blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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good lord, lighten up. I thought everyones woke up in the back of a truck at some point. Just cause someone got tore back on easter dont make em an alcoholic.
Does you ass hurt? Do you hear banjos playing in the distance?
Was the truck on the interstate?
Easter dinner was a cover story, it was actually your intervention you missed.
If you are waking up in places half naked in places you don't recognize/ or not sure how you got there there, you definitely have a problem.