I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
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I've never ejaculated prematurely, it's always felt like the perfect time!
Have I told you lately that I love you pork? Lol
"like a track star, just trying to beat my best time"
And now for the dismount!
Sounds like that punch is coming quickly.
Aw no that'll make him all nervous and then he'll be thinking about it and it's more likely to happen
Well, now he won't be able to rise to the occasion anyway: so you don't have to worry about it anymore.
Ay imma dude nd that shit is funny as hell
Reverse Donkey Punch!
Yeah. Because if a guy said "if you squirt on me I'll choke you out" that wouldn't sound like paycopath material at all would it.
You got to start picking out a higher grade of dudes to bring home.
Even a great guy can have performance issues.