im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
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You are beyond pathetic
I honestly had no idea it was possible to be that lazy and I'm pretty fuckin lazy
That's actually pretty gross.
So you're too lazy to stop puking into your mouth but texting is ok in this situation?
I think Id rather watch Tom Hanks Jack off on Wilson's ball face than read this bs
How many times can people on TFLN say "This is what my life has come to." ?
Fucking horrible for your esophagus, stomach acid is corrosive. Good luck swallowing for the next few days.
@creepojohnson haha I'm watching cast away on fx right now too.
Thats not that bad. I found out the schools most gross girl gave out a blowjob to someone, and scraped his dick with her beaces
Gross. No matter how drunk I am or how lazy I am I'd never do that
disgusting. absolutely disgusting. do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
our future is bleak, friends. people like this will one day be running our country.
hopefully not this idiot
This actually made me throw up in my mouth..
Jesus Christ, Denver. I really hope I don't know this person....
you are going to aspirate on your own vomit if you are not careful!
Depends what you ate before hand. Peppermint patties? I'll eat those again.
Let's hope you choke.
isn't that how Hendrix went?
ew. just ew.
so instead of your vomit you're putting your life in the shitter...