There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
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probably a marketing campaign for crest
Aperntally cum actually whitens teeth. My GF has been doing it for the past week. That or she's just really horny
whos "they?" 2:01...ive never heard anybody say that...pretty sure that s a lame ass excuse that your boyfriend uses to get you to give head..and clearly your very easily persuaded
11:09 its sad to whack off? Haha You're sad dude. Im sure you have a lay every night right? Hahahaha
Only time a guy's own spit should be on his dick is before plundering a brown eye, pornstar style.
Grammar police...Shut the fuck up!
Who the fuck spits on their own dick?
I was thinking bc u have to take them out of your mouth after u masterbate... And ur hands would be all cummy lol
11:38 is correct, actually. The definition of learn is "to acquire knowledge of or skill in by study, instruction, or experience", therefore, saying "how" is not necessary. In other words, "acquire knowledge in the area of reading" versus "how to acquire knowledge...". I could link a grammatical reference guide for you, but it's obvious that most of the people on this site, yourself included, wouldn't be interested.
Seen a huge bottle of lube at walgreens once for less than $10. Go buy it. Maybe he was spitting on his dick for lube like bitches do in the porn movies
12:28. Shut the fuck up. Thanks.
11:38 it is 'learn HOW to read' k, thanks.
This is fantastic to read high. :P
I gotta know how that went bad now.
maybe they were just testing the theory that was posted up from the other day, to provide an answer??
So... what's the reason?
I don't know if I've ever been so curious about another dude masturbating before in my life.....but I REALLY want to know about this experience.
Mmmm I love how anything on this site can turn into a raging grammatical debate. Very enjoyable.
It's "myriad activities" not "myriad of activities".
Yeah this is bizarre to me - as long as you're not masturbating into your mouth (ew) then I can't see how you'd have an issue, lol.
bellevue washington, ever so classy
1:51, yeah, total rip off. That was my very first thought. However, I care about 1:48's grammatical correction. Bad grammar is very annoying.
crest white strips use bleach which is why it says dont swallow ur saliva, and that guy prob used that spit for lube
Dude I have to know what happened.
3:54. Shut the fuck up. Thanks.
all i can think of is how they say that cum makes your teeth white, which is kind of related
Who gives a shit 1:48.
Anyone else think the sender was inspired by a text posted the other day about giving head with whitestrips??
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yeah really...i knwo we're in a recession but i cant see the cost of LUBE going up that much!
They dont USE bleach, they just have a bleaching effect. Do you not stand near microwaves because they are radioactive? Where do you get your misinformation, the national enquirer?
The strips work by bond breaking oxidation, probably h2o2 based. Would just give you the shits if you swallowed too much of it.
Agreed 1:51. And yes, 10:49, grammar can be annoying but I think rereading a text about the same thing twice on this site is also, if not more, annoying. Unless the texter was trying it because she read about it, it's not funny.
Giving head with whitestrips has to be fake, i can see this bein true
They probably had to take them off there teeth at the time or right after they came...what a shame...plus it is sad enough he was in that sitch get a girl...this is sad just sad.
I was thinking the spit for lube or just having the stuff on your fingers and then going to masturbate... I mean that stuff sometimes made my gums burn - I'd hate to see what it would do to some genitals.
this shit is fucking hilarious
1:48, "myriad" can be used as a noun or an adjective, so either is correct.
in other news, this is why dudes shouldn't multi-task. unless it's a lady, in which case the spit makes a little more sense, perhaps? discuss.
hey 11:09 just fucking wash your hand first you retard
Good grammar is sexy!
totally ripped off from the text the other day. shame on you
Hahahahahaa. Nasty. I could guess how that would go wrong.
Okay, i'm glad someone had some insight into that. I was in suspense.
Dude. Why are a mouth product and masturbation used in the same sentence? That's just absurd.
11:31: 1:51 isn't calling bs on a question...they are calling bs on THIS post because it is based off of another post, where they took the idea from. 1:51 is saying this probably didn't happen, and this person probably just stole that idea and said they did this because they thought it was funny. LEARN TO READ.
^ I agreee 11:09.
that was my first thought.
yeah man i agree with 1:51 total rip off
yes cause proper grammar makes things so much funnier
1:51, the previous text about whitestrips and giving head was a hypothetical question, the poster never actually did it, they were simply asking if it would work, you can't exactly call bs on a question now can you?
uhhh i think this was a girl who wrote this text.. because i definitely use spit as a sort of lube every time.