My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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Another fine Blue Hen moment!
Turn around and fix that.
I'm actually the owner of this text, and it happened in philly, not UD.
Is anyone from Houston? Can you tell me why there are so many whores there?
I'm assuming your Mom is from Houston. But its ok, I bet all those tricks she turned paid for your education.
Too cheap to cover an education.
I'm from Houston, to be honest with you... I have no clue why there are so many whores here. but, it keeps my dick happy.
Do you mean what i think you mean? Black boots and red laces?
Houston broads are whores; us Dallas ladies are the classy ones!
you gotta be fucking kidding me. I've never seen bitches be more rude or drunk ass sluts, than in Dallas. plus its over run with Wet-backery.
Are the endless texts on tfln about puking and being drunk or high even remotely funny anymore?