That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
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haha! i love it.
hun- the girl is being a TEASE! and for us girls its soo much fun :)
NO i want 4:32...marry me marry me!
regardless if you are a man, woman, black, or white we can all agree mormons suck the most. and their breasted cum dumpsters are homely and gross.
Just posted on my ex gfs facebook. Her mom liked it
So glad this came out of the 509.
women are equal and deserve respect
nah just kiddin they should suck my dick
and we all believe you 7:24 aka star of the "GENITALS" rap video.
@7:24 show me your genitals, you're genitals WHAT? show me you're genitals, GENITALIA
lol i'm liking how some men still think that all women are good for is cooking and cleaning. silly boys! we're good at all kinds of things :)
Wow. Nail. On. Head.
Ha. This post made me laugh so hard, lighten up people.
all 509 guys can fuck off!
So go back to dating guys and stop bitching, catcher.
Love this. I'm a girl and even I find this funny.
A woman who wants to be equal to men lacks ambition.
don't sit on that couch 'cause i treat my objects like women [Bo Burnham FTW!]
I dont cook or clean. That shit is for the boys. You want vagina..you do what I say.
I think what op is trying to say is that true love is blind
And by "a douchebag" I mean "douchebags." Thought I'd get to that one before the grammar police arrive.
it just needs to be accepted that many men do think like this; sadly their are just creating so many woman that think this way to, soon "love" will be obsolete
I just knew when I saw this text there would be a typical TFLN debate where a bunch of bitter, horny teenage boys that probably won't get laid for another 5 years use anonymity to share their feelings about the household tasks and sex acts that women are useful for.
And you wonder why you dick isn't being sucked?
4:32 obviously you have no idea what fun is to a man...next!
oh fuck 4:32, if you are a man, MARRY ME. NOW.
Knock knock, me again\nStill wondering why you're not naked
Guys will buy you thing so you'll touch their penis??? Wtf?!?!? No one told me this.
Guys teach us that if we use sex we get our way. She needs to touch the penis so he's tips whining.
to all you men out there it was a woman who wiped your ass, we just wanted to be paid back thats all =) sick and tired of your shit, both literally and figurativley
your response fails to prove me wrong....................hmmmmmmmm???
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
ok girls fit into this discription where they arnt good for anything but giving us dudes handjobs or blowjobs. And yes girls like to try to manipulate every little thing they can out of us dudes playing their little games. a woman doesnt do shit like that. I dont know very many women in that case but thats the way it is
Here's why men suck all the time. Grunt scratch beer porn give me a blow job but I won't talk with you
hahaha soooooo true!
10:23 --> what's wrong with that?
women are stupid and I don't respect them...that's right I just have sex with them.
Don't worry 7:34, in the real world their opinions don't matter
Hahaha. ..so true.
-7:06 But Allah told me you were all whores.
For women like this, is what GHB and anal were invented.
I find it funny that 4:21 actually supported the stereotype that women want you to buy things and if you don't, you are doing it wrong. Materialistic much?
i love how women are inferior creatures to men..............but women are so stubborn that they refuse to accept the truth.....if women were equal to men why are there men standards and women standards. Women standards are always so much more lax then mens.....hmmm i wonder why.......
4:29 - I didn't mean he was doing something wrong by not buying his girl anything, just that he was doing something wrong in general if he wasn't getting laid because, like I said, girls like penis.
That's why I date boys! :D Haha.
And I think this might be my exboyfriend who caused drama and never bought me stuff
no respect for weman = touched by dad in early childhood
5:09, are you really serious? you were talking about all the anonymous posts as you posted under anonymous. hence, your point is non valid.
is anyone else being turned OFF by the dude(?) in the thermochromatic ad that keeps appearing on the left??
not true. you're doing something wrong cuz girls like penis. you probably nag back and cause your own boy drama and don't buy her stuff. i blame you.
4:35 - but it would be so irritating... and all those hormones and drama?? get me OUT of there!! i was in an all-girls school and hated it, guys are too much fun (both as friends and in bed)
@ 3:35 #2
obv you are functionally illiterate bc "fellow men" implies that im a dude... i know what fun is to a REAL man, not to some little wanker
4:35 - how can you say no serious wars? I've seen women take something like not returning a hair clip and turn it into WW3.
