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  • Submitted by astonmartin on May 9, 11 at 11:50am

    Job. Blow Job.

  • Submitted by thatgirlsarah on May 9, 11 at 12:39pm

    This sounds like a good time to me! I'm sure my husband would agree too.

  • Submitted by Joey_V on May 9, 11 at 7:38pm

    "they" were misinformed. Marriage doesn't suck. Your wife does

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    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on May 9, 11 at 9:05pm

    Hope you reciprocated while she watched The Real Housewives of Orange County or a Lifetime movie.

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    Submitted by sayntdavid on May 9, 11 at 1:51pm

    Give it a few more years.

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    Submitted by parsons41286 on May 9, 11 at 2:00pm

    Well, they WERE correct

  • Submitted by DrunKnDisORderLY on May 9, 11 at 12:14pm

    $100 says he's not talking about his wife

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    Submitted by thatgirlsarah on May 10, 11 at 5:49pm

    3-10, you are correct. James Bond is not a movie, he is a fictional character featured in a series of novels and movies. I happen to love the movies but I guess some people out there don't agree!

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    Submitted by sergieaux on May 9, 11 at 12:08pm

    it does suck. suck dick.

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    Submitted by eteete on May 9, 11 at 10:49pm

    James Bond is an awful movie. Ergo, marriage still sucks.

  • Submitted by Wimminz on May 9, 11 at 12:02pm

    i used to get head all the time while playing pokemon.

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      Submitted by mccheesy on May 9, 11 at 2:23pm

      aaah, kids these days...

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    Submitted by 3_10toBooshtown on May 10, 11 at 12:42pm

    does know one else care that james bond is not a movie?

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    Submitted by Spartan_Prick on May 10, 11 at 6:09pm

    BEST. MOM. EVER.

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    Submitted by WideVocabulary on May 27, 11 at 1:03pm

    Your wife knows marriage sucks. She's just smart and trying to take your mind off of ii by brain washing you. Haha get it?(: lmao xD

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    Submitted by nessoaf on May 11, 11 at 12:40am

    Lucky bastard!

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    Submitted by IDCCR7 on Jun 5, 11 at 8:26pm

    "Job. Blow Job". Genius

  • Submitted by MITDown on May 9, 11 at 1:00pm

    Fake-

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      Submitted by dyzzie on May 9, 11 at 7:48pm

      sorry you're not getting any. don't worry, some day your prince will come.

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        Submitted by skeezer on May 11, 11 at 11:48am

        yes he will. Then you'll be pregnant....

  • Submitted by ck24 on May 9, 11 at 3:11pm

    Her name was Whore... Massive Whore

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      Submitted by astonmartin on May 10, 11 at 2:03pm

      How does a wife giving her husband oral make her a whore?