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  • Submitted by Momo_26 on Mar 14, 10 at 10:38am

    Ooooh, Caaanadaaa!...

  • Submitted by tblftw on Mar 14, 10 at 11:05pm

    No matter how any argument goes for US vs canada , there's always one thing that puts Canada on top. You guys had fucking Bush.

    • Submitted by wherearewe on Apr 11, 11 at 1:45am

      Hahaha. I'm American and I love this comment. FUCK Bush.

    • Submitted by Fenity on Jul 8, 11 at 1:02am

      We may have Bush, but you birthed Justin Beiber. We win.

      • Submitted by ohwhatsherface on Nov 21, 11 at 2:16am

        And you have Ke$ha, Rebecca Black, Jersey Shore, The Kardashians, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus...need I go on? Yeah. I think we just won. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 8:29am

    Yeah Canada!

  • Submitted by bigdog2382 on Mar 14, 10 at 8:47am

    This is a great post. Made me lol.

  • Submitted by darcyemily on Mar 14, 10 at 8:59am

    Oh, Canada :)\nHaha, love being Canadian.

  • Submitted by ivybear on Mar 14, 10 at 8:33am

    I love my country(:

  • Submitted by theduce on Mar 14, 10 at 12:20pm

    Canada fuck yeah!!!

  • Submitted by anonymous_female on Aug 21, 10 at 2:33am

    Hahahahaha. That is fucking amazing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 9:34am

    Why are people hating on Canada?! America isn't that great!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 12:41am

    I'm from the US and even I think Canada rocks. Look what it has given us: hockey, maple syrup, jones soda, and [if this text is to be believed] dick.

  • Submitted by arickkk on Mar 14, 10 at 2:24pm

    Lolololololololol \nI shouldn't have read this in church

  • Submitted by ravishingrose on Mar 14, 10 at 8:33am

    Ahah cute :)

  • Submitted by alyssa_w on Aug 3, 10 at 8:20pm


  • Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Mar 14, 10 at 7:36pm

    Hahahah this is really funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 11:49am

    You wait six hours to get stitches no matter what. I live in The US. And I had a 2 inch slash right under my left eye. I was fucking covered in blood and I had to wait like 7 hours

  • Submitted by smandjb on Mar 14, 10 at 10:27pm

    Go Canada

  • Submitted by xXLelaXx on Apr 10, 10 at 5:45pm

    I get it! LMFAO!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 2:06pm

    Yes we canadians got it goin on!

  • Submitted by danielovesyouu on Mar 14, 10 at 2:26pm


  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 9:51am

    I would rather live in Canada, better health care and legalized Marijuana, where do I sign up?

    • Submitted by Michigan_Spartan on Mar 14, 10 at 10:43am

      lollll bud, marijana isnt legalized here..tho laws are loose\nand being from the states and living in canada, i can say sure healthcares good, if u wanna wait 6 hours to get stitches..

      • Submitted by CaptainCourtcob on Mar 15, 10 at 8:00pm

        just because you have no patience doesn't mean our health care is slow. I can say every time I've gone to a walk in clinic or the er I've been in and out in about half an hour. And didn't have to worry about paying a huge bill the entire time i was there.

      • Submitted by janine86 on Aug 18, 10 at 9:45pm

        I've never had to ever wait that long. And unfortunately I've had a lot of trips to the ER. Plus I can call my family doctor and get an appointment most times for the next day if not the day I called. <3 Canadian health care.

    • Submitted by adambarron4 on Aug 12, 10 at 4:06pm

      Marijuana might not be legal in Canada, but walking around topless is!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 3:01pm

    Hahaha oh Canada

  • Submitted by codeypark on Jun 20, 10 at 2:52am

    If this dont make you a pround canadain nothing will

  • Submitted by churchftw on Apr 7, 10 at 12:06pm

    Makes me proud of my Canadian heritage!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 3:53pm

    Oh, Canada... Canada fucking owns. I feel bad for all the American wastes of space who hate us. Typical selfish arrogant dumbshits. Canada invented half the shit that you call "truly American" Baseball? Apple pie? Yeah, we're claiming that shot.

  • Submitted by KX510 on Mar 15, 10 at 7:34pm

    Beautiful... Simply beautiful...

  • Submitted by Cir123 on Apr 9, 10 at 3:22pm

    Yes Canada, free health care!

  • Submitted by emptymilkcarton on Mar 14, 10 at 12:38pm

    I swear this sounds like a friend of mine.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 3:14am

    AHAHA REP THE 604!!

  • Submitted by summer66 on May 19, 10 at 2:31pm

    oh canada!!

  • Submitted by adderall324 on Mar 17, 10 at 12:58am

    I'm from Canada hahahaha

  • Submitted by siaaaxox on Mar 15, 10 at 12:45am

    Canada oh Canada...

