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  • Submitted by Philsfan08 on Apr 10, 12 at 3:44pm

    You hit the "what people hate" trifecta: your a lawyer,cats and mini vans.The cheating girlfriend is the prize.

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    Submitted by LiquidTecktonik on Apr 10, 12 at 5:20pm

    Better off living in the van, dj'ing from the back and saving your money to buy a real life. One with less cat odor and more faithful girlfriend.

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    Submitted by Phys on Apr 10, 12 at 4:10pm

    I'm guessing the cheating gf is a result of how the rest of your life is going

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 10, 12 at 4:03pm

    wow you done goofed...seriously though you let the bitch live in your place? her shit shoulda been out the door and on the street corner you know where a whore would be instinctively drawn to

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      Submitted by ck24 on Apr 10, 12 at 4:39pm

      that skank needs a good backhand to remind her where her place is

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 10, 12 at 8:18pm

        rather..slapped with a backhoe

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    Submitted by DealsAllDay22 on Apr 11, 12 at 8:40am

    Reality check! What a bummer lol

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    Submitted by drc041 on Apr 10, 12 at 6:25pm

    Um yeah...get out of the 815 area! Unless of course you're in Rockford,IL because you can use your new degree to deal w the ample amount of criminals and crack/meth heads.

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    Submitted by ToughGuy29 on Apr 11, 12 at 6:24pm

    U live in J-Burg dont you. Run... NOW!

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    Submitted by labnob on Apr 11, 12 at 4:48am

    wonder which school...

    • 38 33
      Submitted by miikrr on Apr 11, 12 at 2:23pm

      William Michell

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo1 on Apr 10, 12 at 10:30pm

    Bet your parents are proud.....

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 11, 12 at 7:06am

    Karma!

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    Submitted by swliverpool on May 9, 12 at 10:46am

    congratulations

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    Submitted by Valkyrie on Apr 12, 12 at 3:02pm

    This sounds like a really shitty summer comedy.

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    Submitted by bewbz_n_laserz on Apr 10, 12 at 3:51pm

    fyl - fuck your life