YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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Why is the rum gone? BECAUSE PEOPLE OVERUSE THAT FUCKING LINE.
You might be an alcoholic if ...
Stop responding to the clinger and they will eventually, eventually, get the hint.
Alcoholic says what?
847 = navy boot camp, thus the rum reference. sailors love rum.
Realist shit lol
I find this honesty refreshing.