She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
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No matter how any argument goes for US vs canada , there's always one thing that puts Canada on top. You guys had fucking Bush.
Hahaha. I'm American and I love this comment. FUCK Bush.
We may have Bush, but you birthed Justin Beiber. We win.
And you have Ke$ha, Rebecca Black, Jersey Shore, The Kardashians, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus...need I go on? Yeah. I think we just won. :)
This is a great post. Made me lol.
Oh, Canada :)\nHaha, love being Canadian.
Canada fuck yeah!!!
Hahahahaha. That is fucking amazing.
I love my country(:
Why are people hating on Canada?!
America isn't that great!
I'm from the US and even I think Canada rocks. Look what it has given us: hockey, maple syrup, jones soda, and [if this text is to be believed] dick.
Ahah cute :)
Lolololololololol \nI shouldn't have read this in church
Hahahah this is really funny.
You wait six hours to get stitches no matter what. I live in The US. And I had a 2 inch slash right under my left eye. I was fucking covered in blood and I had to wait like 7 hours
I'm from Canada hahahaha
If this dont make you a pround canadain nothing will
Yes we canadians got it goin on!
I get it! LMFAO!
I would rather live in Canada, better health care and legalized Marijuana, where do I sign up?
lollll bud, marijana isnt legalized here..tho laws are loose\nand being from the states and living in canada, i can say sure healthcares good, if u wanna wait 6 hours to get stitches..
just because you have no patience doesn't mean our health care is slow. I can say every time I've gone to a walk in clinic or the er I've been in and out in about half an hour. And didn't have to worry about paying a huge bill the entire time i was there.
I've never had to ever wait that long. And unfortunately I've had a lot of trips to the ER. Plus I can call my family doctor and get an appointment most times for the next day if not the day I called. <3 Canadian health care.
Marijuana might not be legal in Canada, but walking around topless is!
Hahaha oh Canada
I swear this sounds like a friend of mine.
im not gonna lie, this is brilliant
Canada fucking owns. I feel bad for all the American wastes of space who hate us. Typical selfish arrogant dumbshits. Canada invented half the shit that you call "truly American" Baseball? Apple pie? Yeah, we're claiming that shot.
AHAHA REP THE 604!!
Makes me proud of my Canadian heritage!
Yes Canada, free health care!
Beautiful... Simply beautiful...
Canada oh Canada...
haha thts funny.
oh!!!! fuckin canada!!!!!!!!!!!!
Canadiens are fucking amazing.
My boyfriend's Canadian, I swear he laughed at this for an entire 15 seconds. LOL
Lol! Oh canadaaa
Ohh canada ohh OHHH!!!
Love hockey, hate Canada and everyone from/in it. End of story
ahahahhahahahaha! aame thing here! wtf?!??! vancouver represent!
Go Canada \nI'm realy suprised to see me area code
Hey chiapetlex!! You didn't know canada had the Internet because you're ignorant!! Canada Rocks! We're happy, we love to party, and we came up with hockey and basketball!!
best text I've read in a long time\n\nand I love hockey so Canada's alright by me!
"It's so small" is in Canada's national anthem?
USA is all I need to say
Makes me proud to be Canadian
The canadians might have invented basketball, but it doesn't change the fact that they suck dick at playing it
Ruby7790 is totally right Canadians are sexy. Look your reading a comment from one right now.
Canada is like a cross between Europe and America. It's cool but I still like America slightly more.
That is so great. Way to go, Canada!
Bacsketball may have been first played in the USA. But it was invented by a Canadian. And that's what that first guy said when he talked about what the canadians INVENTED. Sorry to break it to you :)
canadian football is a joke, and we created lax. suck it canada, eh? USAAA
Represent lower mainland!! That's how we do it ;)
"Oh Canada, oh Canada…"
That's fucking awesome
Go America!!! Boo Canada!
Hahaha! Omg hilarious!
Ey? Ey! Ey!
This made my fucking day
We all know ur lying...
This is in my area o.o
Go canada! Hahahahaha yea right FUCK CANADA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Better women, better movies, better shows, better technology, better cars, better food, bigger dicks, better armed forces, and last I checked better fuckers. USA you Canadian pricks and get off of American sites you dickless women hating shits.
Can't go wrong with a Canadian ;)
hey maynard nothing against Canada but if you're going to brag about how awesome you are for inventing hockey and basketball you might want to get your facts straight bc basketball was first played in Springfield Massachusetts
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Where_was_basketball_invented\nFirst played in Springfield Massachusetts but invented by a Canadian. Get your facts straight before you go dissing on someone else. ;)
It would appear Matthew got a chick,then...XD\nMy question is...who'd he text?
No Hetalia comments? Damn, fans must be slacking...
obviously people are not getting the southpark reference haha
Ohhhh cannaaadaaaa!!! Lmao
Here's another thing that put Canada on top, you now have Obama. Haha sucks for you America. You are slowly becoming us.
39th (aren't I cool?)
I have a friend who's Canadian. We get hot n heavy sometimes. Now every time we start getting intimate, I start cracking up. \n\nAnd I STILL haven't told him why!!
this is actually the only post i have ever laughed at
Oh good SOMEONE was finally willing to bang a Canadian, I was worried they might snap from sexual frustration and try to focus on something NOT related to health care or hocky!
clearly you have never had sex with a hockey player... and its not a hockey player if its not canadian!
Considering what the person below said: they've got a point, besides you can't spell for shit... Hockey, not hocky, no wonder our men AND women beat the US of A in the FINALS AGAIN... Only we also did it at home and while on their turf...
canadian football is shit, and we created lax. suck it canada, eh? \n\nUSAAAA
I didn't know Canada had the Internet.
Weird, I didn't know American's could get off their HUGE asses to reach a computer!
thats weird, i thought your fat fingers would press 2 keys at once, how did you end up typing this?
Psh canadiens cant get pussy
I met the same girl in the Dominican Republic. I was Canada in a resort full of Canadians, but I think I was replaced after I left
Canada wins again.
USA ! fuck Canada
I like how you pick up a bitch that doesn't have the decency to actually ask for your name. Canada fail.
I want to like this because it's funny, but then again...it's about Canada. USA baby!
First u faggs
Well then, let me tell you about Hetalia...
hey canadians um yeah you have a pretty awesome country plus you can get drunk off maple syrup but you don't have to rub it in our faces. most americans who make the hugely obnoxious FREEDOM posts are being sarcastic xD