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  • 226 40
    Submitted by astonmartin on May 9, 11 at 11:50am
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    Job. Blow Job.

  • 95 44
    Submitted by thatgirlsarah on May 9, 11 at 12:39pm
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    This sounds like a good time to me! I'm sure my husband would agree too.

  • 96 53
    Submitted by Joey_V on May 9, 11 at 7:38pm
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    "they" were misinformed. Marriage doesn't suck. Your wife does

  • 75 51
    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on May 9, 11 at 9:05pm
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    Hope you reciprocated while she watched The Real Housewives of Orange County or a Lifetime movie.

  • 58 53
    Submitted by sayntdavid on May 9, 11 at 1:51pm
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    Give it a few more years.

  • 51 48
    Submitted by parsons41286 on May 9, 11 at 2:00pm
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    Well, they WERE correct

  • 75 103
    Submitted by DrunKnDisORderLY on May 9, 11 at 12:14pm
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    $100 says he's not talking about his wife

  • 36 40
    Submitted by thatgirlsarah on May 10, 11 at 5:49pm
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    3-10, you are correct. James Bond is not a movie, he is a fictional character featured in a series of novels and movies. I happen to love the movies but I guess some people out there don't agree!

  • 45 58
    Submitted by sergieaux on May 9, 11 at 12:08pm
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    it does suck. suck dick.

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Spartan_Prick on May 10, 11 at 6:09pm
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    BEST. MOM. EVER.

  • 35 47
    Submitted by 3_10toBooshtown on May 10, 11 at 12:42pm
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    does know one else care that james bond is not a movie?

  • 56 89
    Submitted by Wimminz on May 9, 11 at 12:02pm
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    i used to get head all the time while playing pokemon.

    • 31 45
      Submitted by mccheesy on May 9, 11 at 2:23pm
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      aaah, kids these days...

  • 25 30
    Submitted by WideVocabulary on May 27, 11 at 1:03pm
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    Your wife knows marriage sucks. She's just smart and trying to take your mind off of ii by brain washing you. Haha get it?(: lmao xD

  • 33 50
    Submitted by nessoaf on May 11, 11 at 12:40am
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    Lucky bastard!

  • 39 66
    Submitted by eteete on May 9, 11 at 10:49pm
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    James Bond is an awful movie. Ergo, marriage still sucks.

  • 23 39
    Submitted by IDCCR7 on Jun 5, 11 at 8:26pm
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    "Job. Blow Job". Genius

  • 38 91
    Submitted by MITDown on May 9, 11 at 1:00pm
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    Fake-

    • 38 53
      Submitted by gingerrmo on May 9, 11 at 7:48pm
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      sorry you're not getting any. don't worry, some day your prince will come.

      • 28 53
        Submitted by skeezer on May 11, 11 at 11:48am
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        yes he will. Then you'll be pregnant....

  • 35 106
    Submitted by ck24 on May 9, 11 at 3:11pm
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    Her name was Whore... Massive Whore

    • 35 40
      Submitted by astonmartin on May 10, 11 at 2:03pm
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      How does a wife giving her husband oral make her a whore?