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(314): View more from Missouri

Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.

(636): View more from Missouri

$5. Donated.

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(847): View more from Illinois

It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.

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(512): View more from Texas

totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck

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(+48): View more from Poland

It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does

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(404): View more from Georgia

I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.

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