dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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one of the best and truest texts i've read in a long time.
I literally just said something like this not two hours ago...after buying a double qtr pounder large meal and 4 mcchickens and getting a 5$ pizza.
Lmaoooooooo this is 738 again... Not only has the usage of and at the beggining of sentences been changes but so has the usage of your. You can use it both ways bitch!!!! Lmfao read a book hoe
WTF is this TFLN or a grammar lesson?
443 is southern maryland
In Soviet Russia you can't afford to eat when sober, either.
10:00, pull your dads dick out of your ass and lighten up
My area code.
They are Nazis considering it is a texting website!
Shut the fuck up!!! Honestly.. We obviously don't give a shit about grammar and if we did we'd be losers like you and go freak out telling someone how to say your.. Honestly. Get laid or something? Do something more productive than sitting on TFLN and feeling good about yourself because you correct other people.. Honsetly. You act like your some 98 year old know it all. Shut the mother fuckin up!!!
Two words.... Food stamps
I just bought a crave case at whitecastle. Now I'm broke. This damn economy sucks!
Seems like everyone on here thinks they are such a badass, if you really are put your name and number in your comment and all of you can't have a real debate about some meaningless text(fake or not) mods can't stop your comments STFU
Whenever I smoked weed and get high as tits, I never get the munchies. THANK GOD!
Seriously all you idiots, why argue over this BS. If you like the text, good for you. If you don't, good for you. For the record Bush is a complete moron, and proper grammar doesn't really apply on a texting website. When most people are viewing this from iPhones. Those that are correcting are probably still in school,(high/ college).
Love the grammar police screwing up what they write. Also, the bush bashers, just so you know Obama has admitted yo smoking pot and enjoying it. Weed doesn't make you a retard. Lack of common sense makes you a retard.
That seems like a valid reason to quit. LOL!
7:38: Your grammar sucks too, and amen to the poster under me.
U want some to 930? ... Hah bitch
Eat your weed and smoke your food.
Wow, this thread went off on a tangent. Going with the flow, I think if you don't have a funny comment, just click thumbs up or down and move on.
Just take the blacks food
- Soviet Russian
Spend your money on food, not weed, and you can!
I like 12 yr olds
Trollin trollin trollllllllin
I am the lightest of light weights when it comes to weed... 1.5g has kept me CONTINUOUSLY high for the last 3 weeks, no exaggeration, and I still have like 2 days worth left. So I spend barely anything on herb. But it gives me the munchies like hell, AND I'm vegetarian, which means my food is more expensive =(
Read the text, take it at face value and laugh if it's funny, and move on. Everyone over analyzes the shit out of every text on here.
I don't smoke because every time I do I eat about 15 pieces of chocolate, I bake something sweet, eat a hot pocket and whatever else seems to please my brain and mouth and then I hate myself a bit later when my stomach is bulging. Lol
Dude mix weed with a xanaax and
You will eat like you never have before..
That's when I discovered vanilla ice cream
With hot choclate pudding (:::
Taco bell is a beast
Ah my old stomping grounds. About to move back.
Suck these nuts that's what it means
get hi until u got no more fukn $$ left...u need it..its good to get hii!!!
I feel ya on that one to the maxxx
I say that allll the time.
738 I think you meant to say you're, not your.
Home sweet home!
This has probably already been said but Bush was a coke fiend not a pothead
3:16...that sounds oddly similar to a hot fudge sundae. Because it basically is.
The reason he's eating so much is because he gets high. If he didn't buy weed, he wouldn't eat so much because he wouldn't have the munchies. If you were a pothead you would understand the joke
I understand it! I grew up in the heartland of Mary Jane. Humboldt Co.
You don't start sentances with AND you piece of shit.
Haha yes, win.
Just being high is great.. Love pizza when im baked
9:42 WTF does that mean dumbass
Wow more grammar Nazis! I was starting get lonely without you guys. And regardless of that guys grammar, the statement couldn't be more true. Bush was a moron!
443 isn't specifically southern md..
In soviet Russia high can't afford to eat you!
Fuck u 1049 ahahha :D hoe
1001 .. I did make sense bitch ... Learn to read lmfao
If he spends his money on just food and not weed then we won't need all the food. Munchies suck but just deal with them. Or eat a lot of ramen and frozen meals
Dead jewish babies
Hahahhaa you are all pathetic. You use a TEXTING SITE to fight battles, mostly because you're posts don't reveal your identity. Get a fucking life, this site is meant for entertainment not discussions about politics, intelligence or things of the like.
mmmmm munchies..then throwing up cause you ate so much..yum?
Been there =(
Hey 942 suck a dick because "you're" freaking out to bitch lmao...738!
Hey I have a 443 #. Where you at? Share that shit.
Ummm 640 u can start a sentence with and. And since you don't know your grammar well enough to correct someone, your the piece of shit.
Irony at its finest. If YOU'RE, not your, going to talk shit about other people's grammar you should probably get it right, yourself.
That's why you make brownies, and tea, and mushroom pizza
He's gots the munchies
10:11 instead of saying "to" you could have used "also". It is grammatically correct! Suck it Turk
Agreed, bush is still a moron
Ahah atleast you weren't layin in the middle of te street eating dirt with ur friends stonedd
Why does he have to be dumbass pothead? They grow up to be the President! Look at the retard that was their for the past two terms!
These comments remind me of fight club. I bet tall won't Jack about it!!! :)
I think it's worth it, though. The person who said, "get hi until u got no more fukn $$ left...u need it..its good to get hii!!!" knows what's up. Being high is better than being rich. It's a spiritual wealth that herb brings you... much better than money in the bank.
Dude I feel ya
@613 it's there, not their.... I'm glad people as smart as you call people retards
1022 lmao "fucktons"
In Nazi occupied France... People are raped and stabbed for bragging about their highness... Jus like the blacks...
6:27: they aren't Nazis. When you're insulting someone, especially calling them a retard, it's moderately important you spell correctly. Otherwise, the joke is really on you.
Grammar nazis..... Fuck you.
6:40 yes you can, it's just your college professors frown on it!
been saving fucktons of money on food since I cut way down kn bowIng! haha
So damn true. I miss living at home because of this situation. Parents always kept the fridge stocked.
9:49, if "you're" going to insult somebody at least make a little sense... Just sayin
Haha eat before!
Get a life and quit using drugs.
Everyday life. Except when their is a one dollar big big mac mcdonalds right around the corner!