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  • Submitted by edare9439 on Mar 4, 10 at 6:15pm

    Hahahaa dude you live in fucking oklahoma... don't even talk

  • Submitted by fdads on Mar 4, 10 at 6:15pm

    and this is coming from a person from oklahoma...

  • Submitted by FaceFucked on Mar 4, 10 at 7:52pm

    Wait 405...that's my area code. I live in Oklahoma. Whoever wrote this has no room to talk. Oklahoma is seriously a shithole.

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      Submitted by hellionist on Sep 22, 10 at 7:34pm

      i'm inclined to concur. something always felt 'frozen beyond time' there. black hole, thinly stretched. i moved out of OK City to the Pacific Northwest 3 months ago, although i still have the blasted 405 area code on my cell.\nbut, yes. had to move.\nit's amazing the amount of transplants that are in Oklahoma, though, especially from the West Coast. it's like, once you get in, you never really get out.

  • Submitted by GirlyNerd_77 on Mar 4, 10 at 6:18pm

    Fuck you!! Jersey is awesome!!

  • Submitted by ericalew on Mar 4, 10 at 7:18pm

    Why is everyone hating on Canada? I'm American and hey! I don't hate Canada.

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      Submitted by melodynelson on Mar 5, 10 at 11:29am

      You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 11:57pm

      South Park, mostly. Quebec shouldn't be a valid reason, since Quebec is to Canada in the same way that Texas is to the US.

  • Submitted by kjs on Mar 4, 10 at 10:09pm

    id rather live in canada than oklahoma

  • Submitted by agrees on Mar 4, 10 at 6:19pm

    Fuck u jersey is the shit

  • Submitted by PlanetPiss on Mar 4, 10 at 7:59pm

    NJ is hard as fuck son, don't get it twisted.

  • Submitted by charrr on Mar 4, 10 at 9:27pm

    I lived in Oklahoma for 4 years and I now live in jersey so you need to hush. Oklahoma has nothing to offer at least new jersey is entertaining.

  • Submitted by AcesFull07 on Mar 4, 10 at 6:57pm

    (405) can suck it. Jersey will rock you like a hurricane.

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      Submitted by isabella138 on Mar 4, 10 at 9:46pm

      hahaha truee <3 jersey is the fucking best state ever.

    • 65 66
      Submitted by annonamousse on Mar 5, 10 at 10:23am

      LIKE A HURRICANE SUCKAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by creeperbug on Mar 4, 10 at 11:22pm

    Everyone is Dissing Canada eh? Sorry I Couldn't Hear You Over My Health Care Benefits, Hows Your Health Care Bitches?

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      Submitted by GDinNJ on Mar 5, 10 at 7:19am

      Sorry, already been done. This "I couldn't hear you over..." business is really getting old... Alright, we get it, you like your health care. Personally, I prefer not to socialize medicine. But that's just me.

      • 65 67
        Submitted by WUT on Mar 6, 10 at 1:49pm

        And WE prefer the luxury of actually being able to receive it.

  • Submitted by macdaddyy on Mar 4, 10 at 10:49pm

    New jersey is the shit

  • Submitted by SneakyDeath on Mar 4, 10 at 6:41pm

    What's wrong with New Jersey?

  • Submitted by jrsygirl on Mar 4, 10 at 10:26pm

    Heyy now don't be hatin on Jersey. Born and raised here and I love it :)

  • Submitted by incendie on Mar 4, 10 at 7:39pm

    the funny thing is, I bet all these texts talking shit about Canada are by people who have never been

  • Submitted by canadarulesmofo on Mar 4, 10 at 7:59pm

    Canada rules bitches!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 12:03am

    comparing any american state to canada is a disgrace to canada.

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    Submitted by cheddab15 on Mar 5, 10 at 9:10am

    of all states you pick new jersey to say it's not real?? how bout south Dakota, never hear anything from that place. nj is one of the best states.

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    Submitted by yetlove12 on Mar 5, 10 at 1:56am

    Carrot Top is a fucking freak...\nGo Canada!

  • 90 67
    Submitted by summer101 on Mar 4, 10 at 7:37pm

    I love jersey <3 I'm kinda bummed I'm leaving it for college!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 2:43am

    I'm an american and I like Vancouver more than LA but I still have to say GO USA But seriously canada is great it's like a rich America or the nation of Beverly hills with great wonderful people.

    • 49 61
      Submitted by random88 on Apr 24, 10 at 3:14pm

      thank you kind American, for proving that not everyone from your country is as ignorant as the other ones on this site

  • 90 72
    Submitted by MrDan on Mar 4, 10 at 10:58pm

    Of course the canadian cant spelled "retarded" and is a fan of metallica. Thats the definition of a fagbag

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    Submitted by maustex on Mar 5, 10 at 12:30am

    Did anyone else notice that while boasting about the education in jersey he spelled education "ecucation" just thought it was a bit ironic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:45pm

    I think Robin Williams said it best... Canada is like a garage apartment over a really good party...

    • 51 70
      Submitted by StarlightSweetie on Mar 4, 10 at 11:14pm

      He said 'loft' not a 'garage apartment'.

    • 69 70
      Submitted by amaxo on Mar 5, 10 at 10:20am

      Hahahaha. I don't fucking think so.

  • 81 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 1:18am

    learn how to spell your fucking state then talk

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:07pm

    405 go back to fucking your sister you inbreed fucks in the 405

    • 50 80
      Submitted by UrsaWork on Mar 4, 10 at 11:25pm

      Are you sure you aren't referring to West Virginia?

