to fuck and as intelligent as a loaf of bread.
You get drunk faster-it's absorbed right into the bloodstream. 1 drink can kill you, it's not filtered through the liver.
...why not just pour a shot like a normal person?
Absorbs quickly and you body has no warning of the alcohol poisoning that is coming on.
Doesn't that sting?
Yes, death is funny.
Why would any woman soak their tampon in vodka?!?!?
Its the new thing. You get the buzz but it wont show up if you are stopped by the police and given a breathalizer.
She is because unlike the prude feminazis here, she is having fun!