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  • Submitted by First on Jun 22, 10 at 2:59pm

    "After I gave her the shocker and left she always came back, rapping at my chamber door. I told her never more, I would not again shock that whore. But she continued rapping on my chamber door, and before i knew it, she was on my floor....begging...MORE...MORE!!!!" -Edgar Allan Poe

  • Submitted by lilkobi on Jun 22, 10 at 2:48pm

    I bet you were sh... surprised.

  • Submitted by trke0302 on Jun 22, 10 at 4:35pm

    Giving a girl the shocker is like having a mullet- business up front, party in the back

  • Submitted by bill86bill on Jun 22, 10 at 4:38pm

    Look. There's two kind of girls in this world the first loves but sex the second doesn't know she loves it yet.

  • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jun 22, 10 at 3:05pm

    Two in the Pink, One in the Stink... what a Shocker...

  • Submitted by bizzrant on Jun 23, 10 at 12:40am

    Why shock her??? When you can Spock her.

  • Submitted by angelbaby7223 on Jun 22, 10 at 7:59pm

    Of course people really do that. That's how people know what it is... Duh! Someone did it, spread the word, more people did it. Duh. Hell it's fun. Don't knock it til ya try it.

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    Submitted by RolledUp on Jun 23, 10 at 2:59am

    Y'all really should try out the Pistol Grip. 2 in the pink: Thumb in the pink.

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    Submitted by IAmNaziMan on Jun 22, 10 at 7:56pm

    Only in eastern Washington would someone say that

  • Submitted by blahblahxblah on Jun 22, 10 at 3:52pm

    @first lollll, I love Edgar Allen Poe. (:

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    Submitted by sergioschica on Jun 23, 10 at 12:34am

    Shocker's fuckin amazing.

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    Submitted by margottenenbaum on Jun 22, 10 at 3:46pm

    rock'er with the shocker

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    Submitted by vannahlynn on Jun 23, 10 at 11:55pm

    Personally it's the bombbb!

  • 83 76
    Submitted by Lavender69 on Jun 22, 10 at 11:36pm

    It means two fingers in the vagina and also one in the butthole.

  • 74 69
    Submitted by Dollhousee on Jun 26, 10 at 8:52pm

    It ain't called the Spokane Shock for nothing.

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    Submitted by whatever0456 on Jun 22, 10 at 8:31pm

    @julia soccer i agree with alias, and learn to spell... im not a grammar nazi, but come on you should know basic language

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    Submitted by r9310 on Jun 23, 10 at 12:47am

    1 in the pink two in the stink ;D

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    Submitted by bee222 on Jun 24, 10 at 2:20am

    Sounds fun!

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    Submitted by boolou on Jun 24, 10 at 2:37am

    Lol @ lilkobi

  • Submitted by coughsalot on Jun 22, 10 at 7:22pm

    Kaiser WTF do u mean what is a shocker! Two in te pink one in the stink, you fuckin cock lover.

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    Submitted by stanthelamp on Jun 22, 10 at 11:09pm

    Julia shocker needs to stfu

  • Submitted by Julia_SOCCER on Jun 22, 10 at 7:37pm

    @Alias25 fuck you!! You say your to young for the site but I believe if your going to say that your to young for the site!

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      Submitted by alias10 on Jun 24, 10 at 8:20am

      Are you talking to me? I'm alias10 and I'm the one who said the commenter is to young for this site.\n\nAlso, learn to spell you hick.

  • Submitted by Kaiser on Jun 22, 10 at 4:11pm

    I feel a little stupid for asking but what is a shocker?

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      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jun 22, 10 at 10:59pm

      that’s what the rest of internet is for, not just porn. hell, porn should even educate you as far as the shocker.. haha think about it.

  • Submitted by Julia_SOCCER on Jun 22, 10 at 7:39pm

    @alias25 and when you say something like that you make yourself sound like an ass. the person asked a simple question and you answer with some sassy comment that wasn't needed!

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      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jun 22, 10 at 11:00pm

      sassy? it was totally needed, it added to the ridiculousness of the question.

  • Submitted by q8pvqqjt2f on Jun 23, 10 at 12:42am

    2:59-......BEAST!!!

  • Submitted by 110340 on Jun 22, 10 at 2:54pm

    what the fuck does that even mean?

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      Submitted by alias10 on Jun 22, 10 at 2:59pm

      It means you're too young for this site.

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      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jun 22, 10 at 3:06pm

      it means you have to harness the power of google or urbandictionary before asking revealing questions...