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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:23pm

    All my best friends in my phone are named under Transformers. It took me a while to remember who was who, especially when I'm drunk. But totally worth it when someone sees that Megatron is calling.

    • 82 78
      Submitted by Purple_BBry631 on Feb 24, 10 at 4:23pm

      saaaaaaaaaame! nd then i bust out in the lil wayne song "Transform Ya"

  • 91 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:08pm

    Gnr

  • 84 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:19am

    A car*

  • 93 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:33pm

    Soviet Russia guy obviously has no life judging by the sheer number of TFLN's he's commented. Get a life and get laid you fucker.

    • Submitted by nicespelling on Feb 24, 10 at 12:20am

      Can we all agree to shit on all his responses from now on? That kid's probably a balless 13 year old bitch.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:28pm

    Prolly that hoe's pimp

  • 96 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:49pm

    Soviet Russia thinks YOU'RE getting old.

  • 85 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:07pm

    Mlia

  • 86 85
    Submitted by Asilex on Feb 24, 10 at 1:00am

    aaaa 22

  • 90 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:38pm

    Maybe he fucks with the strength of a semi?

  • 88 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:09am

    LMFAO cheese dripping pig hole!!! Holy Shit! Who says that!?

  • 88 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:30pm

    I love Pittsburgh baby!!!! Best city ever!!!

  • 82 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:58am

    12:22 That didn't even make sense. How can you cum in m mom all the time when you're such a pussy?

  • 81 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:26am

    I'm a chick but thanks! I think it's time for you to get a new humping pillow. Kbye.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:19am

    Cheese dripping pig hole? Who the hell says that? I'm sure my 2 year old sister could come up with a better fucking insult. Secondly, to 'bust your load' in my mother, you would require a penis. Which you obviously don't have since you're being such a pussy. I think I could drive a at through your loose ass vagina.

  • 67 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:41am

    How bout we get together and I fill your pussy up.. We can hate fuck each other.

  • 81 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:03am

    The way it works is I stick my fat dick inside your skank whore moms cheese dripping pig hole, choke back the puck, pump a bunch of times and then bust my load inside your mom.

  • Submitted by Herschel on Feb 24, 10 at 12:25am

    He turned into a truck, obviously.

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    Submitted by thatguy85 on Feb 24, 10 at 1:23pm

    Does anyone else remember a TFLN that went something along the lines of "you kept telling him to fuck you optimus prime style.\nSo that's why his roomates kept saying 'Autobots, roll out!' when I left"\n\nMy god, could the two be connected?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:37am

    The stupid ass fight convo thing, you guys made my day :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:39am

    hahaha YES! 724 and 412 and it is awesome. now GO FUCK YOURSELVES.

  • 78 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:38pm

    11:33 I don't think it's one guy I think there's copycats. Some are funny but it's just getting old

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:32am

    I'm sorry didn't mean to offend you. I thought you were a male. I'm an asshole and I'm very sorry.

  • 77 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:51pm

    Pittsburghhhhhhh baby

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 4:11am

    Gff

  • 75 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:48am

    I feel left out...or awesome... all the comments befire me are February 24... Its still February 23 where i live

  • 75 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:15am

    Woooooww, some kidds need to be locked up? Yeah, especially the cheese guy, shit, it's a text messaging website get the fuck over yourself.

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:26pm

    I know a guy with the same nickname.. There is no real explination for it.

  • 72 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:51am

    And its 10:51... Not 12:58

  • 73 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:32am

    Hahaha IDIOT!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:16am

    In Soviet Russia, Optimus Prime is a troll.

  • Submitted by thecaptain714 on Feb 23, 10 at 11:26pm

    im pretty sure this is about me.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:48pm

    Haha that one was a good one, the autobots roll out. Lmao n either they're related or someones just copying it.

  • 70 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:05am

    In soviet Russia I am optimus prime

  • 72 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:05am

    And I do all this while she slobs on my buddies knob and she fingers her ass. Your dad watches, and cries...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:31pm

    Lmao this is good

  • 65 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:39am

    Stupidity tastes like feet?!? Lol!

  • 68 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:20am

    12 12 you suck ass

  • 65 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:18am

    12:12 boycotting TFLN? Really? Do you have like such a pathetic life to where you think boycotting something is cool? There needs to be less of you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:24pm

    Haha this is so great idk what you crazy people are talking about go watch transformers…

  • 66 93
    Submitted by beyourownpet on Feb 24, 10 at 12:56am

    i can transform yaaaa ;]

  • 68 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:35am

    In soviet russia oprimas prime texts u

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:14am

    It's a type of extacy.... Prob drug dealer

  • 64 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:22am

    12:18 not a good start having less of me being I cum in your mom all the time.

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:04am

    Hahahaha this is better than TV!

  • 56 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:13pm

    @1:23 I have that one favd and unless they go to college together I doubt it the numbers are waaay off xD

  • 57 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:37am

    How to make up forbeating stupid things: 1. Open mouth 2. Insert foot 3. Taste stupidity

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:37am

    Don't Get upset buddy. You knew long ago that your mom is a slampig. The only reason she likes when me and my buddies come over and take turns filling her holes is becouse your father is secretly a gag.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:10pm

    In soviet Russia optimus prime fuck you in ass!

    • Submitted by nicespelling on Feb 24, 10 at 12:05am

      HAHAHA that's so funny you changed the order of the words because it's in Russia HAHAHA. I'm being sarcastic. Stop fucking writing all these soviet russia things on TFLN, it's not funny at all.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:09pm

    Lamest. Text. Ever.

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      Submitted by Sombra on Feb 24, 10 at 12:22am

      all this person did was submit something they thought was funny. it's up to tfln to decided to post it or not. so try not to take it too personally.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 7:42am

    hahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:29pm

    Haha I love it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:22am

    2 year old sister? Maybe she's my daughter! LOL gotta go now dude it's been fun but your girl wants to know what it feels like to have her pussy FILLED....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:12am

    Everyone who agrees with me that TFLN is getting extremely stupid join me in a Boycott of the site this Friday Feb 26 2010.

    • Submitted by Herschel on Feb 24, 10 at 12:32am

      Why don't you start your boycott now, and just let it run? We'd all be happy to see the back of whiny bitches like you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:24am

    I thought cheese dripping pig hole was pretty good. I'm just sayin.. I think the pig hole guy is winning this battle.