  • 83 62
    Submitted by Hoser on Mar 5, 10 at 12:08am

    Our health care system, y'all know it's free, we keep our girls bangin with a full mouth of teeth

  • Submitted by Canada1867 on Mar 4, 10 at 6:32pm

    Seriously stop ripping on Canada we never did anything wrong to you guys.\nAnd NO shouldn't be one to talk. P.S. Canada sent people to help you out after Katrina so that's not very grateful of you

    • 68 83
      Submitted by Kasac on Mar 4, 10 at 7:48pm

      ......so....fuck canada eh?

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      Submitted by briguy987 on Mar 4, 10 at 9:48pm

      dude, i'm from canada too and this reply just came off as a whiny bitch reply. stfu. we don't need U.S. approval to know we're great.

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        Submitted by thats_life on Mar 4, 10 at 11:00pm

        fucking eh we re not a bunch of bitches americans if you guys dont like Canada then shut up n fuck off and for the record jersey does suck some serious sack.

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          Submitted by GDinNJ on Mar 5, 10 at 7:15am

          and for the record, we're (New Jersey...ers) the only ones who could possibly side with you on this thread. So shut the fuck up and pretend you like us while we pretend to like you. It makes us look less pathetic when we all argue against the original texter.

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            Submitted by thats_life on Mar 5, 10 at 12:50pm

            i think i speak for canada as a whole when i say id rather stand alone then side with jersey.

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              Submitted by GDinNJ on Mar 6, 10 at 10:34am

              This is what I don't understand. New Jersey isn't that bad. We're presently not attacking you, we're just defending ourselves. We're a perfectly fine state and the fact that you're unaware of that just shows how little of it you've seen.

            • 59 69
              Submitted by thats_life on Mar 6, 10 at 11:44am

              ive seen jersey its liking seeing a fat chick naked once is more then enough.

            • 59 67
              Submitted by random88 on Apr 24, 10 at 3:20pm

              pretty much sums it up

    • 56 90
      Submitted by melodynelson on Mar 5, 10 at 11:05am

      As much as I am a very proud Canadian, I have to agree that you just sound really whiny right now.

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    Submitted by mrsubie311 on Mar 5, 10 at 9:35am

    What's with the hatein of jersey??? Jersey rocks! And Don't judge it based on what you see on jersey shore that show and the ppl on it are a fuckin joke

  • 83 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 8:48pm

    Jerseys the shit so fuck u

  • 84 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:58pm

    love jersey <3

  • 85 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 5:33pm

    America rules. Canada rules. Hockey rules.

  • 84 70
    Submitted by jerseyyyxoxo on Mar 4, 10 at 11:27pm

    dont be jealous cause you cant be from jersey :D

  • 82 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 10:17pm

    fuck you. jersey is the home of champions. and 10:10 its annex. two n's. if youre gonna try to say something intelligent at least spell it right

    • 48 72
      Submitted by Mrsolodolo on Mar 5, 10 at 4:39pm

      you're**\nGoing to**

  • 75 56
    Submitted by tp3773 on Mar 5, 10 at 4:53pm

    Soooo fuckin full of ure selves .. It's very sad that 1 innocent hockey game brought forward all this hatred uve been bottling up against us canadians, insecurity? I think so

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    Submitted by x0grrrrr0x on Mar 4, 10 at 9:12pm

    new Jersey is the best. you have no room to talk

  • 89 85
    Submitted by rooooooooooooo on Mar 5, 10 at 2:35am

    Oh jersey <3. Outsiders have no clue of how wonderous you really are.

  • 86 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:53pm

    rep jerz all day errday<3

  • 83 75
    Submitted by hellrayzr on Mar 5, 10 at 8:17am

    Fuck canada USA RULE!!!

  • 80 71
    Submitted by K09 on Mar 6, 10 at 2:00am

    Additionally, I laugh at all these posts picking apart typos because typos OBVIOUSLY mean one has absolutely no education at all. Correcting them OBVIOUSLY means one has a superior intellect. LIKE OMG YOU SPELLED "SO" AS "AO" (or "education" as "ecucation" etc)! OMG HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE THE "A" IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE "S"? YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO INTELLIGENCE FOR A SLIP OF YOUR FINGER! Seriously people? WHY SO SERIOUS?

    • 47 75
      Submitted by creeperbug on Mar 8, 10 at 1:04am

      haha dont freak out there, Caps!

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        Submitted by K09 on Mar 8, 10 at 1:26am

        See, I'm not freaking out - it's the typo Nazis that are freaking out so they can exercise their superiority complexes. Gotta make sure they belittle someone's intelligence for typing fast and making a mistake!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 3:42am

    we have a population that definitely would not vote in a person like bush for two terms as president.. that has to count for something

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      Submitted by jack_meoff on Mar 5, 10 at 3:27pm

      At least the US still isn't Britain's bitch.

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        Submitted by jess_c on Mar 5, 10 at 10:57pm

        Britain isn't really involved in the government of Canada. But thanks for caring.

      • 66 87
        Submitted by WUT on Mar 6, 10 at 1:51pm

        Better Britan's bitch than the Middle East's bitch.

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    Submitted by Hoser on Mar 5, 10 at 9:16am

    We are one of the biggest exporters of water, oil, lumber, and gyprock, you Americans would be homeless without our resources.. Also Canada didn't invent hockey, we just mastered it, it's not even out national sport, lacrosse is, so do some research before you bash Canada.

    • 71 73
      Submitted by random88 on Apr 24, 10 at 3:16pm

      although in all honesty, it should be our national sport

  • 75 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:58pm

    jersey<3

  • 89 93
    Submitted by x0grrrrr0x on Mar 4, 10 at 9:15pm

    canada sucks they have fake bacon

    • 52 71
      Submitted by creeperbug on Mar 5, 10 at 1:38am

      wow. good one.

