I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
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Hitting the driveway at 60mph while prairie-dogging has been known to make one shit one's pants on impact.
Why where you going 60 in a residential neighborhood?
If the driver refuses to stop at your driveway to allow you to poo, I find it perfectly acceptable to poo in the passenger seat.
I didn't know ghosts could send texts.
for some reason I doubt it was at 60 mph. maybe like 25-30
Or their canadian, most residential streets are 50km/h or 60km/h here
Yeah, except 860 is a CT area code