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  • 92 64
    Submitted by iamanonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:25pm

    one of the best and truest texts i've read in a long time.

  • 73 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:56pm

    WTF is this TFLN or a grammar lesson?

  • 85 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:19pm

    The reason he's eating so much is because he gets high. If he didn't buy weed, he wouldn't eat so much because he wouldn't have the munchies. If you were a pothead you would understand the joke

  • 72 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:23am

    Two words.... Food stamps

  • 72 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:38pm

    Seriously all you idiots, why argue over this BS. If you like the text, good for you. If you don't, good for you. For the record Bush is a complete moron, and proper grammar doesn't really apply on a texting website. When most people are viewing this from iPhones. Those that are correcting are probably still in school,(high/ college).

  • 78 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:45pm

    Read the text, take it at face value and laugh if it's funny, and move on. Everyone over analyzes the shit out of every text on here.

  • 75 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:34pm

    Lmaoooooooo this is 738 again... Not only has the usage of and at the beggining of sentences been changes but so has the usage of your. You can use it both ways bitch!!!! Lmfao read a book hoe

  • 80 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:24pm

    1st

  • 69 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:50pm

    7:38: Your grammar sucks too, and amen to the poster under me.

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:30pm

    They are Nazis considering it is a texting website!

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:44pm

    Wow, this thread went off on a tangent. Going with the flow, I think if you don't have a funny comment, just click thumbs up or down and move on.

  • 67 67
    Submitted by kevatron on Feb 2, 10 at 8:16pm

    Love the grammar police screwing up what they write. Also, the bush bashers, just so you know Obama has admitted yo smoking pot and enjoying it. Weed doesn't make you a retard. Lack of common sense makes you a retard.

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:32pm

    U want some to 930? ... Hah bitch

  • 72 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:30pm

    Just take the blacks food - Soviet Russian 

  • 57 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:21am

    I literally just said something like this not two hours ago...after buying a double qtr pounder large meal and 4 mcchickens and getting a 5$ pizza.

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:32am

    Home sweet home!

  • 71 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:33am

    In Soviet Russia you can't afford to eat when sober, either.

  • 60 60
    Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 2, 10 at 9:35pm

    Eat your weed and smoke your food.

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:17pm

    I just bought a crave case at whitecastle. Now I'm broke. This damn economy sucks!

  • 70 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:37pm

    My area code.

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:05pm

    10:00, pull your dads dick out of your ass and lighten up

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:42pm

    Shut the fuck up!!! Honestly.. We obviously don't give a shit about grammar and if we did we'd be losers like you and go freak out telling someone how to say your.. Honestly. Get laid or something? Do something more productive than sitting on TFLN and feeling good about yourself because you correct other people.. Honsetly. You act like your some 98 year old know it all. Shut the mother fuckin up!!!

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:51pm

    738 I think you meant to say you're, not your.

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:55am

    Seems like everyone on here thinks they are such a badass, if you really are put your name and number in your comment and all of you can't have a real debate about some meaningless text(fake or not) mods can't stop your comments STFU

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:13pm

    Me2

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:40pm

    This has probably already been said but Bush was a coke fiend not a pothead

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:58am

    I say that allll the time.

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:27pm

    Wow more grammar Nazis! I was starting get lonely without you guys. And regardless of that guys grammar, the statement couldn't be more true. Bush was a moron!

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:33am

    443 is southern maryland

  • 61 70
    Submitted by NakedFlower on Feb 3, 10 at 10:05pm

    I am the lightest of light weights when it comes to weed... 1.5g has kept me CONTINUOUSLY high for the last 3 weeks, no exaggeration, and I still have like 2 days worth left. So I spend barely anything on herb. But it gives me the munchies like hell, AND I'm vegetarian, which means my food is more expensive =(

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:04am

    443 isn't specifically southern md..

  • 71 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:01am

    I agree!

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:21am

    I feel ya on that one to the maxxx

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:25pm

    Taco bell is a beast

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:40pm

    You don't start sentances with AND you piece of shit.

  • 66 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:11pm

    1001 .. I did make sense bitch ... Learn to read lmfao

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:21am

    3:16...that sounds oddly similar to a hot fudge sundae. Because it basically is.

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:16am

    Dude mix weed with a xanaax and You will eat like you never have before.. That's when I discovered vanilla ice cream With hot choclate pudding (:::

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:54pm

    Maryland!

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:56pm

    9:42 WTF does that mean dumbass

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:23pm

    Hahahhaa you are all pathetic. You use a TEXTING SITE to fight battles, mostly because you're posts don't reveal your identity. Get a fucking life, this site is meant for entertainment not discussions about politics, intelligence or things of the like.

