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  • You hit the "what people hate" trifecta: your a lawyer,cats and mini vans.The cheating girlfriend is the prize.

    Submitted by Philsfan08 on Apr 10, 12 at 3:44pm
  • Better off living in the van, dj'ing from the back and saving your money to buy a real life. One with less cat odor and more faithful girlfriend.

    Submitted by LiquidTecktonik on Apr 10, 12 at 5:20pm
  • I'm guessing the cheating gf is a result of how the rest of your life is going

    Submitted by Phys on Apr 10, 12 at 4:10pm
  • Reality check! What a bummer lol

    Submitted by DealsAllDay22 on Apr 11, 12 at 8:40am
  • Um yeah...get out of the 815 area! Unless of course you're in Rockford,IL because you can use your new degree to deal w the ample amount of criminals and crack/meth heads.

    Submitted by drc041 on Apr 10, 12 at 6:25pm
  • U live in J-Burg dont you. Run... NOW!

    Submitted by ToughGuy29 on Apr 11, 12 at 6:24pm
  • wow you done goofed...seriously though you let the bitch live in your place? her shit shoulda been out the door and on the street corner you know where a whore would be instinctively drawn to

    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 10, 12 at 4:03pm
    • that skank needs a good backhand to remind her where her place is

      Submitted by ck24 on Apr 10, 12 at 4:39pm
  • Bet your parents are proud.....

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo1 on Apr 10, 12 at 10:30pm
  • wonder which school...

    Submitted by labnob on Apr 11, 12 at 4:48am
  • This sounds like a really shitty summer comedy.

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Apr 12, 12 at 3:02pm
  • Karma!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 11, 12 at 7:06am
  • congratulations

    Submitted by swliverpool on May 9, 12 at 10:46am
  • fyl - fuck your life

    Submitted by bewbz_n_laserz on Apr 10, 12 at 3:51pm