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  • Submitted by rooster92 on Jan 20, 11 at 6:57pm

    hopefully IM fucking some underage skank during my midlife crisis.

  • Submitted by said8ED on Jan 20, 11 at 4:11pm

    Daddy got game

  • Submitted by kibbz on Jan 20, 11 at 11:12pm

    Hey, it's not her fault he's a DILF

  • Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 20, 11 at 5:55pm

    You're not that girl; you're the other girl.

  • Submitted by mimo14 on Jan 20, 11 at 4:27pm

    Hopefully if you ever get married to an attractive man (unlikely) he'll fuck some underage skank during HIS midlife crisis.

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      Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 20, 11 at 11:55pm

      Really? What the hell is wrong with you? Who the hell says that the father is married? I mean, REALLY? Even if he is, it would be the FATHER'S fault for cheating on his wife. The girl wouldn't be cheating at all. She's not a whore. Stop throwing that fucking word around like an idiot.

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        Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 20, 11 at 11:56pm

        Oh, and by the way, before you say it, an affair doesn't imply marriage. That word is often used to refer to any sexual partnership of sorts.

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        Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 21, 11 at 12:33am

        If she's single, she's not cheating in her own right, but if he's married and she knows it, she's a willing participant in a conspiracy to do bad, and she can't logically attribute her complicity solely to his freedom of choice. If you feel otherwise, you have a lucrative career ahead of you working for the cigarette industry.

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          Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 21, 11 at 12:54am

          As for the question of whether an affair implies marriage, I agree with you and SaidED. Neither thefreedictionary.com or merriam-webster.com mention marriage in the sexual definition of "affair," except to qualify that the two people aren't married to each other. Usage stats, on the other hand, tell a different story. Google "have an affair"; you'll find very little such innocence. Anyway, this thread is getting way too serious for my tastes. Who the fuck cites sources

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            Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 21, 11 at 12:56am

            Fucking Canadian interface. That last sentence should have read: Who the fuck cites sources on TFLN?

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          Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 21, 11 at 11:38am

          I do believe otherwise, and I have nothing to do with cigs. I don't quite get the connection, I have to admit. I'm actually a journalist. Anyway, even if she knows he is married, I don' thinks he should be faulted for the situation unless she's the one who pushed it. She's not the one cheating on anyone. Simple. His lack of morals is not her problem. Same goes if the sexes were reversed.

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            Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 21, 11 at 1:50pm

            The cig analogy applies to any voluntary, harmful, shared-culpability relationship in which one party refuses to accept responsibility for resulting harm, blithely citing the other's free choice as the sole cause. Comparative fault, while a matter of degree (and I agree that the spouse is at greater fault), is still shared. Gender has nothing to do with it; the issue is that both parties can see potential harm, and either can prevent it.

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              Submitted by said8ED on Jan 21, 11 at 2:00pm

              jj, if you're not a lawyer, you damned well should be.

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              Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 21, 11 at 2:18pm

              Guilty, dude. I'm a trial attorney in private practice and part-time volunteer counsel to the ACLU.

  • Submitted by aliGATORnom on Jan 21, 11 at 1:56am

    Okay, it's only fair because of what your father & I have done.

  • Submitted by cmcowher on Jan 20, 11 at 11:25pm

    my friends say this sort of thing about my dad all the time. he's single. and while it's gross to hear, it makes my dad feel better so.... who knows the context here, huh?

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      Submitted by redsox985 on Jan 20, 11 at 11:51pm

      Gotta love the pick me up from your daughters underage skanky friend don't worry dad I'll find you a filthy slut

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    Submitted by wwiiace on Jan 20, 11 at 7:17pm

    And what daughter wants to hear that about obviously married dad? I want to see the reply.

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    Submitted by wwiiace on Jan 20, 11 at 7:17pm

    And what daughter wants to hear that about obviously married dad? I want to see the reply.

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    Submitted by Figuratively on Jan 20, 11 at 8:20pm

    Nobody needs an affair.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Jan 20, 11 at 10:32pm

      "Affair" does not always imply that a person is married and may have been used somewhat errantly in this instance

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    Submitted by colan08 on Jan 20, 11 at 4:56pm

    I'm with mimo

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 11 at 9:54pm

    Where does it say that Dad is married? Maybe someone feels bad that the grips father is alone....

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 21, 11 at 8:16am

    Guys trust me, banging a girl your daughters age is sweet revenge. Make the ex-wife feel really replaced. Better knock the young girl up and your teenage daughter has an infant aunt or uncle. Makes for good conversation.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jan 21, 11 at 8:02am

    Go dad!

  • Submitted by Topanga053 on Jan 20, 11 at 9:20pm

    What a terrible, heartless thing to say.

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      Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 20, 11 at 11:59pm

      No one said anything heartless in that text. For one, the dad might not be married. Two, the girl could be joking. Three, even if the dad is married and the girl isn't joking, it's STILL not her fault. Unless she intentionally does some homewrecking (aka pushing herself on the dad repetitively), the blame lays ENTIRELY with the dad. Isn't it funny that the girl is always blamed? If the text was from a male about a mother, everyone would blame the mother!

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        Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Jan 21, 11 at 10:49am

        monica ur just tryna justify urself being a whore u little cunt

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          Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 21, 11 at 11:40am

          Nice attempt at a comeback, idiot. You have no idea about my sex life and can't even make that judgment. Not that sex life makes someone a whore, anyway. I think you want the word 'slut'--whores don't just have sex for fun.

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          Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 21, 11 at 1:53pm

          Always nice to hear from educated readers, Mayo.

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    Submitted by niceman on Jan 21, 11 at 10:15am

    Are you hot? If so, go for it, girl! Be sure to call him daddy as he is fucking you. It will make him cum faster.

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    Submitted by mimo14 on Jan 20, 11 at 7:40pm

    Can we get your STD total, rooster?