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  • Submitted by bedtimesockthief on Aug 7, 10 at 10:08pm

    and while you were busy aiming at their faces, she was crawling under the table grabbing more than just pong balls..

  • Submitted by unleashedxx on Aug 7, 10 at 10:58pm

    "Guido" is an Italian name for "Guy," as in Guy Fawkes, the guy who plotted to incinerate King James the 1st and the houses of Parliament in the 1600's. Just as the name Guy became a collective for the sex, the name Guido became collective for the Italian male.\nYes, I am a teenage girl with too much time on my hands.

  • Submitted by dre623 on Aug 7, 10 at 10:21pm

    oh. she noticed.

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    Submitted by gaterhog on Aug 7, 10 at 10:52pm

    Isn't guido a derogatory term for Italians, not mexicans?

  • 77 66
    Submitted by SippinSally on Aug 8, 10 at 1:25am

    How dumb was she?

  • 75 63
    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 8, 10 at 6:44am

    She's obviously a twit or just likes it. Either way--good for you!

  • 75 70
    Submitted by zynzanna on Aug 8, 10 at 6:02pm

    My friend tryed that to me once. He is now my boyfriend!!!

  • 79 80
    Submitted by cmillss on Aug 8, 10 at 1:48am

    And you are one smart man.

  • 76 74
    Submitted by unleashedxx on Aug 7, 10 at 11:01pm

    Oh and OP, well played, my good sir.

  • 73 69
    Submitted by GUESS_WHAT on Aug 7, 10 at 11:28pm

    Damn, I gotta try this...

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    Submitted by fkyou420 on Aug 8, 10 at 2:37am

    []D [] []\\/[] []D.[]\\[]

  • 72 71
    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 8, 10 at 2:09am

    Sumone luvs da meat!

  • 73 78
    Submitted by austinonymouss on Aug 7, 10 at 10:36pm

    Falcon punch!

    • 60 62
      Submitted by jthenailer on Aug 12, 10 at 12:01am

      You've falcon punched for the last time sir fail...

  • 76 89
    Submitted by eggsandtokyo on Aug 7, 10 at 10:05pm

    Teeheehee

  • 68 78
    Submitted by enjoy420 on Aug 7, 10 at 11:33pm

    I was saying that he most likely is not a guido that he is most likely a little Mexican kid trying to be cool

  • 62 75
    Submitted by purplepoop7 on Aug 9, 10 at 3:17am

    TacoTown VS BurritoVille

  • Submitted by enjoy420 on Aug 7, 10 at 10:33pm

    Hey mikethesituation... Fuck you! You are a piece if shit no one thinks you are funny and honestly I think all u stupid "guidos" should fucking die you think u are so cool and your probley a 14 year old little Mexican kid ! Get some new lines or just go kill yourself!!

    • 60 76
      Submitted by ls42092 on Aug 7, 10 at 10:42pm

      you have a lovely name

  • 63 79
    Submitted by jthenailer on Aug 12, 10 at 12:03am

    I think if she agreed to those terms then you didn't need terms in the first place just ask for some head already!....

  • 49 52
    Submitted by ZAK13 on Mar 24, 11 at 8:30am

    Wow, I am literally impressed... Gotta try that out. Bravo good sir, bravo!

  • 69 96
    Submitted by CynicalWit on Aug 7, 10 at 10:20pm

    Life is just a memory, so let's make the memory to last a lifetime!

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    Submitted by ohsnapitsbritney on Aug 8, 10 at 10:01pm

    This would be from my area code. Sounds like my ex bf

  • 60 88
    Submitted by fistin_grannies on Aug 7, 10 at 11:33pm

    did she died?

  • 45 62
    Submitted by justinnn on Oct 31, 11 at 2:19am

    Cobb county let's goo!

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    Submitted by ilovebreast on Aug 7, 10 at 10:07pm

    Brilliant man!

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    Submitted by TitansNHS on Jun 25, 11 at 2:55am

    Yeah that sounds like something that would happen in Atlanta...