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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.

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I know a guy.

Submitted by ny_texts on Jun 25, 10 at 9:29am

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- who knows a guy. If you know what I mean.
  
  Submitted by urallstupid on Jun 25, 10 at 4:20pm
  
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I am fist pumping to this comment

Submitted by gardea_11b on Jun 25, 10 at 9:46am

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I think that we are okay, Guido's are infertile from all the fake tanning

Submitted by deformz on Jun 25, 10 at 11:36am

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agreed. the gene pool needs a little chlorine.

Submitted by BlackSheepParty on Jun 25, 10 at 10:43am

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Amen!!!!!!!

Submitted by dd32 on Jun 25, 10 at 8:31am

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I saw that fat skank in Columbus, Oh at the sugar club. The dj kept taking limp bizkits song "nookie" and changing it to snookie. Everything about her should be against the law. Stupid voice, lame sayings, and her bumpit can fist fuck itself.

Submitted by webohio86 on Jun 25, 10 at 2:50pm

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gladly

Submitted by professorbananas on Jun 25, 10 at 9:07am

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Instead, let's find Christopher Lloyd and take the DeLorian back 30 years and kill her mother.

Submitted by stevebauer on Jun 25, 10 at 11:50am

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- Kill two birds with one stone. I like it.
  
  Submitted by marsho on Jun 26, 10 at 9:10pm
  
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I think I can find volunteers :)

Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 10 at 8:36am

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Better plan!\n Someone needs to sterilize the whole state of New Jersey!\nOr push it into the Atlantic, whichever.

Submitted by sgmyers on Jun 30, 10 at 9:55am

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FUCK GUIDOS!THEY RUINED THE SHORE!

Submitted by UrLiFeSuXz88 on Jun 25, 10 at 10:26am

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No, shit, dude. She's nasty as hell.

Submitted by ZtotheOtotheE on Jul 9, 10 at 4:14pm

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Someone need to kill you for actually watching that shit

Submitted by DragonZ on Jun 25, 10 at 10:06am

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She's from upstate new York. Guidette my ass! She needs to go haha

Submitted by malaboox0 on Jun 25, 10 at 9:56am

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Or just the whole cast of jersey shore... If I see one more guido wop fist pumping I'm going to vomit...

Submitted by guitar_boy on Jun 25, 10 at 10:23am

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OneHotMess is Snookie! lol

Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Jun 25, 10 at 9:04am

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Too late. She has already bred. Sorry Bro.

Submitted by catyj on Jun 22, 12 at 11:47pm

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Don't worry about it. Her dumb ass will probably get fake tan in her eyes and run out into the street in front of a large bus and we will escape from the nightmare.

Submitted by natio979 on Jun 25, 10 at 11:32pm

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You'd think at least one of them wouldn't died in a hair grease fire by now.

Submitted by Halcion on Jun 25, 10 at 12:14pm

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Someone needs to punch her in the face this year!! Drinks on me to whomever gets it handled..

Submitted by holdmyjunk on Jun 25, 10 at 12:49pm

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They're not even Italians you idiots! But yes, do kill them.

Submitted by girlabouttown on Jun 25, 10 at 1:17pm

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well that's not nice, why doesn't someone kill you..I'm sure your genes aren't any better.

Submitted by alriefowg on Jun 26, 10 at 10:39am

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She probably already has, but fortunately for the world it wound up in a dumpster. Yay!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 10 at 11:38am

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Im pretty sure her hair "bump" is what took out the ozone layer... So thanks snooki... For global warming....look what u have done

Submitted by blite on Jun 25, 10 at 2:56pm

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if you think snooki is the worst threat to the gene pool you are sadly mistaken

Submitted by glossylu on Jun 28, 10 at 2:30am

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dov charney of american apparel is way worse

Submitted by glossylu on Jun 28, 10 at 2:32am

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So so funny!! Ha!

Submitted by hootch on Jun 25, 10 at 11:42am

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...too late. God help us all

Submitted by Jaco823 on Jun 26, 10 at 1:18am

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Too late

Submitted by inyourpants on Aug 3, 12 at 2:43am

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that gym teacher had the right idea...

Submitted by gdbear30 on Jun 26, 10 at 3:43am

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Lol seriously though who's down

Submitted by Lover2Hate on Jun 25, 10 at 3:58pm

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Yes! Finally someone said it

Submitted by plainer195 on Jun 25, 10 at 1:15pm

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At least you spelled her name right, unlike all the retards that put an E at the end.

Submitted by anonmyous on Jun 25, 10 at 10:09am

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You bitches! Snooki is the bomb and your alllll jealous of her massive boobs and tanness. I'm out *fist pump*

Submitted by sportsgirl1417 on Jun 25, 10 at 4:24pm

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- Wow. Snooki's like the trashiest bitch I've ever seen. If you had any class what-so-ever you would clearly see that she's grade a white trash. Definitely not the "bomb". And if you seriously fist pump you deserve a cunt punt. Enough said.
  
  Submitted by ZtotheOtotheE on Jul 9, 10 at 4:19pm
  
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I agree with marsho!! 100%

Submitted by jLRoch on Jun 25, 10 at 10:59am

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LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO

Submitted by LOLjk on Aug 4, 10 at 12:56am

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FUCK YES SNOOKI.

Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 10 at 11:39pm

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You guys care enough to sit here

Submitted by OneHottMess on Jun 25, 10 at 2:49pm

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Fist bump!!!!

Submitted by mintyshake on Jun 25, 10 at 1:47pm

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@grade_11b Ahhhahahaha

Submitted by rawker617 on Jun 25, 10 at 1:03pm

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Too late.

Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Nov 18, 12 at 10:42pm

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HATERS!

Submitted by OneHottMess on Jun 25, 10 at 9:03am

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- Nothing wrong with a little hate when properly applied.
  
  Submitted by whiteknave on Jun 25, 10 at 11:08am
  
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It's time for drastic measures!!!!!!!!!! The demon must die before she infects the minds of the innocent!!!!

Submitted by lightblue95 on Jun 25, 10 at 3:12pm

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Submitted by Halcion on Jun 25, 10 at 12:14pm

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Submitted by girlabouttown on Jun 25, 10 at 1:17pm

Submitted by alriefowg on Jun 26, 10 at 10:39am

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Submitted by hootch on Jun 25, 10 at 11:42am

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Submitted by inyourpants on Aug 3, 12 at 2:43am

Submitted by gdbear30 on Jun 26, 10 at 3:43am

Submitted by Lover2Hate on Jun 25, 10 at 3:58pm

Submitted by plainer195 on Jun 25, 10 at 1:15pm

Submitted by anonmyous on Jun 25, 10 at 10:09am

Submitted by sportsgirl1417 on Jun 25, 10 at 4:24pm

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Submitted by OneHottMess on Jun 25, 10 at 2:49pm

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Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Nov 18, 12 at 10:42pm

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