Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
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Point it AWAY next time you play with yourself
next time he says "Swallow or it's going in your eye"...listen to him!
IN THE FACE!
it goes in the mouth, not the eye.
Georgie Peorgie, pudding and pie... jerked off in his girlfriends eye.... and when that eye was drying shut.... Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut! Dohhhhh!!!!
BOOM! Goes the dynamite!
EmtPirate feels smart here.
That's called being smized, my friend...\nhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smize
Been there....sooo not fun...but this semen bounced off the wall 5 feet above my head and miraculously then hit my eye...
Guess you missed the OSHA training.
hahah nice lol way to take one for the team
Totally f happened to me! My eye was bright red all f night everyone thought I was on crack it's burns!
Next time, ask for the Bin Laden. He shoots on your face and chest, then he throws you in the ocean.
You won’t go blind, God will just kill a cat...it’s a good thing I hate cats
Shit happens- at least it didn't go up your nose haha
That happened to me once while sleeping. I guess he had great aim.
BadMitch has never had semen anywhere near his eyes, www.badmitch.com