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  • hopefully IM fucking some underage skank during my midlife crisis.

    Submitted by rooster92 on Jan 20, 11 at 6:57pm
  • Daddy got game

    Submitted by said8ED on Jan 20, 11 at 4:11pm
  • Hopefully if you ever get married to an attractive man (unlikely) he'll fuck some underage skank during HIS midlife crisis.

    Submitted by mimo14 on Jan 20, 11 at 4:27pm
    • Really? What the hell is wrong with you? Who the hell says that the father is married? I mean, REALLY? Even if he is, it would be the FATHER'S fault for cheating on his wife. The girl wouldn't be cheating at all. She's not a whore. Stop throwing that fucking word around like an idiot.

      Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 20, 11 at 11:55pm
      • Oh, and by the way, before you say it, an affair doesn't imply marriage. That word is often used to refer to any sexual partnership of sorts.

        Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 20, 11 at 11:56pm
      • If she's single, she's not cheating in her own right, but if he's married and she knows it, she's a willing participant in a conspiracy to do bad, and she can't logically attribute her complicity solely to his freedom of choice. If you feel otherwise, you have a lucrative career ahead of you working for the cigarette industry.

        Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 21, 11 at 12:33am
        • As for the question of whether an affair implies marriage, I agree with you and SaidED. Neither thefreedictionary.com or merriam-webster.com mention marriage in the sexual definition of "affair," except to qualify that the two people aren't married to each other. Usage stats, on the other hand, tell a different story. Google "have an affair"; you'll find very little such innocence. Anyway, this thread is getting way too serious for my tastes. Who the fuck cites sources

          Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 21, 11 at 12:54am
          • Fucking Canadian interface. That last sentence should have read: Who the fuck cites sources on TFLN?

            Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 21, 11 at 12:56am
        • I do believe otherwise, and I have nothing to do with cigs. I don't quite get the connection, I have to admit. I'm actually a journalist. Anyway, even if she knows he is married, I don' thinks he should be faulted for the situation unless she's the one who pushed it. She's not the one cheating on anyone. Simple. His lack of morals is not her problem. Same goes if the sexes were reversed.

          Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 21, 11 at 11:38am
          • The cig analogy applies to any voluntary, harmful, shared-culpability relationship in which one party refuses to accept responsibility for resulting harm, blithely citing the other's free choice as the sole cause. Comparative fault, while a matter of degree (and I agree that the spouse is at greater fault), is still shared. Gender has nothing to do with it; the issue is that both parties can see potential harm, and either can prevent it.

            Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 21, 11 at 1:50pm
            • jj, if you're not a lawyer, you damned well should be.

              Submitted by said8ED on Jan 21, 11 at 2:00pm
            • Guilty, dude. I'm a trial attorney in private practice and part-time volunteer counsel to the ACLU.

              Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 21, 11 at 2:18pm
  • You're not that girl; you're the other girl.

    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 20, 11 at 5:55pm
  • Hey, it's not her fault he's a DILF

    Submitted by kibbz on Jan 20, 11 at 11:12pm
  • my friends say this sort of thing about my dad all the time. he's single. and while it's gross to hear, it makes my dad feel better so.... who knows the context here, huh?

    Submitted by cmcowher on Jan 20, 11 at 11:25pm
    • Gotta love the pick me up from your daughters underage skanky friend don't worry dad I'll find you a filthy slut

      Submitted by redsox985 on Jan 20, 11 at 11:51pm
  • Okay, it's only fair because of what your father & I have done.

    Submitted by aliGATORnom on Jan 21, 11 at 1:56am
  • And what daughter wants to hear that about obviously married dad? I want to see the reply.

    Submitted by wwiiace on Jan 20, 11 at 7:17pm
  • And what daughter wants to hear that about obviously married dad? I want to see the reply.

    Submitted by wwiiace on Jan 20, 11 at 7:17pm
  • Nobody needs an affair.

    Submitted by Figuratively on Jan 20, 11 at 8:20pm
    • "Affair" does not always imply that a person is married and may have been used somewhat errantly in this instance

      Submitted by said8ED on Jan 20, 11 at 10:32pm
  • I'm with mimo

    Submitted by colan08 on Jan 20, 11 at 4:56pm
  • Where does it say that Dad is married? Maybe someone feels bad that the grips father is alone....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 11 at 9:54pm
  • Guys trust me, banging a girl your daughters age is sweet revenge. Make the ex-wife feel really replaced. Better knock the young girl up and your teenage daughter has an infant aunt or uncle. Makes for good conversation.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 21, 11 at 8:16am
  • What a terrible, heartless thing to say.

    Submitted by Topanga053 on Jan 20, 11 at 9:20pm
    • No one said anything heartless in that text. For one, the dad might not be married. Two, the girl could be joking. Three, even if the dad is married and the girl isn't joking, it's STILL not her fault. Unless she intentionally does some homewrecking (aka pushing herself on the dad repetitively), the blame lays ENTIRELY with the dad. Isn't it funny that the girl is always blamed? If the text was from a male about a mother, everyone would blame the mother!

      Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 20, 11 at 11:59pm
      • monica ur just tryna justify urself being a whore u little cunt

        Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Jan 21, 11 at 10:49am
        • Nice attempt at a comeback, idiot. You have no idea about my sex life and can't even make that judgment. Not that sex life makes someone a whore, anyway. I think you want the word 'slut'--whores don't just have sex for fun.

          Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 21, 11 at 11:40am
        • Always nice to hear from educated readers, Mayo.

          Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 21, 11 at 1:53pm
  • Are you hot? If so, go for it, girl! Be sure to call him daddy as he is fucking you. It will make him cum faster.

    Submitted by niceman on Jan 21, 11 at 10:15am
  • Go dad!

    Submitted by Michguy on Jan 21, 11 at 8:02am
  • Can we get your STD total, rooster?

    Submitted by mimo14 on Jan 20, 11 at 7:40pm