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  • one of the best and truest texts i've read in a long time.

    Submitted by iamanonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:25pm
  • Lmaoooooooo this is 738 again... Not only has the usage of and at the beggining of sentences been changes but so has the usage of your. You can use it both ways bitch!!!! Lmfao read a book hoe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:34pm
  • I literally just said something like this not two hours ago...after buying a double qtr pounder large meal and 4 mcchickens and getting a 5$ pizza.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:21am
  • 1st

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:24pm
  • In Soviet Russia you can't afford to eat when sober, either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:33am
  • WTF is this TFLN or a grammar lesson?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:56pm
  • 10:00, pull your dads dick out of your ass and lighten up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:05pm
  • My area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:37pm
  • They are Nazis considering it is a texting website!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:30pm
  • Two words.... Food stamps

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:23am
  • Shut the fuck up!!! Honestly.. We obviously don't give a shit about grammar and if we did we'd be losers like you and go freak out telling someone how to say your.. Honestly. Get laid or something? Do something more productive than sitting on TFLN and feeling good about yourself because you correct other people.. Honsetly. You act like your some 98 year old know it all. Shut the mother fuckin up!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:42pm
  • Seems like everyone on here thinks they are such a badass, if you really are put your name and number in your comment and all of you can't have a real debate about some meaningless text(fake or not) mods can't stop your comments STFU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:55am
  • 443 is southern maryland

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:33am
  • U want some to 930? ... Hah bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:32pm
  • Whenever I smoked weed and get high as tits, I never get the munchies. THANK GOD!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:19pm
  • Love the grammar police screwing up what they write. Also, the bush bashers, just so you know Obama has admitted yo smoking pot and enjoying it. Weed doesn't make you a retard. Lack of common sense makes you a retard.

    Submitted by kevatron on Feb 2, 10 at 8:16pm
  • Seriously all you idiots, why argue over this BS. If you like the text, good for you. If you don't, good for you. For the record Bush is a complete moron, and proper grammar doesn't really apply on a texting website. When most people are viewing this from iPhones. Those that are correcting are probably still in school,(high/ college).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:38pm
  • Taco bell is a beast

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:25pm
  • 7:38: Your grammar sucks too, and amen to the poster under me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:50pm
  • Read the text, take it at face value and laugh if it's funny, and move on. Everyone over analyzes the shit out of every text on here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:45pm
  • That seems like a valid reason to quit. LOL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:58am
  • Wow, this thread went off on a tangent. Going with the flow, I think if you don't have a funny comment, just click thumbs up or down and move on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:44pm
  • I am the lightest of light weights when it comes to weed... 1.5g has kept me CONTINUOUSLY high for the last 3 weeks, no exaggeration, and I still have like 2 days worth left. So I spend barely anything on herb. But it gives me the munchies like hell, AND I'm vegetarian, which means my food is more expensive =(

    Submitted by NakedFlower on Feb 3, 10 at 10:05pm
  • I just bought a crave case at whitecastle. Now I'm broke. This damn economy sucks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:17pm
  • Spend your money on food, not weed, and you can!

    Submitted by helsbth00 on Feb 2, 10 at 5:26pm
  • Dude mix weed with a xanaax and You will eat like you never have before.. That's when I discovered vanilla ice cream With hot choclate pudding (:::

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:16am
  • Suck these nuts that's what it means

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:00pm
  • I agree!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:01am
  • get hi until u got no more fukn $$ left...u need it..its good to get hii!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:42pm
  • Eat your weed and smoke your food.

    Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 2, 10 at 9:35pm
  • Just take the blacks food - Soviet Russian 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:30pm
  • I feel ya on that one to the maxxx

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:21am
  • I say that allll the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:58am
  • I like 12 yr olds Trollin trollin trollllllllin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:56pm
  • I don't smoke because every time I do I eat about 15 pieces of chocolate, I bake something sweet, eat a hot pocket and whatever else seems to please my brain and mouth and then I hate myself a bit later when my stomach is bulging. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 3:42am
  • Squirrel!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:43pm
  • Home sweet home!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:32am
  • 738 I think you meant to say you're, not your.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:51pm
  • 3:16...that sounds oddly similar to a hot fudge sundae. Because it basically is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:21am
  • Ah my old stomping grounds. About to move back.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:57pm
  • This has probably already been said but Bush was a coke fiend not a pothead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:40pm
  • The reason he's eating so much is because he gets high. If he didn't buy weed, he wouldn't eat so much because he wouldn't have the munchies. If you were a pothead you would understand the joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:19pm
  • dumbass pothead

