the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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All my best friends in my phone are named under Transformers. It took me a while to remember who was who, especially when I'm drunk. But totally worth it when someone sees that Megatron is calling.
saaaaaaaaaame! nd then i bust out in the lil wayne song "Transform Ya"
Soviet Russia guy obviously has no life judging by the sheer number of TFLN's he's commented. Get a life and get laid you fucker.
Can we all agree to shit on all his responses from now on? That kid's probably a balless 13 year old bitch.
I'm a chick but thanks! I think it's time for you to get a new humping pillow. Kbye.
LMFAO cheese dripping pig hole!!! Holy Shit! Who says that!?
hahaha YES! 724 and 412 and it is awesome. now GO FUCK YOURSELVES.
How bout we get together and I fill your pussy up.. We can hate fuck each other.
The way it works is I stick my fat dick inside your skank whore moms cheese dripping pig hole, choke back the puck, pump a bunch of times and then bust my load inside your mom.
Prolly that hoe's pimp
Does anyone else remember a TFLN that went something along the lines of "you kept telling him to fuck you optimus prime style.\nSo that's why his roomates kept saying 'Autobots, roll out!' when I left"\n\nMy god, could the two be connected?
The stupid ass fight convo thing, you guys made my day :)
I love Pittsburgh baby!!!!
Best city ever!!!
Haha that one was a good one, the autobots roll out. Lmao n either they're related or someones just copying it.
He turned into a truck, obviously.
Cheese dripping pig hole? Who the hell says that? I'm sure my 2 year old sister could come up with a better fucking insult. Secondly, to 'bust your load' in my mother, you would require a penis. Which you obviously don't have since you're being such a pussy. I think I could drive a at through your loose ass vagina.
Maybe he fucks with the strength of a semi?
12:12 boycotting TFLN? Really? Do you have like such a pathetic life to where you think boycotting something is cool? There needs to be less of you.
12:22 That didn't even make sense. How can you cum in m mom all the time when you're such a pussy?
12 12 you suck ass
Hahahaha this is better than TV!
Soviet Russia thinks YOU'RE getting old.
And I do all this while she slobs on my buddies knob and she fingers her ass. Your dad watches, and cries...
Stupidity tastes like feet?!? Lol!
I'm sorry didn't mean to offend you. I thought you were a male. I'm an asshole and I'm very sorry.
Woooooww, some kidds need to be locked up? Yeah, especially the cheese guy, shit, it's a text messaging website get the fuck over yourself.
It's a type of extacy.... Prob drug dealer
11:33 I don't think it's one guy I think there's copycats. Some are funny but it's just getting old
In soviet russia oprimas prime texts u
I know a guy with the same nickname..
There is no real explination for it.
In Soviet Russia, Optimus Prime is a troll.
Lamest. Text. Ever.
all this person did was submit something they thought was funny. it's up to tfln to decided to post it or not. so try not to take it too personally.
i can transform yaaaa ;]
Don't Get upset buddy. You knew long ago that your mom is a slampig. The only reason she likes when me and my buddies come over and take turns filling her holes is becouse your father is secretly a gag.
Haha this is so great idk what you crazy people are talking about go watch transformers…
In soviet Russia optimus prime fuck you in ass!
HAHAHA that's so funny you changed the order of the words because it's in Russia HAHAHA. I'm being sarcastic. Stop fucking writing all these soviet russia things on TFLN, it's not funny at all.
12:18 not a good start having less of me being I cum in your mom all the time.
im pretty sure this is about me.
I feel left out...or awesome... all the comments befire me are February 24... Its still February 23 where i live
@1:23 I have that one favd and unless they go to college together I doubt it the numbers are waaay off xD
And its 10:51... Not 12:58
In soviet Russia I am optimus prime
Lmao this is good
How to make up forbeating stupid things:
1. Open mouth
2. Insert foot
3. Taste stupidity
Haha I love it!
2 year old sister? Maybe she's my daughter! LOL gotta go now dude it's been fun but your girl wants to know what it feels like to have her pussy FILLED....
I thought cheese dripping pig hole was pretty good. I'm just sayin.. I think the pig hole guy is winning this battle.
Everyone who agrees with me that TFLN is getting extremely stupid join me in a Boycott of the site this Friday Feb 26 2010.
Why don't you start your boycott now, and just let it run? We'd all be happy to see the back of whiny bitches like you.