    • 52 52
      Submitted by random88 on Apr 24, 10 at 2:57pm

      obviously you've never had peameal bacon

  • 83 81
    Submitted by Hdogloveskoolaid on Mar 4, 10 at 6:33pm

    Haha two words to prove jersey is real, Kevin smith!

    • 69 81
      Submitted by GDinNJ on Mar 5, 10 at 7:16am

      Or Bon Jovi. Or Meryl Streep. Or Bruce Springsteen. \n\nJust for the record.

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    Submitted by americanigguh on Mar 4, 10 at 10:10pm

    WhAt's that Canada! I can't hear you over our nukes and our ability to Anex you in aproximatly....... 30 minutes. Lol anex...... You'd give your land to us if we even asked. Your the kid who will do anything for friends kind of country

  • Submitted by metallicafan on Mar 4, 10 at 8:40pm

    wow really, dising CANADA o wait srry i coudlnt here u over our health care benefits, and our 14 GOLD medals. so SUCK it u retarted american

    • 67 59
      Submitted by cansheyell27 on Mar 4, 10 at 9:31pm

      you said it son:)

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      Submitted by e217 on Mar 13, 10 at 3:34pm

      ok well first of all i think by "retarted" you actually meant retarded so maybe you shouldn't call americans that when you're illiterate.. secondly, all in all you only won 26 medals compared to our 37... and you were the home team so i don't think you have any room to brag in either of those categories..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:53pm

    You guys are all tools, Canada is a country the US could only ever dream if being like. 7:43 said it best, you guys are all useless inbreds.

  • 78 74
    Submitted by natepc4 on Mar 4, 10 at 6:02pm

    First

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    Submitted by lexylovehoney5 on Mar 6, 10 at 4:58pm

    look at how many people support you, NONE looka t how many people support jersey ALL OF THEM\ncause were not inbreed farm fucks like oklahoma \nJERRRSEYYY WE GO HARD

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      Submitted by creeperbug on Mar 8, 10 at 1:10am

      haha americans love to hate! at least all of the canadians posting on here are sticking together for their country! nj here is hating on oklahoma now too! jeez im so proud to be canadian!

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        Submitted by katy886 on Mar 9, 10 at 5:28pm

        ew... why..

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    Submitted by x0grrrrr0x on Mar 4, 10 at 9:18pm

    you bitched need to stop talking shit about jersey its beter than any of your states will ever bee

    • 78 87
      Submitted by creeperbug on Mar 5, 10 at 2:10am

      you need an education apparently.

  • 74 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 9:29am

    This is retarted. I love my state and it is very much real. Thanks, bye.

  • 76 72
    Submitted by champp on Mar 4, 10 at 11:39pm

    Jerseys the state of the gods idc how tough or cool you think you are go to Camden and you'll cry

  • 77 74
    Submitted by UncleGrumGrum on Mar 4, 10 at 6:29pm

    Haha legit

  • 78 77
    Submitted by TheCheeks on Mar 4, 10 at 9:38pm

    You can't beat Jersey...Canada want to be cool...but they just can't...FU*% canada

  • 73 69
    Submitted by blutrne on Mar 5, 10 at 1:51pm

    Holy crap. Who wrote this?

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      Submitted by jack_meoff on Mar 5, 10 at 3:36pm

      a dumb shit person from a shit state known as oklahoma.

  • Submitted by Hoser on Mar 4, 10 at 7:43pm

    For starters 7:37 Kevin Smith is Silent Bob, and seriously, stop bashing Canada, you useless inbred fucks

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      Submitted by meowmeowmeow27 on Mar 4, 10 at 9:36pm

      umm actually its the other way around. Silent bob is Kevin Smith. Bob is just a character he plays IDIOT

  • 81 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:58pm

    outside of newark/hillside/rahway, jerseys nice.

  • 70 66
    Submitted by supergal367 on May 4, 10 at 10:59am

    Canada is fucking amazing!!!!!

  • 76 78
    Submitted by jerseeey973 on Mar 5, 10 at 1:06am

    jerseey goes hardd. canada sucks dick. end of story.

  • 65 56
    Submitted by murdur1 on Mar 4, 10 at 8:01pm

    I swear I've heard this somewhere before....

    • 53 66
      Submitted by justwant2comment on Mar 4, 10 at 8:39pm

      Yep. SNL Weekend Update Fred Armisen as David Paterson, the current Governor of New York.

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        Submitted by capnganch on Mar 5, 10 at 1:03am

        I think it's also a paraphrase of a 30 Rock quote: "Diabetes is a white myth -- like Larry Bird or Colorado!"

  • 66 61
    Submitted by lexylovehoney5 on Mar 6, 10 at 4:54pm

    who the hell lives in oklahoma really\nNJ ALLLLLLLLL DAYY BABBYYY\nWE FIST PUMP NOT GAS PUMP\n<33333

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    Submitted by tp3773 on Mar 5, 10 at 2:27pm

    Yellowdick.... If I do recall corectly we have been there at your side any time you have assisted any other nation or needed assistance yourselves in other areas so it would only be returning the favour as far as I'm concerned if you ever came to are rescue. All of these messages\nJust prove exactly how high any might Americans think THEY are- owing nothing to no one.

  • 67 63
    Submitted by chiefredcloud on Mar 5, 10 at 11:21am

    Are you kidding? It's the beat state!!!!