  • Submitted by cheldoll on Mar 19, 10 at 12:02pm

    My boyfriend's Canadian, I swear he laughed at this for an entire 15 seconds. LOL

  • Submitted by radaradarada on Mar 14, 10 at 11:31pm

    im not gonna lie, this is brilliant

  • Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Mar 14, 10 at 6:32pm

    lol nice!

  • Submitted by burnt921 on Apr 9, 10 at 6:17pm

    Lol! Oh canadaaa

  • Submitted by Arevs on Mar 2, 11 at 10:44pm

    Canadiens are fucking amazing.

  • Submitted by catfeeesh on Apr 30, 10 at 12:39pm

    haha thts funny.

  • Submitted by PanthersFLfan on Mar 30, 10 at 5:22pm

    Love hockey, hate Canada and everyone from/in it. End of story

  • Submitted by RtGxTLx on Mar 14, 10 at 6:08pm

    Canada is like a cross between Europe and America. It's cool but I still like America slightly more.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 25, 10 at 2:33pm

    canucksssssssssss wooo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 1:35pm


  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 4:41pm

    The canadians might have invented basketball, but it doesn't change the fact that they suck dick at playing it

  • Submitted by imahedgehog on Mar 14, 11 at 4:55pm

    "It's so small" is in Canada's national anthem?

  • Submitted by LessThanjake on Jan 10, 11 at 6:18am

    Go Canada \nI'm realy suprised to see me area code

  • Submitted by mrtnt on Jul 12, 11 at 4:08am

    ahahahhahahahaha! aame thing here! wtf?!??! vancouver represent!

  • Submitted by maynard on Mar 14, 10 at 6:39pm

    Hey chiapetlex!! You didn't know canada had the Internet because you're ignorant!! Canada Rocks! We're happy, we love to party, and we came up with hockey and basketball!!

  • Submitted by jade_ on Mar 16, 10 at 6:07am

    Ohh canada ohh OHHH!!!

  • Submitted by Andikins on Apr 11, 11 at 3:15am

    That is so great. Way to go, Canada!

  • Submitted by serenita on Jan 2, 11 at 7:19am

    Classssssiccc!!! haha

  • Submitted by canadiangirl_xo on Mar 17, 10 at 5:54pm


  • Submitted by hipsdontlie on Mar 15, 10 at 2:01pm

    That's fucking awesome

  • Submitted by geeeeeful on Mar 15, 10 at 12:14pm

    Bacsketball may have been first played in the USA. But it was invented by a Canadian. And that's what that first guy said when he talked about what the canadians INVENTED. Sorry to break it to you :)

  • Submitted by bri_lin on Apr 4, 12 at 5:54pm

    This made my fucking day

  • Submitted by vespa on Mar 15, 10 at 5:45pm

    best text I've read in a long time\n\nand I love hockey so Canada's alright by me!

  • Submitted by goetz4967 on Mar 14, 10 at 10:15pm

    We all know ur lying...

  • Submitted by Bigsexy77 on Sep 28, 11 at 7:59pm

    Hahaha! Omg hilarious!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 10 at 2:23am

    Represent lower mainland!! That's how we do it ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 10 at 1:48am

    oh!!!! fuckin canada!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by USA on Mar 20, 10 at 12:08am

    canadian football is a joke, and we created lax. suck it canada, eh? USAAA

  • Submitted by canmav on Apr 13, 12 at 7:36am

    Makes me proud to be Canadian

  • Submitted by Anonymous198117 on May 13, 11 at 12:24am

    Canada FTW

  • Submitted by Draknar on Mar 14, 10 at 5:32pm

    Go America!!! Boo Canada!

  • Submitted by XxSparklePartyxX on Dec 11, 11 at 8:51pm


  • Submitted by MarineAggie on Mar 15, 10 at 1:02am

    Here's another thing that put Canada on top, you now have Obama. Haha sucks for you America. You are slowly becoming us.

  • Submitted by akwizz43 on Mar 14, 10 at 11:03pm

    USA is all I need to say

  • Submitted by inthecity on Dec 8, 11 at 10:32am


  • Submitted by anon_y_mas on Mar 17, 10 at 10:45pm


  • Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Mar 16, 10 at 10:48pm

    Ohhhh cannaaadaaaa!!! Lmao

  • Submitted by m2lynch on Mar 15, 10 at 10:22am

    hey maynard nothing against Canada but if you're going to brag about how awesome you are for inventing hockey and basketball you might want to get your facts straight bc basketball was first played in Springfield Massachusetts

    • Submitted by janine86 on Aug 18, 10 at 9:49pm\nFirst played in Springfield Massachusetts but invented by a Canadian. Get your facts straight before you go dissing on someone else. ;)

  • Submitted by snowbernard on Apr 3, 10 at 3:01am

    This is in my area o.o

  • Submitted by celestieg on Dec 6, 10 at 9:48pm

    Ey? Ey! Ey!