I promise you are doing the wrong thing. You probably just suck. Girls like to have sex just as much as dudes unless the guys sucks. In that case we might as well wine and get what we can out of it until we move on.
To men who think women are inferior: Shut the fuck up, you're a douchebag.
To women who demand equal rights: Shut the fuck up, you have equal rights.
That is all.
if it wasn't for women, men wouldn't exist. bow down, cunts.
6:22 I hope all men like you fucking rot in hell. You're the type of guy that thinks that a woman will take your bullshit and open her legs. Well let me tell you that you're only going to be fucked by whores because no self-respecting woman would ever want to fuck a worthless piece of trash like you.
your sister is suckin my dick right now
Me too and it made me laugh. Guess I should go touch my dudes penis so I'm not in this group :)
You are a prophet..
knock knock its me
just wondering why youre not naked
women are good for three things : cooking, cleaning, and vaginas
i love this post but only as ive been in a relationship where ive bought my ex gf jewelry perfume etc and tried to always be there and stuck it out for 1 and a half years (granted it only lasted that long cause i was in boarding school) but sorry to say 1 to 1 with OP post where are the normal girls???? like wtf i dont get it
If it was all "bitter, horny teenage boys" there wouldn't be much of a debate, would there?
4:39 - so a woman having sex with a man is a woman being used?
4:37, glad you like being used, how's that workin out for you?
I'll give more respect to my shit before I give respect to a woman.
my boyfriend gets laid whenever he wants, and why ? because thankfully, he's not like 98% of the guys on this site. Go back to getting fucked by your uncles.
4:28 Women are actually good for 4 things! Cooking, cleaning, vaginas, and ... their sister's vaginas
what do you say when you see a woman with two black eyes?
shouldve listened the first time bitch!
4:40s- refer to post #4:18 dumb bitches.
i think we should just accept that without each other around... there wouldn't be a human race, k? k.
if it wasnt for men allowing women to exist.........women wouldnt exist..........bow down and swallow cunts.
They do have a lot of them out there like that, and you can tell the ones that have ripped on this post are they.
ohhhh 5:09, let's move to Iowa and get married ASAP.
other than to clean, cook and fuck women are useless......end of story. prove me wrong bitches haha
4:44 #1- YOU are a real man, thankyou for setting an example for these retarded 15 year olds.
i like weman. weman like me. i'm happy. happy me.
4:39 - how am i being used??
oh look, more insecure 15 year old boys attempting to disrespect women because they watch too much violent porn, can't find a girlfriend due to their undersized dicks, and their mothers have too much control in the household.
YAWN, we're bored of your pathetic type. NEXTTTT.
Hahaaaa that sounds like my boyfrienddd
wow, STFU people, really, you are sparking debates over a "text from last night"... really?
calm down, people!
...all we are sayyyyiiinnnngggg, is give piece a chance...
you're with all the wrong girls, dude.
4:25 - not to spark a debate (although this probably will) but they have created sperm from female egg cells... they are no where near perfect yet but still.... one step towards making men obsolete (which would be HORRIBLE... a world full of women would be a nightmare, and i'm a girl!)
yep that's how we do it, and you keep falling for it.
I don't like it when you talk, because that means you're not sucking my cock
better to treat women like objects, than to treat objects like women.
4:18, its also fun to beat them when they disobey
4:28, a world full of women would be a lot fucking better than it is now--
no serious wars, barely any murders (above 90% of people in jail are men), no rapes.
I think you're just attracting the wrong chicks, buddy. Not all of us are like that =)
I touch penis. I also don't bring drama nor do I nag. My boyfriend brings the drama. That's why I'm breaking up with him tonight. Oh and I don't need a guy to buy me anything. I make my own money by working. Not all chicks are materialistic. Stop going for bitchy snobs and you won't have that problem, buddy.
You tell it!
ATTN fellow men: believe it or not, you'll find that women are much more fun without a dick in their mouth, if you treat them like more than just holes. Women tend to be far more amazing creatures than us anyway...
and btw the original post was HI-larious bc it was a joke, but you mysogynistic chodes responding are not