  • 69 68
    Submitted by marlishizzle on Mar 6, 10 at 12:18am

    When I think of Canada, I think of the French... Who then, in turn, make me think of a bunch of sissies... Therefore: Canada=A Bunch of Sissies... Congrats.\nOh, and btw: Canadas Heath care sucks. Their taxes are high. And they are just plain werid. The only good thing that came from Canada was Degrassi and maybe Molson beer... Nice going.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 12:04am

    jersey...we don't pump our gas we pump our fists hate on itt

  • 64 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 9:34am

    OP is an idiot. Oh well.

  • 82 95
    Submitted by someone1 on Mar 4, 10 at 9:26pm

    Canada is a shithole!!!! Worst place ever!!

  • 66 63
    Submitted by summer101 on Mar 4, 10 at 7:51pm

    6:54 relax he probably just lives near that area code. Give the kid a break.

  • Submitted by repdaburbs on Mar 4, 10 at 6:39pm

    wow jersey really just got compared to cananda? and carrot top?? this should be on fuck my life. \nREP JERSEY ALL DAY

  • 63 59
    Submitted by pyro69 on Jun 26, 10 at 4:14am

    how is everyone ignoring that whoever sent this is probably stoned off his ass, and its funny as hell either way?

  • 60 53
    Submitted by areedg on Mar 7, 10 at 9:10am

    My Jersey boy loved this. He pointed out the same could be said of Nebraska ... Too true

  • 74 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:52pm

    okay seriously.. stop hating on jersey because of what you see on jersey shore. as much as you can hate on jersey, we have the BEST public school ecucation in the country and we're the second wealthest state. so you hate us cus you can't be us? fucking sucks, :)

  • 65 64
    Submitted by flapsonebillion on Mar 5, 10 at 12:01pm

    I feel like I have to pat some of the Americans on here on the head and say "yes you DO have a great country, but other people do." The only thing wrong with America are the 1% of them that feel the need to go on Internet message boards and tell the world how awesome thier country is and how much other countries suck.

  • 72 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 1:31pm

    @12:32 shut up, were American so were better just deal with it it's just a fact of life

  • 71 77
    Submitted by cuz420 on Mar 4, 10 at 11:29pm

    DIRTY JERSEY!

  • 70 76
    Submitted by tater_salad420 on Mar 9, 10 at 3:12pm

    Jersey pride bitches!! nothing is better then a Jersey girl;)

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:09pm

    To 1037: ok so you pay an overpriced amount to live in a fucking closet and look at concrete buildings??? I would say Nyc is the older acne ridden brother of NJ- when you get older and like trees, space, and appriciate nice people and a 10min commute you will understand until then have fun wasting money on your 'acne' problem

  • 56 48
    Submitted by PlanetPiss on Mar 4, 10 at 8:03pm

    Number is the time they posted. This app used to be all anon so it was the only way to direct hate at someone.

  • 70 76
    Submitted by eatTHEzombie on Mar 4, 10 at 7:21pm

    Hey could someone fill me in on my everyone is swearing at numbers ? Like eg. Smd 406 ??

  • 69 74
    Submitted by jammincam on Mar 4, 10 at 6:54pm

    U just compared new jersey to Canada n carrot top. That's an all time low for my home state

  • 69 75
    Submitted by hedley55 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:32pm

    Canada owns. You, no, y'all, Americans can't even compare yourselves to us. It's a disgrace. In case it's not obvious to an American of your IQ, Canada > America. You're a joke. And you're one of the most hated countries in the world. Yet we still help you. Why? Because we're Canadian and choose to help countries instead of bombing them. You should try it.

    • 42 81
      Submitted by jack_meoff on Mar 5, 10 at 3:38pm

      so you would have helped USSR during the cold war? YOU ARE AN IDIOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

      • 55 55
        Submitted by melodynelson on Mar 5, 10 at 7:33pm

        The Cold War wasn't even an actual war, frankly.

  • 72 82
    Submitted by yellowdickleon on Mar 5, 10 at 2:45pm

    Tp3773. You only help us cause we are the ones with balls to make moves in the world. Yall a bunch of followers.

  • 76 90
    Submitted by acnaib on Mar 5, 10 at 12:26pm

    Oh my gosh, canadians. You guys SERIOUSLY have to stop taking everything so seriously.

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 9:44am

    Diabetes was cured? Musta missed that memo.

    • 66 54
      Submitted by jess_c on Mar 5, 10 at 11:03pm

      dude, it's called insulin.

      • 61 93
        Submitted by e217 on Mar 13, 10 at 4:01pm

        um i believe insulin is a way to deal with diabetes... not cure it

  • 73 85
    Submitted by knomye on Mar 4, 10 at 6:09pm

    Damn right!! Lol

  • 74 88
    Submitted by sesamestreetkid on Mar 5, 10 at 6:58am

    If it wasn't for Jersey this site wouldn't exhist, so your welcome

    • 68 62
      Submitted by Mrsolodolo on Mar 5, 10 at 4:38pm

      Wouldn't exhist eh? Ish thish site sho good?

  • 66 73
    Submitted by nyny8987 on Mar 5, 10 at 10:27am

    Jerseys awesome..and everytime Canada is mentioned we get these annoying canadians talking..well we have free healthcare..o how many golds do we have? Stfu !! Olympics are over Canada is irrevelant again u frogs..no one cares about u

    • 41 75
      Submitted by annonymous18 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:08pm

      hahahah ouch, he/she called us frogs. Most of us aren't even french idiot.

      • 48 71
        Submitted by random88 on Apr 24, 10 at 2:58pm

        thank you! haha i don't get how one province links us all into being frogs.

