She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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Well if you're hanging the toilet seat by the pool that means she didn't try to steal it. She DID steal it. \n\nCongratulations on a job well done ma'am.
As Dueling banjos plays in the background.