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:19pm

    Whenever I smoked weed and get high as tits, I never get the munchies. THANK GOD!

  • 69 93
    Submitted by helsbth00 on Feb 2, 10 at 5:26pm

    Spend your money on food, not weed, and you can!

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:49pm

    Hey 942 suck a dick because "you're" freaking out to bitch lmao...738!

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:40pm

    mmmmm munchies..then throwing up cause you ate so much..yum?

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:16am

    In soviet Russia high can't afford to eat you!

  • 52 63
    Submitted by ohhshyt on Oct 11, 10 at 5:57pm

    Ahah atleast you weren't layin in the middle of te street eating dirt with ur friends stonedd

  • Submitted by sluts23 on Feb 2, 10 at 6:10pm

    dumbass pothead

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:58am

    That seems like a valid reason to quit. LOL!

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:42pm

    get hi until u got no more fukn $$ left...u need it..its good to get hii!!!

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:15pm

    In Nazi occupied France... People are raped and stabbed for bragging about their highness... Jus like the blacks... -inglourious basterd...

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:20pm

    I understand it! I grew up in the heartland of Mary Jane. Humboldt Co.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:57pm

    Haha yes, win. Just being high is great.. Love pizza when im baked

  • 63 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:00pm

    Suck these nuts that's what it means

  • 62 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:56pm

    I like 12 yr olds Trollin trollin trollllllllin

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:55pm

    BBAAABABOOOOOOEEEEEYYYYYY

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:44pm

    6:40 yes you can, it's just your college professors frown on it!

  • 62 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:43pm

    That's why you make brownies, and tea, and mushroom pizza

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 3:42am

    I don't smoke because every time I do I eat about 15 pieces of chocolate, I bake something sweet, eat a hot pocket and whatever else seems to please my brain and mouth and then I hate myself a bit later when my stomach is bulging. Lol

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:43pm

    Squirrel!

  • 60 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:31pm

    Dude I feel ya

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:37pm

    Dead jewish babies

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:50pm

    Squirrel!

  • 65 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:53pm

    Fuck u 1049 ahahha :D hoe

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:38pm

    Ummm 640 u can start a sentence with and. And since you don't know your grammar well enough to correct someone, your the piece of shit.

    • 66 71
      Submitted by nicayyy on Feb 2, 10 at 7:49pm

      Irony at its finest. If YOU'RE, not your, going to talk shit about other people's grammar you should probably get it right, yourself.

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:42pm

    8:23....nice

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:33pm

    8:56 pahahhhahahahha

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:34pm

    Agreed, bush is still a moron

  • 64 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:13pm

    Why does he have to be dumbass pothead? They grow up to be the President! Look at the retard that was their for the past two terms!

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:35pm

    Changed*

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:01pm

    9:49, if "you're" going to insult somebody at least make a little sense... Just sayin

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:20am

    

  • 57 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:57pm

    Ah my old stomping grounds. About to move back.

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:22pm

    1022 lmao "fucktons"

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:59pm

    Grammar nazis..... Fuck you.

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:49pm

    10:11 instead of saying "to" you could have used "also". It is grammatically correct! Suck it Turk

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:01pm

    *yall

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:23am

    Everyday life. Except when their is a one dollar big big mac mcdonalds right around the corner!

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:33pm

    If he spends his money on just food and not weed then we won't need all the food. Munchies suck but just deal with them. Or eat a lot of ramen and frozen meals

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:35pm

    lame

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:01am

    Hey I have a 443 #. Where you at? Share that shit.

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:30pm

    749

  • 51 86
    Submitted by NakedFlower on Feb 3, 10 at 10:07pm

    I think it's worth it, though. The person who said, "get hi until u got no more fukn $$ left...u need it..its good to get hii!!!" knows what's up. Being high is better than being rich. It's a spiritual wealth that herb brings you... much better than money in the bank.

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:23pm

    @613 it's there, not their.... I'm glad people as smart as you call people retards

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:01pm

    These comments remind me of fight club. I bet tall won't Jack about it!!! :)

  • 50 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:57pm

    6:27: they aren't Nazis. When you're insulting someone, especially calling them a retard, it's moderately important you spell correctly. Otherwise, the joke is really on you.

  • 47 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:58am

    

  • 51 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:14am

    He's gots the munchies

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:23pm

    Get a life and quit using drugs.

  • 45 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:20am

    So damn true. I miss living at home because of this situation. Parents always kept the fridge stocked.

  • 46 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:15am

      mmmmmmmmmmm

  • 47 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:49am

    Haha eat before!

  • 46 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:22pm

    been saving fucktons of money on food since I cut way down kn bowIng! haha