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  • Downside: He asks, "Are you excreting?" Upside: He knows where the g-spot is.

    Submitted by 20000Leagues on Jul 20, 13 at 11:38am
    • It's not that difficult... 2~3 inches inside, upper wall of the vagina, "come hither" motion.

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 5, 13 at 4:03pm
  • Next time go for a pre-veterinary medicine student. They're used to dealing with bitches.

    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Jul 21, 13 at 9:43am
  • Another upside: if you can get him to put a ring on it, and his relationship with you doesn't derail his education, you'll have married a doctor. You'll have done your parents proud and you'll enjoy a nice material lifestyle, for whatever those things might be worth to you.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 20, 13 at 12:15pm
    • And terrible sex. Just because you know what it is doesn't mean you know how to use it.

      Submitted by lurch66 on Jul 20, 13 at 12:45pm