blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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Does you ass hurt? Do you hear banjos playing in the distance?
good lord, lighten up. I thought everyones woke up in the back of a truck at some point. Just cause someone got tore back on easter dont make em an alcoholic.
Easter dinner was a cover story, it was actually your intervention you missed.
Was the truck on the interstate?
If you are waking up in places half naked in places you don't recognize/ or not sure how you got there there, you definitely have a problem.