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  • Just spritz him with a water bottle

    Submitted by raylealadee on Dec 22, 11 at 11:09am
  • My friend looked down and said "Be careful. Other people have to play with that when you are done."

    Submitted by BethanyAnne on Dec 22, 11 at 12:40pm
  • Try telling him "it really turns me on when you use a softer, more delicate approach". For the most part, with any sentence starting with "it really turns me on when..." he is going to take note. Just don't abuse the power!

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 22, 11 at 11:03am
  • I say return the favor, he should be smart enough to figure it out then

    Submitted by theoldguy on Dec 22, 11 at 11:30am
  • Leg lock!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 22, 11 at 9:25am
  • stop using peanut butter to get oral from your dog..that would be a good start

    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 5:06pm
  • Ouch!

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Dec 22, 11 at 9:59am
  • Speaking as a guy, we suck at "polite" and "subtle" (no pun intended). I think "my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you" conveys your thoughts perfectly.

    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Dec 23, 11 at 8:06am
  • It's because you taste like cat food down there.

    Submitted by porksword on Dec 22, 11 at 2:05pm
  • Somebody needs the Dog Whisperer.

    Submitted by Pseudoku on Dec 24, 11 at 12:43am