i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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and while you were busy aiming at their faces, she was crawling under the table grabbing more than just pong balls..
"Guido" is an Italian name for "Guy," as in Guy Fawkes, the guy who plotted to incinerate King James the 1st and the houses of Parliament in the 1600's. Just as the name Guy became a collective for the sex, the name Guido became collective for the Italian male.\nYes, I am a teenage girl with too much time on my hands.
oh. she noticed.
Damn, I gotta try this...
And you are one smart man.
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Isn't guido a derogatory term for Italians, not mexicans?
You've falcon punched for the last time sir fail...
Sumone luvs da meat!
Oh and OP, well played, my good sir.
I was saying that he most likely is not a guido that he is most likely a little Mexican kid trying to be cool
How dumb was she?
My friend tryed that to me once. He is now my boyfriend!!!
Hey mikethesituation... Fuck you! You are a piece if shit no one thinks you are funny and honestly I think all u stupid "guidos" should fucking die you think u are so cool and your probley a 14 year old little Mexican kid ! Get some new lines or just go kill yourself!!
you have a lovely name
Life is just a memory, so let's make the memory to last a lifetime!
Wow, I am literally impressed... Gotta try that out. Bravo good sir, bravo!
She's obviously a twit or just likes it. Either way--good for you!
This would be from my area code. Sounds like my ex bf
I think if she agreed to those terms then you didn't need terms in the first place just ask for some head already!....
did she died?
TacoTown VS BurritoVille
Yeah that sounds like something that would happen in Atlanta...
Cobb county let's goo!