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  • I bet you'd do better on the job drunk than most sober.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 3, 12 at 6:22pm
  • Congratulations, Lester Burnham. Did you buy yourself a Z28 Camaro, too?

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 3, 12 at 8:41pm
  • Maybe that's what the other 9% are doing wrong...they need to get drunk before looking for a job

    Submitted by pnr on Sep 3, 12 at 4:54pm
  • I realize I'm probably severely overreacting to this, but this really really makes me mad. I've been stone cold sober while I've applied for literally dozens of jobs and not heard a single peep from any employers. The fact that people can apply for jobs DRUNK and get them makes me slightly nauseous.

    Submitted by selisa91 on Sep 4, 12 at 7:31am
  • Selisa91-you're obviously applying at the wrong places. McDonald's is hiring!

    Submitted by security24 on Sep 5, 12 at 12:35am
  • Not real. But still hilarious.

    Submitted by Umbrae_Jokes on Sep 4, 12 at 8:40am
  • From fry cook to cashier! That is HUGE!!

    Submitted by spicy_mustard on Sep 4, 12 at 3:39am
    • Hey, there's room to move as a fry cook, man. OP could be manager in two years. King. God.

      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 4, 12 at 8:49am