    Submitted by sluts23 on Feb 2, 10 at 6:10pm
  • I understand it! I grew up in the heartland of Mary Jane. Humboldt Co.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:20pm
  • You don't start sentances with AND you piece of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:40pm
  • 1001 .. I did make sense bitch ... Learn to read lmfao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:11pm
  • 9:42 WTF does that mean dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:56pm
  • 8:23....nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:42pm
  • Me2

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:13pm
  • mmmmm munchies..then throwing up cause you ate so much..yum?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:40pm
  • Haha yes, win. Just being high is great.. Love pizza when im baked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:57pm
  • Wow more grammar Nazis! I was starting get lonely without you guys. And regardless of that guys grammar, the statement couldn't be more true. Bush was a moron!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:27pm
  • If he spends his money on just food and not weed then we won't need all the food. Munchies suck but just deal with them. Or eat a lot of ramen and frozen meals

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:33pm
  • Dead jewish babies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:37pm
  • Changed*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:35pm
  • BBAAABABOOOOOOEEEEEYYYYYY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:55pm
  • In soviet Russia high can't afford to eat you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:16am
  • Fuck u 1049 ahahha :D hoe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:53pm
  • Hahahhaa you are all pathetic. You use a TEXTING SITE to fight battles, mostly because you're posts don't reveal your identity. Get a fucking life, this site is meant for entertainment not discussions about politics, intelligence or things of the like.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:23pm
  • Ummm 640 u can start a sentence with and. And since you don't know your grammar well enough to correct someone, your the piece of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:38pm
    • Irony at its finest. If YOU'RE, not your, going to talk shit about other people's grammar you should probably get it right, yourself.

      Submitted by nicayyy on Feb 2, 10 at 7:49pm
  • Hey I have a 443 #. Where you at? Share that shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:01am
  • Hey 942 suck a dick because "you're" freaking out to bitch lmao...738!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:49pm
  • That's why you make brownies, and tea, and mushroom pizza

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:43pm
  • Squirrel!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:50pm
  • 443 isn't specifically southern md..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:04am
  • He's gots the munchies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:14am
  • Maryland!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:54pm
  • 10:11 instead of saying "to" you could have used "also". It is grammatically correct! Suck it Turk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:49pm
  • Why does he have to be dumbass pothead? They grow up to be the President! Look at the retard that was their for the past two terms!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:13pm
  • Agreed, bush is still a moron

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:34pm
  • Ahah atleast you weren't layin in the middle of te street eating dirt with ur friends stonedd

    Submitted by ohhshyt on Oct 11, 10 at 5:57pm
  • These comments remind me of fight club. I bet tall won't Jack about it!!! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:01pm
  • *yall

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:01pm
  • Dude I feel ya

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:31pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:15am
  • In Nazi occupied France... People are raped and stabbed for bragging about their highness... Jus like the blacks... -inglourious basterd...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:15pm
  • @613 it's there, not their.... I'm glad people as smart as you call people retards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:23pm
  • 1022 lmao "fucktons"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:22pm
  • 6:27: they aren't Nazis. When you're insulting someone, especially calling them a retard, it's moderately important you spell correctly. Otherwise, the joke is really on you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:57pm
  • I think it's worth it, though. The person who said, "get hi until u got no more fukn $$ left...u need it..its good to get hii!!!" knows what's up. Being high is better than being rich. It's a spiritual wealth that herb brings you... much better than money in the bank.

    Submitted by NakedFlower on Feb 3, 10 at 10:07pm
  • Grammar nazis..... Fuck you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:59pm
  • 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:58am
  • lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:35pm
  • 8:56 pahahhhahahahha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:33pm
  • 6:40 yes you can, it's just your college professors frown on it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:44pm
  • 9:49, if "you're" going to insult somebody at least make a little sense... Just sayin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:01pm
  • 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:20am
  • So damn true. I miss living at home because of this situation. Parents always kept the fridge stocked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:20am
  • Haha eat before!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:49am
  • been saving fucktons of money on food since I cut way down kn bowIng! haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:22pm
  • 749

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:30pm
  • Everyday life. Except when their is a one dollar big big mac mcdonalds right around the corner!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:23am
  • Get a life and quit using drugs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:23pm