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  • 42 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:09am

    I was thinking bc u have to take them out of your mouth after u masterbate... And ur hands would be all cummy lol

  • 49 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:17am

    11:09 its sad to whack off? Haha You're sad dude. Im sure you have a lay every night right? Hahahaha

  • 44 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:13am

    Yeah this is bizarre to me - as long as you're not masturbating into your mouth (ew) then I can't see how you'd have an issue, lol.

  • 40 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:48am

    It's "myriad activities" not "myriad of activities".

  • 44 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:34am

    crest white strips use bleach which is why it says dont swallow ur saliva, and that guy prob used that spit for lube

  • 44 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:09pm

    Ya 11:09 They probably had to take them off there teeth at the time or right after they came...what a shame...plus it is sad enough he was in that sitch get a girl...this is sad just sad.

  • 42 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:14am

    Seen a huge bottle of lube at walgreens once for less than $10. Go buy it. Maybe he was spitting on his dick for lube like bitches do in the porn movies

  • 43 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:43am

    Only time a guy's own spit should be on his dick is before plundering a brown eye, pornstar style.

  • 42 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:54pm

    12:28. Shut the fuck up. Thanks.

  • 38 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:17pm

    11:38 it is 'learn HOW to read' k, thanks.

  • 35 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 10 at 12:53pm

    Aperntally cum actually whitens teeth. My GF has been doing it for the past week. That or she's just really horny

  • 35 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:01am

    all i can think of is how they say that cum makes your teeth white, which is kind of related

  • 34 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:53am

    Who the fuck spits on their own dick?

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:13am

    whos "they?" 2:01...ive never heard anybody say that...pretty sure that s a lame ass excuse that your boyfriend uses to get you to give head..and clearly your very easily persuaded

  • 36 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:49am

    1:51, yeah, total rip off. That was my very first thought. However, I care about 1:48's grammatical correction. Bad grammar is very annoying.

  • 34 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:15pm

    I gotta know how that went bad now.

  • 34 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:25pm

    hey 11:09 just fucking wash your hand first you retard

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:26am

    maybe they were just testing the theory that was posted up from the other day, to provide an answer??

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:51am

    Who gives a shit 1:48. Anyone else think the sender was inspired by a text posted the other day about giving head with whitestrips??

  • 33 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:45am

    bellevue washington, ever so classy

  • 30 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:49pm

    probably a marketing campaign for crest

  • 36 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:28pm

    11:38 is correct, actually. The definition of learn is "to acquire knowledge of or skill in by study, instruction, or experience", therefore, saying "how" is not necessary. In other words, "acquire knowledge in the area of reading" versus "how to acquire knowledge...". I could link a grammatical reference guide for you, but it's obvious that most of the people on this site, yourself included, wouldn't be interested.

  • 32 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:29am

    ^ I agreee 11:09. that was my first thought.

  • 31 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:36am

    1:48, "myriad" can be used as a noun or an adjective, so either is correct. in other news, this is why dudes shouldn't multi-task. unless it's a lady, in which case the spit makes a little more sense, perhaps? discuss.

  • 33 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:51am

    I was thinking the spit for lube or just having the stuff on your fingers and then going to masturbate... I mean that stuff sometimes made my gums burn - I'd hate to see what it would do to some genitals.

  • 34 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:03am

    This is fantastic to read high. :P

  • 30 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:38pm

    akdjfffffffffffffasjdkhk effmee (:

  • 33 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:32am

    Dude I have to know what happened.

  • 31 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:27pm

    Grammar police...Shut the fuck up!

  • 32 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:57pm

    3:54. Shut the fuck up. Thanks.

  • 25 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:01am

    yeah really...i knwo we're in a recession but i cant see the cost of LUBE going up that much!

  • 32 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:39pm

    Mmmm I love how anything on this site can turn into a raging grammatical debate. Very enjoyable.

  • 32 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:58pm

    uhhh i think this was a girl who wrote this text.. because i definitely use spit as a sort of lube every time.

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:20am

    totally ripped off from the text the other day. shame on you

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:46am

    Okay, i'm glad someone had some insight into that. I was in suspense.

  • 31 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:31am

    1:51, the previous text about whitestrips and giving head was a hypothetical question, the poster never actually did it, they were simply asking if it would work, you can't exactly call bs on a question now can you?

  • 30 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:09am

    Agreed 1:51. And yes, 10:49, grammar can be annoying but I think rereading a text about the same thing twice on this site is also, if not more, annoying. Unless the texter was trying it because she read about it, it's not funny.

  • 28 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:09am

    They dont USE bleach, they just have a bleaching effect. Do you not stand near microwaves because they are radioactive? Where do you get your misinformation, the national enquirer? The strips work by bond breaking oxidation, probably h2o2 based. Would just give you the shits if you swallowed too much of it.

  • 29 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:55pm

    Good grammar is sexy!

  • 28 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:54am

    Giving head with whitestrips has to be fake, i can see this bein true

  • 29 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:44pm

    this shit is fucking hilarious

  • 29 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:31pm

    Hahahahahaa. Nasty. I could guess how that would go wrong.

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:09am

    So... what's the reason?

  • 23 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:03pm

    I don't know if I've ever been so curious about another dude masturbating before in my life.....but I REALLY want to know about this experience.

  • 32 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:56am

    yeah man i agree with 1:51 total rip off

  • 24 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:38am

    11:31: 1:51 isn't calling bs on a question...they are calling bs on THIS post because it is based off of another post, where they took the idea from. 1:51 is saying this probably didn't happen, and this person probably just stole that idea and said they did this because they thought it was funny. LEARN TO READ.

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:07am

    Dude. Why are a mouth product and masturbation used in the same sentence? That's just absurd.

  • 28 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:47pm

    yes cause proper grammar makes things so much funnier