I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
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No. You don't deserve that.
you should NOT ! maybe you should check what it means to receive a purple heart before you say something so stupid
I'm I the only one wondering why they'd need a trombone?
if you were high you could be eligible for a Distinguished Flying Cross
much more apprapo
Not purple heart worthy. Sorry mate. Maybe a Certificate of Achievement.
When you know someone who has received a purple heart, then yeah, it's offensive, I have that right, just as you have that right to find it amusing
OP just doesn't know a purple heart is not given for doing something noteworthy. How he/she doesn't know this is a problem.
Then, OP is an ignorant twat.
only if it was a rusty trombone
Guys I think he/she meant it was an honor to receive such an award - it was random... Lighten up. Not like they actually meant they deserved one... Sheesh.
You deserve no award... if you go through a 2 story house with a trombone and don't make a sound you have failed at life
you shoulda busted it out and played the mission impossible theme while sneaking to youre room
No. I wonder about the trombone too...
Now, how did you do that??
Op is an idiot it's poor taste dude and look up what it is you are ( grammer whores go die i hate you) getting at, it makes you look really dumb lol
I wholeheartedly agree…with all parts of your comment
it's "grammar" not "grammer"
Jeez, hop off, it's supposed to be funny. it made me laugh, that takes some skill.
Lol a purple heart is for being injured in battle.
Who gives a fuck you all know he meant an award fuckin uptight people damn.