ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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The plural use of blowjob is key here.
thats what happens when you wear "slut" by britteny spears
I feel the same way when I smell tuna...ah, college.
Is it a Paris Hilton perfume?
yeah, lt's called squank. I believe the bottle is pink and the perfume smells like salmon.
Hmm. A new marketing scheme for skanks.
At first glance I saw "black furry memories"
I sadly know exactly what it's like.
It's because your sense of smell is the best sense you have to trigger memories. thats why they say if your romance gets old to wear the perfume u were wearing when u first met ur partner, to trigger memories of happier days :)