  • 68 78
    Submitted by anonymous456 on Mar 4, 10 at 11:42pm

    Fuck all of you who are talking shit about jersey. You don't know shit about it you hillbilly dumbasses. And as for the canadians badmouthing America, you can go find the dumbasses who submitted this message and you can all go fuck each other.

    • 65 73
      Submitted by amaxo on Mar 5, 10 at 10:32am

      I'm pretty sure this text message was the basis of the argument. Americans are always the first to throw around big words bad mouthing Canada.

      • 74 56
        Submitted by annonymous18 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:11pm

        this is true. You people always start shit by insulting Canada, and we defend ourselves and you call us assholes? Hypocrites!

  • 63 69
    Submitted by canadianbeaver on Mar 4, 10 at 11:29pm

    Fuck you American bitch you just insult Canada cuz you lost in hockey and your all a bunch of fat asses

    • 45 75
      Submitted by jack_meoff on Mar 5, 10 at 3:40pm

      oh you watch propaganda news. there is actually a lot of skinny people here. plus, the usa didn't rank as the fattest country in 2009/2010. so suck a silverback gorilla off... homo.

  • 69 82
    Submitted by simplysanders14 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:40pm

    Lmfao! Canada blows donkey dick!

  • 64 73
    Submitted by mrsubie311 on Mar 5, 10 at 9:49pm

    You guys are all missin the biggest bs on this txt...WTF is with the bashin of jersey?!?! Jersey rocks...well south jersey does bash north jersey all you want

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 2:44am

    Carrot top sux

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 12:05am

    hey Canada how about you guys try playing us in football?! haha yeah didn't think so.

    • 48 62
      Submitted by random88 on Apr 24, 10 at 2:52pm

      how about you try playing us in hockey?\noh wait, that's right, you did! and WE won the gold medal. good try though.

  • 47 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 10 at 9:02pm

    Snooki want smoosh smoosh

  • 68 82
    Submitted by sextmylife on Mar 5, 10 at 11:15am

    I am a ginger canadian. SCREW YOU OKLAHOMA!!!!

  • 74 94
    Submitted by ambersavala on Mar 4, 10 at 7:29pm

    Hey Canada New Orleans area code is 504 you dumb fuck how dare you!! Guess you were actually born in Jersey

  • 70 86
    Submitted by hmr0824 on Mar 4, 10 at 6:04pm

    Hahaha.

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    Submitted by JohnDeereGirls84 on Jan 26, 11 at 11:32am

    I'm from Oklahoma. I've never been to Jersey or Canada, so I can't pass judgement. But the people saying people in Oklahoma are of inbreds need to stop talking. You don't want people talking crap a out where you're from so quit being ignorant assholes.

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 12:54pm

    Don't even try to defend New Jersey...

  • 68 83
    Submitted by kb50 on Mar 6, 10 at 1:33am

    Thank you, Oklahoma!

  • 72 91
    Submitted by knuckles on Mar 5, 10 at 1:59am

    Jersey is the armpit of America its just full of white trash and guidos tat act like wiggers and wish they were from New York\n\nBut this text was kinda funny

    • 72 68
      Submitted by jack_meoff on Mar 5, 10 at 3:30pm

      bull-fucking-shit. there are more irish people here than annoying portuguese and italians. there is even fewer guidos. i only know one and i was born and raised in union.

      • 79 55
        Submitted by katy886 on Mar 8, 10 at 8:34pm

        actually.. im pretty sure theres less than like 5 percent guidos in the entire state. just bc there was one show FILMED in new jersey... the people on the show werent even from here. they were all from oh right new york? so lets not jump to conclusions about the state when theres a tiny population of people even like that. thanks.

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    Submitted by 69_Charger on Mar 5, 10 at 3:27am

    I love how all these canadians can brag about is health care and hocky is that the only thing your entire country is known for? Good job you play a sport well and pay rediculusly high taxs... But what else is there... Seriously I'd like to know... Brag about something else if you can find one....

    • 54 63
      Submitted by amaxo on Mar 5, 10 at 10:23am

      I live in the US .. and I'm proudly Canadian, and honestly, they are SO ridiculously similar, and also, we hardly ever start these arguments. We defend ourselves. Why shouldn't we? A lot of Americans can't even point in the direction of Canada, and have definitely not been there, yet they are quick to judge.

    • 61 69
      Submitted by melodynelson on Mar 5, 10 at 11:08am

      I don't know, the fact that our food isn't full or hormones and antibiotics is pretty awesome. The fact that we're literate and not morbidly obese is pretty awesome. The fact that our post secondary schooling costs about half as much as yours is pretty awesome. \n\nAnd, as is it happens, we're pretty well known for setting your White House on fire. So, you know.

    • 57 86
      Submitted by hedley55 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:26pm

      Okay, 69_Charger. A few things Canadians can brag about is the fact that we have the most gold medals in Winter Olympic Games history. Nobody gives a shit about "medal count". Gold is where it's at. Another thing- we burned down your goddamn white house. Here, let me say this in American, to help you understand. Y'all suck at sportz and we put big red and orange things on your big white building.

      • 77 71
        Submitted by anonymous137 on Mar 5, 10 at 4:23pm

        You're an idiot. If medal count doesn't matter, then why was your country's goal to "own the podium." You guys made the attempt to get more total medals than any other country, and you failed miserably.

