Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
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I bet you'd do better on the job drunk than most sober.
Congratulations, Lester Burnham. Did you buy yourself a Z28 Camaro, too?
I realize I'm probably severely overreacting to this, but this really really makes me mad. I've been stone cold sober while I've applied for literally dozens of jobs and not heard a single peep from any employers. The fact that people can apply for jobs DRUNK and get them makes me slightly nauseous.
Maybe that's what the other 9% are doing wrong...they need to get drunk before looking for a job
Selisa91-you're obviously applying at the wrong places. McDonald's is hiring!
Not real. But still hilarious.
From fry cook to cashier! That is HUGE!!
Hey, there's room to move as a fry cook, man. OP could be manager in two years. King. God.