Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
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You hit the "what people hate" trifecta: your a lawyer,cats and mini vans.The cheating girlfriend is the prize.
Better off living in the van, dj'ing from the back and saving your money to buy a real life. One with less cat odor and more faithful girlfriend.
I'm guessing the cheating gf is a result of how the rest of your life is going
Reality check! What a bummer lol
Um yeah...get out of the 815 area! Unless of course you're in Rockford,IL because you can use your new degree to deal w the ample amount of criminals and crack/meth heads.
wow you done goofed...seriously though you let the bitch live in your place? her shit shoulda been out the door and on the street corner you know where a whore would be instinctively drawn to
that skank needs a good backhand to remind her where her place is
rather..slapped with a backhoe
U live in J-Burg dont you. Run... NOW!
wonder which school...
Bet your parents are proud.....
This sounds like a really shitty summer comedy.
fyl - fuck your life
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