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  • Point it AWAY next time you play with yourself

    Submitted by Vulpus on May 24, 11 at 3:44pm

    Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 24, 11 at 5:30pm
  • next time he says "Swallow or it's going in your eye"...listen to him!

    Submitted by jasboo on May 24, 11 at 3:52pm

    Submitted by tg03 on May 24, 11 at 3:31pm
  • it goes in the mouth, not the eye.

    Submitted by Pavi on May 24, 11 at 3:31pm
  • Georgie Peorgie, pudding and pie... jerked off in his girlfriends eye.... and when that eye was drying shut.... Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut! Dohhhhh!!!!

    Submitted by buddhaman99 on May 24, 11 at 10:22pm
  • BOOM! Goes the dynamite!

    Submitted by ImKeithStone on May 25, 11 at 8:20am
  • EmtPirate feels smart here.

    Submitted by Downtownsbrown on May 24, 11 at 9:51pm
  • That's called being smized, my friend...\n

    Submitted by greensiren on May 24, 11 at 3:44pm
  • Been there....sooo not fun...but this semen bounced off the wall 5 feet above my head and miraculously then hit my eye...

    Submitted by Angel729 on Jun 1, 11 at 4:28am
  • Guess you missed the OSHA training.

    Submitted by Michguy on May 25, 11 at 7:53am
  • hahah nice lol way to take one for the team

    Submitted by Jonny_Red on May 24, 11 at 10:07pm
  • Totally f happened to me! My eye was bright red all f night everyone thought I was on crack it's burns!

    Submitted by BayBayGirlLove1 on Jun 16, 11 at 2:57am
  • Next time, ask for the Bin Laden. He shoots on your face and chest, then he throws you in the ocean.

    Submitted by porksword on May 24, 11 at 4:53pm
  • You won’t go blind, God will just kill a’s a good thing I hate cats

    Submitted by Phys on May 24, 11 at 5:01pm
  • Chemical conjunctivitis

    Submitted by EMTPirate on May 24, 11 at 3:54pm
  • Shit happens- at least it didn't go up your nose haha

    Submitted by OhhhLori on May 24, 11 at 6:55pm
  • Yeahhhhh 845

    Submitted by EssEmJay on May 28, 11 at 3:45pm
  • That happened to me once while sleeping. I guess he had great aim.

    Submitted by cali1909 on May 24, 11 at 11:33pm
  • BadMitch has never had semen anywhere near his eyes,

    Submitted by badmitch on May 25, 11 at 3:00pm