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  • "After I gave her the shocker and left she always came back, rapping at my chamber door. I told her never more, I would not again shock that whore. But she continued rapping on my chamber door, and before i knew it, she was on my floor....begging...MORE...MORE!!!!" -Edgar Allan Poe

    Submitted by First on Jun 22, 10 at 2:59pm
  • I bet you were sh... surprised.

    Submitted by lilkobi on Jun 22, 10 at 2:48pm
  • Giving a girl the shocker is like having a mullet- business up front, party in the back

    Submitted by trke0302 on Jun 22, 10 at 4:35pm
  • Look. There's two kind of girls in this world the first loves but sex the second doesn't know she loves it yet.

    Submitted by bill86bill on Jun 22, 10 at 4:38pm
  • Two in the Pink, One in the Stink... what a Shocker...

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jun 22, 10 at 3:05pm
  • Why shock her??? When you can Spock her.

    Submitted by bizzrant on Jun 23, 10 at 12:40am
  • Of course people really do that. That's how people know what it is... Duh! Someone did it, spread the word, more people did it. Duh. Hell it's fun. Don't knock it til ya try it.

    Submitted by angelbaby7223 on Jun 22, 10 at 7:59pm
  • It means two fingers in the vagina and also one in the butthole.

    Submitted by Lavender69 on Jun 22, 10 at 11:36pm
  • @first lollll, I love Edgar Allen Poe. (:

    Submitted by blahblahxblah on Jun 22, 10 at 3:52pm
  • Personally it's the bombbb!

    Submitted by vannahlynn on Jun 23, 10 at 11:55pm
  • It ain't called the Spokane Shock for nothing.

    Submitted by Dollhousee on Jun 26, 10 at 8:52pm
  • 1 in the pink two in the stink ;D

    Submitted by r9310 on Jun 23, 10 at 12:47am
  • @julia soccer i agree with alias, and learn to spell... im not a grammar nazi, but come on you should know basic language

    Submitted by whatever0456 on Jun 22, 10 at 8:31pm
  • Shocker's fuckin amazing.

    Submitted by sergioschica on Jun 23, 10 at 12:34am
  • Y'all really should try out the Pistol Grip. 2 in the pink: Thumb in the pink.

    Submitted by RolledUp on Jun 23, 10 at 2:59am
  • rock'er with the shocker

    Submitted by margottenenbaum on Jun 22, 10 at 3:46pm
  • Only in eastern Washington would someone say that

    Submitted by IAmNaziMan on Jun 22, 10 at 7:56pm
  • Julia shocker needs to stfu

    Submitted by stanthelamp on Jun 22, 10 at 11:09pm
  • Sounds fun!

    Submitted by bee222 on Jun 24, 10 at 2:20am
  • Lol @ lilkobi

    Submitted by boolou on Jun 24, 10 at 2:37am
  • @Alias25 fuck you!! You say your to young for the site but I believe if your going to say that your to young for the site!

    Submitted by Julia_SOCCER on Jun 22, 10 at 7:37pm
    • Are you talking to me? I'm alias10 and I'm the one who said the commenter is to young for this site.\n\nAlso, learn to spell you hick.

      Submitted by alias10 on Jun 24, 10 at 8:20am
  • Kaiser WTF do u mean what is a shocker! Two in te pink one in the stink, you fuckin cock lover.

    Submitted by coughsalot on Jun 22, 10 at 7:22pm
  • @alias25 and when you say something like that you make yourself sound like an ass. the person asked a simple question and you answer with some sassy comment that wasn't needed!

    Submitted by Julia_SOCCER on Jun 22, 10 at 7:39pm
    • sassy? it was totally needed, it added to the ridiculousness of the question.

      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jun 22, 10 at 11:00pm
  • 2:59-......BEAST!!!

    Submitted by q8pvqqjt2f on Jun 23, 10 at 12:42am
  • I feel a little stupid for asking but what is a shocker?

    Submitted by Kaiser on Jun 22, 10 at 4:11pm
    • that’s what the rest of internet is for, not just porn. hell, porn should even educate you as far as the shocker.. haha think about it.

      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jun 22, 10 at 10:59pm
  • what the fuck does that even mean?

    Submitted by 110340 on Jun 22, 10 at 2:54pm
    • It means you're too young for this site.

      Submitted by alias10 on Jun 22, 10 at 2:59pm
    • it means you have to harness the power of google or urbandictionary before asking revealing questions...

      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jun 22, 10 at 3:06pm