  • Submitted by bttrdenu on Oct 10, 10 at 1:16am

    Better women, better movies, better shows, better technology, better cars, better food, bigger dicks, better armed forces, and last I checked better fuckers. USA you Canadian pricks and get off of American sites you dickless women hating shits.

  • Submitted by janky on Mar 14, 10 at 2:32pm

    Blame canada

    • Submitted by dankherb on Mar 14, 10 at 6:43pm

      obviously people are not getting the southpark reference haha

  • Submitted by panahneshati on Nov 16, 11 at 6:34am

    "Oh Canada, oh Canada…"

  • Submitted by Bickford777 on Sep 26, 12 at 2:17pm

    Ruby7790 is totally right Canadians are sexy. Look your reading a comment from one right now.

  • Submitted by tylerrod45 on Mar 19, 10 at 8:41am

    Go canada! Hahahahaha yea right FUCK CANADA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

  • Submitted by TeaAndABiscuit on Oct 30, 12 at 1:17am

    It would appear Matthew got a chick,then...XD\nMy question is...who'd he text?

  • Submitted by kmarciel on Mar 20, 10 at 5:59am

    Canada sucks

  • Submitted by XxSparklePartyxX on Dec 12, 11 at 1:41am

    H-hetalia? :3

  • Submitted by canadamagic on Jan 10, 11 at 7:42pm

    Hahaha sick

  • Submitted by Ruby7790 on Jul 31, 12 at 7:09pm

    Can't go wrong with a Canadian ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 12:01am

    39th (aren't I cool?)

  • Submitted by PorceCai on Jan 15, 11 at 4:35am

    No Hetalia comments? Damn, fans must be slacking...

  • Submitted by theglassdinosaur on Oct 1, 12 at 6:33pm

    this is actually the only post i have ever laughed at

  • Submitted by 69_Charger on Mar 14, 10 at 10:23pm

    Oh good SOMEONE was finally willing to bang a Canadian, I was worried they might snap from sexual frustration and try to focus on something NOT related to health care or hocky!

    • Submitted by ania20 on Mar 15, 10 at 12:36am

      clearly you have never had sex with a hockey player... and its not a hockey player if its not canadian!

    • Submitted by KX510 on Mar 15, 10 at 7:38pm

      Considering what the person below said: they've got a point, besides you can't spell for shit... Hockey, not hocky, no wonder our men AND women beat the US of A in the FINALS AGAIN... Only we also did it at home and while on their turf...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 11:47pm

    Psh canadiens cant get pussy

  • Submitted by Eazy187 on Jan 26, 11 at 6:55pm

    Canada wins again.

  • Submitted by AL3XMAR5 on May 31, 11 at 4:48am

    I have a friend who's Canadian. We get hot n heavy sometimes. Now every time we start getting intimate, I start cracking up. \n\nAnd I STILL haven't told him why!!

  • Submitted by hailthefax on Mar 16, 10 at 7:29pm

    I met the same girl in the Dominican Republic. I was Canada in a resort full of Canadians, but I think I was replaced after I left

  • Submitted by chiapetlex on Mar 14, 10 at 1:04pm

    I didn't know Canada had the Internet.

    • Submitted by channel151 on Mar 14, 10 at 4:54pm

      Weird, I didn't know American's could get off their HUGE asses to reach a computer!

    • Submitted by MountainPeake on Apr 5, 10 at 10:39pm

      thats weird, i thought your fat fingers would press 2 keys at once, how did you end up typing this?

  • Submitted by USA on Mar 19, 10 at 11:58pm

    canadian football is shit, and we created lax. suck it canada, eh? \n\nUSAAAA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 3:53pm

    USA ! fuck Canada

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 11:58pm

    I like how you pick up a bitch that doesn't have the decency to actually ask for your name. Canada fail.

  • Submitted by ewewewewewew on Mar 14, 10 at 8:44am

    I want to like this because it's funny, but then's about Canada. USA baby!

  • Submitted by vagpartrl on Mar 14, 10 at 8:24am

    First u faggs

  • Submitted by LOLman789789 on Jun 7, 13 at 11:34pm

    Well then, let me tell you about Hetalia...

  • Submitted by burritotown on Jul 10, 13 at 11:56pm

    hey canadians um yeah you have a pretty awesome country plus you can get drunk off maple syrup but you don't have to rub it in our faces. most americans who make the hugely obnoxious FREEDOM posts are being sarcastic xD