      • 52 76
        Submitted by random88 on Apr 24, 10 at 3:07pm

        hahahah. good thing you translated for him at the end

    • 55 73
      Submitted by Mrsolodolo on Mar 5, 10 at 4:42pm

      I won't brag about anything but I will say a few true statements. Canada doesn't have 1. George Bush or Sarah Palin. 2. Extreme rates of illiteracy and obesity.3. Canada is not the target of constant terror attacks. 4. Canada is not one of the murder capitals of the world. 5. Canada's economy did NOT lead to a worldwide recession....just a few

      • 67 82
        Submitted by anonymous1488 on Mar 5, 10 at 8:27pm

        Canada doesn't have the excessive colored problem like America has

    • 52 73
      Submitted by jess_c on Mar 5, 10 at 10:54pm

      omg you're so right.\n\nand while your at it, why don't you insult our monolopy money and our main transport to all of our hockey rinks (polar bears when the Zambonis are busy)\n\nwe pay so much money for taxes i can hardly afford to rebuild my igloo everyday.\n\nread a book and grow a dick.

      • 67 42
        Submitted by random88 on Apr 24, 10 at 3:09pm

        hahh my polar bear died the other day so i couldn't even get to the hockey game, because it's not like we have cars or anything.

  • 71 90
    Submitted by michaelmurphy on Mar 5, 10 at 2:23am

    I'm American and I have healthcare. Go fuck yourselfs. Your seond language is English.

    • 47 58
      Submitted by melodynelson on Mar 5, 10 at 11:18am

      Actually, my second language is French; the language of diplomacy, no wonder we get hated on so much less than you guys. I'm pretty good with that, actually, and I enjoy not having to pay for hospital bills, much like I enjoy not having to pay for police and fire services--oh, wait, that's socialist, shit.

  • 65 78
    Submitted by anonymous3415 on Mar 4, 10 at 8:46pm

    Metallicafan, you spelled retar"t"ed wrong it's a d dumb ass

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 6:54pm

    Wow some douche actually researched where this text came from! Give nawlins a break 504 is close to 405. Jersey is just a dump, and Kevin smith lives in LA, although he was from Jersey.

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 6:14pm

    So true!

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Hoser on Mar 5, 10 at 12:10am

    p.s - football = worst sport ever... It's a bunch of pussies not tough enough for rugby

    • 64 89
      Submitted by GDinNJ on Mar 5, 10 at 7:20am

      They...play football in Canada too. So...yeah.\n(A friend of mine lives there and is on his school's team).

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:53pm

    Come to Montclair new jersey you fuckinh bitches. Well fuck all of u up

  • 58 66
    Submitted by maxzilla1 on Mar 4, 10 at 10:21pm

    x0grrrrrrrx: you retard, look at your spelling and tell me how awesome your state is. If you speak for the majority of your state, you are made up :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 6:49pm

    Jersey the armpit of the us

  • 64 79
    Submitted by amaxo on Mar 5, 10 at 10:17am

    This is hilarious. I'm a CANADIAN who has been to Oklahoma, and Oklahoma is seriously dirty. Oh, and before you judge Canada and compare my country to Carrot Top, let's think back to, ohh, last week? How many gold medals did we win? Hahaha. Suck itt

    • 59 46
      Submitted by K09 on Mar 6, 10 at 1:51am

      I laugh at ALL these posts going "I visited this place (in all probability once) and therefore can judge its entirety based on a single visit where I in no way saw every part of this state/country/whatever." \n\nGoes for Oklahoma, Canada and most of all New Jersey which gets a lot of hate. Bashing Carrot Top however is completely acceptable. Dude is creepy as Hell.

  • 74 99
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Mar 4, 10 at 10:37pm

    I live in NYC so I gotta say, NJ is pretty fucking disgusting. It's like New York (state)s ugly, shunned little retarted brother

  • Submitted by solstice629 on Mar 5, 10 at 7:56am

    Canada barely beat us at a sport they invented

    • 70 73
      Submitted by amaxo on Mar 5, 10 at 10:30am

      Barely beat you? If the game was based on barely winning, we wouldn't have got the gold medal .. but we did.

      • 69 84
        Submitted by melodynelson on Mar 5, 10 at 11:20am

        The Netherlands invented hockey, Canadians just made it what it is today.

    • 66 53
      Submitted by hedley55 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:30pm

      Actually, Canada won the gold for both women's and men's hockey at a game we didn't even, just whoop ass at. Don't be a sorry ass, jealous loser because we own your asses in yet another thing.

  • 47 48
    Submitted by campbelljc on Jun 14, 10 at 10:31pm

    Jersery suckssssss \nRepping bk all day

  • 59 72
    Submitted by NJPride on Mar 5, 10 at 8:59am

    Jersey is the best fucking state ever. The Jersey Shore isn't a good example of NJ.. Those DB's aren't from NJ!!

  • 57 68
    Submitted by procrastinating on Mar 5, 10 at 2:51am

    since when was Canada a myth? and how is it scary? just wondering...

    • 52 52
      Submitted by melodynelson on Mar 5, 10 at 11:10am

      They're worried we might get ideas and invade them again, I guess.

  • 64 82
    Submitted by creeperbug on Mar 5, 10 at 1:32am

    Wow Americans Are Really into Dissing Canadians, Like We care, hows your health care and hows your shitty olympic hockey team, oh right we beat them : ) and our benefits beat yours.

    • 57 87
      Submitted by jack_meoff on Mar 5, 10 at 3:31pm

      pretty sure almost every hockey player in the olympics lives in the US and plays or has played for the NEW JERSEY DEVILS!!!!

      • 73 75
        Submitted by creeperbug on Mar 8, 10 at 1:02am

        funny they live in the states and still wanted to play for team canada, at least theres a few smart americans!

