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    Submitted by UrAvgBostonDrunk on Aug 19, 11 at 3:14pm

    Sounds more like "grab your kids and get away from that alcoholic" approachable

  • 58 47
    Submitted by omegachi on Aug 19, 11 at 9:43pm

    Buy a cosmo and put it in front of the bar stool next to you with a post it note that reads, "Free girlie drink for 2min of conversation. Now featuring no roofies." I swear it has worked before.

  • 57 49
    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 19, 11 at 2:27pm

    Ditch the clothes and you're there.