i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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this is just fucked up
In Soviet Russia, Hamsters eat you.
Wow. What a bitch. Also, there's no way that shit is kosher.
when you're dealing with the munchies only the perfect food will do...
what the fuck is that shit...who does that
I don't care how fake it is, it still made me lmao. As sick as that is.
Does it say she cooked it first, or did she eat it alive and furry?
This is what happens when ya take a fatty home to bang without havin after-sex snacks nearby. RIP tasty little furry friend.
We ate her. The perfect crime.
Does noone else realise this is fake? Just me?
I got the late night munchies...
Check the inside of the microwave -- pop goes the weasel!
Hahahahaha this made me lol. Dudes chill, she probably just borrowed it... Or took it home to microwave it first
That sounds a but sexual... I can see a sick spin from urban dictionary... "then she totally ate my hamster dude"
Who actually has hamsters anymore, and why?
What the fuck
Well in Peru they eat guinea pigs.. Guess ita just the next step
At least she didn't eat your cat!! Like they ate mine...damn peruvians!
I am pretty sure you need to eat her hamster tonight. It's only fair.