      • 53 79
        Submitted by random88 on Apr 24, 10 at 3:03pm

        it's because you need the Canadians to join all your American teams, if you didn't have us, you wouldn't have anyone good enough to watch, i guess that's why you're paying so many Canadians millions of dollars a year to come and play down there

  • 57 69
    Submitted by PanthersFLfan on Mar 6, 10 at 1:47am

    America rules. Hockey rules. I hate canada with a fucking passion

    • 57 75
      Submitted by random88 on Apr 24, 10 at 2:55pm

      because you lost the gold medal game? it's not your fault canada's better

  • 68 91
    Submitted by NickEAGE on Mar 5, 10 at 10:40am

    Be honest, Canada. You're a cultural copy of the United States. You have our accent except for a few words. Furthermore, despite being the second-largest country in the world by landmass, your population barely exceeds California. Suck it, Canada.

    • 70 82
      Submitted by melodynelson on Mar 5, 10 at 11:13am

      If we were a "cultural copy" we'd still be stuck in the dark ages with you guys. I live in a civilized society that promotes equality and mutual respect. Also, the fact that we have a smaller population than you means we have the means to survive off our natural resources and supply you guys with the surplus.

    • 51 98
      Submitted by annonymous18 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:06pm

      Are you kidding me? America is the most uncultured population of people I have ever seen. Unlike you, we as Canadians have a distinct culture of our own. What is American culture? Incest, bald eagles, and cheeseburgers? I really don't know.

    • 50 85
      Submitted by jess_c on Mar 5, 10 at 10:59pm

      yes being overpopulated is really so wonderful... We're not a cultural copy. It's called lest racist assholes, and more people who wouldn't vote for Bush.

      • 62 65
        Submitted by anonymous137 on Mar 7, 10 at 10:37pm

        Yeah we're all so racist. Which is why we voted an African American man to lead our nation. You guys have never had a black prime minister. So until you do, we look a tad bit less racist in that respect.

  • 61 77
    Submitted by michaelmurphy on Mar 5, 10 at 2:24am

    Okay, I'm American and I have healthcare. Your second language is English. Bow down.

    • 49 76
      Submitted by amaxo on Mar 5, 10 at 10:28am

      Canada's second language is English? Really? Considering we have only ONE french province and ONE bilingual province, I would have to say it is our first language.

      • 80 67
        Submitted by random88 on Apr 24, 10 at 3:05pm

        he was clearly another ignorant American to say Canada's second language is english

  • 58 71
    Submitted by randomname on Mar 4, 10 at 6:25pm

    Rofl it scares the shit outta me

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 5:14pm

    Yes, our goal was to 'own the podium', but we did more than that. We fucking set a record. Yes, the States set one, too, but ours was better. Another example of typical American idiocy- one of your jealous writers compared us to Nazis. Hahahahah what the fuck, man. Canada > America.

    • 70 59
      Submitted by anonymous137 on Mar 7, 10 at 10:27pm

      No, you actually didn't do more than that. You tried to get more medals than anyone else. You did less than that. And, we ended up setting the record in your own goal. You failed at your goal, but since you got the most gold, you're now pretending like medal count didn't matter in the first place. When in reality you launched a program in the hopes that it would provide you with more total medals than anyone else.

  • 56 68
    Submitted by yellowdickleon on Mar 5, 10 at 9:53am

    Tp3773 the United States is the first country to act when any other nation is in need, and if Canada was ever in trouble who would you come asking for help? So don't act high and mighty you little shit.

    • Submitted by amaxo on Mar 5, 10 at 10:34am

      and our soliders get killed trying to save your ass.

      • 59 70
        Submitted by melodynelson on Mar 5, 10 at 11:15am

        Uh, since when?

        • 71 74
          Submitted by annonymous18 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:12pm

          AFGHANISTAN. God are you all stupid? When you need help with your problems we are there to help so don't YOU act all high and mighty you little shit. We are there to save your ass just like you'd be there to save ours. It's a mutual thing.

          • 44 76
            Submitted by melodynelson on Mar 5, 10 at 3:28pm

            We only came into Afghanistan, as a volunteer force, to back up your asses after you'd already been there for years. Thanks for all your help, though. As a whole it's a ridiculous "war".

  • 67 90
    Submitted by dudeitsluke on Mar 4, 10 at 7:01pm

    I'm from oklahoma and I have no idea why anyone from here would

  • 63 85
    Submitted by amaxo on Mar 5, 10 at 10:15am

    Comparing Canada to Carrot Top? Remind me who won the most gold medals in the Olympics, hm?

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 12:10am

    how is football relevant when comparing countries?

  • 55 70
    Submitted by rjd2 on Mar 5, 10 at 9:38am

    What do we have in Canada? We have jobs! Our economy didn't tank because we have the best tax/ loan system in the world, were not all caught up on the "American dream" and live by our means. Oh and just an afterthought we also invented the telephone, found the cure for diabetes, invented cable t.v. .. Just to name a few

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 6:06pm

    Fuckin awsome lol

  • 59 79
    Submitted by dripman on Mar 9, 10 at 10:21am

    Actually south jersey sux. The state should be split in two. Except north gets the beaches. South jerz is crazy back asswards

  • 61 83
    Submitted by ntclongboarder on Mar 5, 10 at 6:50pm

    USA rules canada sucks balls... Everyone knows this it's a scientific fact u can google it if u want

  • 61 83
    Submitted by tp3773 on Mar 5, 10 at 6:26am

    Really not a good way to make friends america... Are u dumb asses even aware that we have pecious Canadian lives being risked and lost because of your countrys problems? You should b greatful that any one will wen stand by you with your arrogant attitudes, in any event I'd say all u haters owe Canada an apology

  • 54 70
    Submitted by bigdack on Mar 5, 10 at 4:10pm

    Let's all be honest here fuck canada even canadians don't like Canada

  • 49 61
    Submitted by GdubCokee on Mar 7, 10 at 2:01pm

    Clearly just jealous, Canada is the best...but yeah, carrot top is mad scary

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:37pm

    Who the fuck is Kevin Smith?

