This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
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oh seattle, i miss you
This sounds exactly like the texts I get from my cousin. The only reason I know it's not him is the area code. 0_o
May 3rd 7:43: I'm more disturbed than you know that your cousin tells you about his wood...
why does your cousin text u about morningwood?
206 YOU HAVE MY VOTE!!! LMAO!!!
This needs to be a T-shirt.
Hahahaha! One of the best.
lol. That is classic.
why does ur cousin text u about morningwood? haha
Leave it to seattle :)
hmm. I have received a similar text from an ex...perhaps it is part of his repertoire...