Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
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TMI mom. TMI
Use the stairs.
Why waste perfectly good farts? Haven't you ever heard the old saying, "Don't waste a good thing"
@Ahhaynie: I believe the saying you're looking for is "Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?".
Lol I like this one
The No Smoking means more now than ever!
No god can save you from Korean farts.
This sounds exactly like something my mom would have sent me... =) so freaking funny!!
Market it as aroma aversion therapy. You are teaching the other employees to get exercise and use the stairs.
Kim chi and undercooked dog? Open a window so I can jump out!
use that fellow co-worker/boss/manager/supervisor's empty coffee cup, you know, the one that you hate with a passion.