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  • I've never ejaculated prematurely, it's always felt like the perfect time!

    Submitted by porksword on Jan 24, 12 at 1:34pm
  • Aw no that'll make him all nervous and then he'll be thinking about it and it's more likely to happen

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Jan 24, 12 at 2:11pm
  • Sounds like that punch is coming quickly.

    Submitted by mundane on Jan 24, 12 at 1:28pm
  • Well, now he won't be able to rise to the occasion anyway: so you don't have to worry about it anymore.

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Jan 24, 12 at 4:32pm
  • Ay imma dude nd that shit is funny as hell

    Submitted by BrandonYaBoi on Jan 24, 12 at 1:25pm
  • Reverse Donkey Punch!

    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 25, 12 at 3:08am
  • Yeah. Because if a guy said "if you squirt on me I'll choke you out" that wouldn't sound like paycopath material at all would it.

    Submitted by ssabmud on Jan 25, 12 at 6:14pm
  • You got to start picking out a higher grade of dudes to bring home.

    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Jan 24, 12 at 1:56pm