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  • Submitted by Vulpus on May 24, 11 at 3:44pm

    Point it AWAY next time you play with yourself

  • Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 24, 11 at 5:30pm


  • Submitted by jasboo on May 24, 11 at 3:52pm

    next time he says "Swallow or it's going in your eye"...listen to him!

  • Submitted by tg03 on May 24, 11 at 3:31pm


  • Submitted by buddhaman99 on May 24, 11 at 10:22pm

    Georgie Peorgie, pudding and pie... jerked off in his girlfriends eye.... and when that eye was drying shut.... Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut! Dohhhhh!!!!

  • Submitted by Pavi on May 24, 11 at 3:31pm

    it goes in the mouth, not the eye.

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    Submitted by ImKeithStone on May 25, 11 at 8:20am

    BOOM! Goes the dynamite!

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    Submitted by greensiren on May 24, 11 at 3:44pm

    That's called being smized, my friend...\n

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    Submitted by Downtownsbrown on May 24, 11 at 9:51pm

    EmtPirate feels smart here.

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    Submitted by Jonny_Red on May 24, 11 at 10:07pm

    hahah nice lol way to take one for the team

  • Submitted by Phys on May 24, 11 at 5:01pm

    You won’t go blind, God will just kill a’s a good thing I hate cats

  • Submitted by EMTPirate on May 24, 11 at 3:54pm

    Chemical conjunctivitis

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    Submitted by Michguy on May 25, 11 at 7:53am

    Guess you missed the OSHA training.

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    Submitted by OhhhLori on May 24, 11 at 6:55pm

    Shit happens- at least it didn't go up your nose haha

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    Submitted by Angel729 on Jun 1, 11 at 4:28am

    Been there....sooo not fun...but this semen bounced off the wall 5 feet above my head and miraculously then hit my eye...

  • Submitted by porksword on May 24, 11 at 4:53pm

    Next time, ask for the Bin Laden. He shoots on your face and chest, then he throws you in the ocean.

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    Submitted by BayBayGirlLove1 on Jun 16, 11 at 2:57am

    Totally f happened to me! My eye was bright red all f night everyone thought I was on crack it's burns!

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    Submitted by EssEmJay on May 28, 11 at 3:45pm

    Yeahhhhh 845

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    Submitted by badmitch on May 25, 11 at 3:00pm

    BadMitch has never had semen anywhere near his eyes,

  • Submitted by cali1909 on May 24, 11 at 11:33pm

    That happened to me once while sleeping. I guess he had great aim.