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 3:12am

    Canada is real all right, but how many of you are sure we dont ride polar bears to igloo building class?

  • 63 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 9:07pm

    Retarded..good job Canadian..props for spelling it 'retarted'

  • 52 69
    Submitted by DrZeus on Mar 6, 10 at 12:10am

    Oklahoma is backwards and stagnant. I'd gladly choose to live in Canada over the bible belt, at least I'd have healthcare.

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 10:07pm

    @3:12 Uhh there are many things better than a Jersey girl

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Mar 5, 10 at 6:18am

    Canadia, sorry but is healthcare and hockey the only thing you guys have? Yeeeeah in America we invented almost everything, including the Internet. We also have the strongest military in the world. We are the only superpower in the world right now, and many, many countries have tried to emulate to us. While I like Canaida, it's still not better than the USA

    • 47 84
      Submitted by creeperbug on Mar 8, 10 at 1:13am

      its CANADA!

    • 50 65
      Submitted by Midibri on Mar 8, 10 at 8:14pm

      And that's what makes you Americans so damn IGNORANT. You guys think you invented EVERYTHING, when in reality, you didn't. Canada AND the US are countries made up of people from various countries from around the world, who combined their cultures to make their own culture. \nAlso, you think that EVERYTHING happens in the United States. You think you guys own. Yes, you guys are a big, powerful country, but so is Canada.\nJust grow up. Wikipedia Canada. \nWe're BOTH powerful countries, so can we

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:53pm

    hey 1152 no one goes by the jersey shore jersey shore I live in Philly every1 from jersey is a bunch of pussys no1 likes jersey

    • 49 53
      Submitted by jack_meoff on Mar 5, 10 at 3:35pm

      shut the fuck up. if i see you at the shore this summer, i will castrate you, feed you your balls, and kill you.

    • 44 64
      Submitted by katy886 on Mar 8, 10 at 8:35pm

      really then why do i see people from philly clogging our parkways every single summer?

  • 58 88
    Submitted by popinpushpop on Mar 4, 10 at 10:01pm

    USA to annex canda!!

  • 49 70
    Submitted by kggvvbvvvvv on Mar 4, 10 at 6:48pm

    Fuucckj

  • 62 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 8:56pm

    Canada is cute, in it's own "God bless them they are trying ao hard" kinda way but seriously, you can't compair. The state of California alone beats all the mapple syrup, lumber-jacks, and hockey you guys have. And that's just 1/50.

    • 60 83
      Submitted by StarlightSweetie on Mar 4, 10 at 11:21pm

      heh....Thankfully our education is better.

    • 70 80
      Submitted by creeperbug on Mar 5, 10 at 1:29am

      actually its maple, so not ao, and compare. at least us canadians can spell : )

      • 66 67
        Submitted by swr0317 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:28pm

        it's "we". as in, "at least 'we' canadians can spell."\n\nand as a canadian-born new jersey resident, i can say both >> oklahoma.

    • 70 62
      Submitted by amaxo on Mar 5, 10 at 10:25am

      & when you can go ANYWHERE else in the world and wear your OWN flag instead of ours and not get harassed, let me know.,

    • 47 80
      Submitted by melodynelson on Mar 5, 10 at 11:09am

      I'd like to see how well you get along without us and all the shit we provide your backwards-ass country.

    • 89 81
      Submitted by annonymous18 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:04pm

      I don't get why you people think we have so many lumber-jacks. I have lived in Canada all my life and never even seen, let alone met, a lumber jack.

    • 63 58
      Submitted by hedley55 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:29pm

      Cute? Aw. In case you haven't noticed, we're kind of a LOT bigger than your sorry ass country, so it's pretty stupid of you to call us 'cute'. But hey, you're just being an American, eh? The state of California will be nonexistent in the far future considering it's on a fault line, but lucky for you, Canada will always be here. And actually, it's "maple", not "mapple". Maybe you should stop visiting the nearest McDonalds in your shit country and hit the b

  • 56 87
    Submitted by PlanetPiss on Mar 4, 10 at 8:07pm

    I've been to Canada and it ain't all that. If you play your cards right and hope really hard Canada could become a state. Your snipers are excellent though.

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:57pm

    lol Philly? Philly Is scum full of white trash.

  • 43 63
    Submitted by bigdack on Mar 5, 10 at 4:15pm

    Oklahoma kicks ass and they won winter games no won gives a flying fuck about winter games how about you compete in the real olympics Canadians so suck micheal phelps dick

  • 37 53
    Submitted by shady45 on Aug 13, 11 at 12:23am

    jersey will fuck ur midwestern ass up

  • 50 79
    Submitted by LonghornVillen on Mar 6, 10 at 12:40am

    Everyone forgot to mention that CarrotTop is jacked and will kick your ass!!

  • 40 61
    Submitted by AnnaPollzz on Aug 25, 10 at 9:01am

    New York kidddd

  • 43 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 8:59am

    To 618 ur a fuckin moron!! Ur the only superpower right now??????? Are u kidding me???? U guys are owned by the chinese!!! How could u possibly be so dumb?

  • 36 69
    Submitted by Hobbz on May 26, 10 at 10:36pm

    732 GOES HARD!!!!!! YEAH JERSEY!!!!