I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
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No. You don't deserve that.
you should NOT ! maybe you should check what it means to receive a purple heart before you say something so stupid
Not purple heart worthy. Sorry mate. Maybe a Certificate of Achievement.
I'm I the only one wondering why they'd need a trombone?
if you were high you could be eligible for a Distinguished Flying Cross
much more apprapo
When you know someone who has received a purple heart, then yeah, it's offensive, I have that right, just as you have that right to find it amusing
OP just doesn't know a purple heart is not given for doing something noteworthy. How he/she doesn't know this is a problem.
Then, OP is an ignorant twat.
only if it was a rusty trombone
Guys I think he/she meant it was an honor to receive such an award - it was random... Lighten up. Not like they actually meant they deserved one... Sheesh.
Op is an idiot it's poor taste dude and look up what it is you are ( grammer whores go die i hate you) getting at, it makes you look really dumb lol
I wholeheartedly agree…with all parts of your comment
it's "grammar" not "grammer"
Lol a purple heart is for being injured in battle.
you shoulda busted it out and played the mission impossible theme while sneaking to youre room
Now, how did you do that??
No. I wonder about the trombone too...
Who gives a fuck you all know he meant an award fuckin uptight people damn.
Jeez, hop off, it's supposed to be funny. it made me laugh, that takes some skill.
You deserve no award... if you go through a 2 story house with a trombone and don't make a sound you have failed at life