Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
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TMI mom. TMI
Use the stairs.
Why waste perfectly good farts? Haven't you ever heard the old saying, "Don't waste a good thing"
@Ahhaynie: I believe the saying you're looking for is "Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?".
Lol I like this one
The No Smoking means more now than ever!
No god can save you from Korean farts.
Market it as aroma aversion therapy. You are teaching the other employees to get exercise and use the stairs.
This sounds exactly like something my mom would have sent me... =) so freaking funny!!
Kim chi and undercooked dog? Open a window so I can jump out!
use that fellow co-worker/boss/manager/supervisor's empty coffee cup, you know, the one that you hate with a passion.