dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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one of the best and truest texts i've read in a long time.
Lmaoooooooo this is 738 again... Not only has the usage of and at the beggining of sentences been changes but so has the usage of your. You can use it both ways bitch!!!! Lmfao read a book hoe
I literally just said something like this not two hours ago...after buying a double qtr pounder large meal and 4 mcchickens and getting a 5$ pizza.
In Soviet Russia you can't afford to eat when sober, either.
WTF is this TFLN or a grammar lesson?
10:00, pull your dads dick out of your ass and lighten up
They are Nazis considering it is a texting website!
My area code.
Two words.... Food stamps
Shut the fuck up!!! Honestly.. We obviously don't give a shit about grammar and if we did we'd be losers like you and go freak out telling someone how to say your.. Honestly. Get laid or something? Do something more productive than sitting on TFLN and feeling good about yourself because you correct other people.. Honsetly. You act like your some 98 year old know it all. Shut the mother fuckin up!!!
Seems like everyone on here thinks they are such a badass, if you really are put your name and number in your comment and all of you can't have a real debate about some meaningless text(fake or not) mods can't stop your comments STFU
443 is southern maryland
Whenever I smoked weed and get high as tits, I never get the munchies. THANK GOD!
Love the grammar police screwing up what they write. Also, the bush bashers, just so you know Obama has admitted yo smoking pot and enjoying it. Weed doesn't make you a retard. Lack of common sense makes you a retard.
U want some to 930? ... Hah bitch
7:38: Your grammar sucks too, and amen to the poster under me.
Seriously all you idiots, why argue over this BS. If you like the text, good for you. If you don't, good for you. For the record Bush is a complete moron, and proper grammar doesn't really apply on a texting website. When most people are viewing this from iPhones. Those that are correcting are probably still in school,(high/ college).
Read the text, take it at face value and laugh if it's funny, and move on. Everyone over analyzes the shit out of every text on here.
That seems like a valid reason to quit. LOL!
I just bought a crave case at whitecastle. Now I'm broke. This damn economy sucks!
Taco bell is a beast
I am the lightest of light weights when it comes to weed... 1.5g has kept me CONTINUOUSLY high for the last 3 weeks, no exaggeration, and I still have like 2 days worth left. So I spend barely anything on herb. But it gives me the munchies like hell, AND I'm vegetarian, which means my food is more expensive =(
Wow, this thread went off on a tangent. Going with the flow, I think if you don't have a funny comment, just click thumbs up or down and move on.
Spend your money on food, not weed, and you can!
Dude mix weed with a xanaax and
You will eat like you never have before..
That's when I discovered vanilla ice cream
With hot choclate pudding (:::
Suck these nuts that's what it means
Eat your weed and smoke your food.
Just take the blacks food
- Soviet Russian
get hi until u got no more fukn $$ left...u need it..its good to get hii!!!
I feel ya on that one to the maxxx
I say that allll the time.
I like 12 yr olds
Trollin trollin trollllllllin
738 I think you meant to say you're, not your.
I don't smoke because every time I do I eat about 15 pieces of chocolate, I bake something sweet, eat a hot pocket and whatever else seems to please my brain and mouth and then I hate myself a bit later when my stomach is bulging. Lol
Home sweet home!
Ah my old stomping grounds. About to move back.
3:16...that sounds oddly similar to a hot fudge sundae. Because it basically is.
I understand it! I grew up in the heartland of Mary Jane. Humboldt Co.
This has probably already been said but Bush was a coke fiend not a pothead
The reason he's eating so much is because he gets high. If he didn't buy weed, he wouldn't eat so much because he wouldn't have the munchies. If you were a pothead you would understand the joke
You don't start sentances with AND you piece of shit.
1001 .. I did make sense bitch ... Learn to read lmfao
mmmmm munchies..then throwing up cause you ate so much..yum?
Been there =(
9:42 WTF does that mean dumbass
Haha yes, win.
Just being high is great.. Love pizza when im baked
In soviet Russia high can't afford to eat you!
If he spends his money on just food and not weed then we won't need all the food. Munchies suck but just deal with them. Or eat a lot of ramen and frozen meals
Dead jewish babies
Wow more grammar Nazis! I was starting get lonely without you guys. And regardless of that guys grammar, the statement couldn't be more true. Bush was a moron!
Hahahhaa you are all pathetic. You use a TEXTING SITE to fight battles, mostly because you're posts don't reveal your identity. Get a fucking life, this site is meant for entertainment not discussions about politics, intelligence or things of the like.
Fuck u 1049 ahahha :D hoe
Hey I have a 443 #. Where you at? Share that shit.
Ummm 640 u can start a sentence with and. And since you don't know your grammar well enough to correct someone, your the piece of shit.
Irony at its finest. If YOU'RE, not your, going to talk shit about other people's grammar you should probably get it right, yourself.
Hey 942 suck a dick because "you're" freaking out to bitch lmao...738!
That's why you make brownies, and tea, and mushroom pizza
He's gots the munchies
443 isn't specifically southern md..
10:11 instead of saying "to" you could have used "also". It is grammatically correct! Suck it Turk
Agreed, bush is still a moron
Why does he have to be dumbass pothead? They grow up to be the President! Look at the retard that was their for the past two terms!
Ahah atleast you weren't layin in the middle of te street eating dirt with ur friends stonedd
1022 lmao "fucktons"
These comments remind me of fight club. I bet tall won't Jack about it!!! :)
Dude I feel ya
In Nazi occupied France... People are raped and stabbed for bragging about their highness... Jus like the blacks...
@613 it's there, not their.... I'm glad people as smart as you call people retards
I think it's worth it, though. The person who said, "get hi until u got no more fukn $$ left...u need it..its good to get hii!!!" knows what's up. Being high is better than being rich. It's a spiritual wealth that herb brings you... much better than money in the bank.
6:27: they aren't Nazis. When you're insulting someone, especially calling them a retard, it's moderately important you spell correctly. Otherwise, the joke is really on you.
Grammar nazis..... Fuck you.
6:40 yes you can, it's just your college professors frown on it!
So damn true. I miss living at home because of this situation. Parents always kept the fridge stocked.
9:49, if "you're" going to insult somebody at least make a little sense... Just sayin
Haha eat before!
been saving fucktons of money on food since I cut way down kn bowIng! haha
Everyday life. Except when their is a one dollar big big mac mcdonalds right around the corner!
Get a life and quit using drugs.