Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
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I could have done it in one...just say anything about unwrapping a great present
Just about any girl can get there in 1 too.
Merry Christmas. Let's have sex.\n\nEasy?
Merry Christmas to my <insert adjective(s) here> ho ho ho!
Merry Christmas!\n\nYea same to you, I got you a present... ...it's my dick in a box ;)\n\nI'll be right over :)
O' my dick in a box.... Song. Defiantly a Christmas Classic
there always has to be that friend who "one-ups" you.