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  • haha! i love it. hun- the girl is being a TEASE! and for us girls its soo much fun :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:52pm
  • NO i want 4:32...marry me marry me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:41pm
  • Hahaha classic

    Submitted by fcporto on Aug 31, 10 at 8:52am
  • Just posted on my ex gfs facebook. Her mom liked it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:36pm
  • regardless if you are a man, woman, black, or white we can all agree mormons suck the most. and their breasted cum dumpsters are homely and gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:32am
  • So glad this came out of the 509.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:16am
  • and we all believe you 7:24 aka star of the "GENITALS" rap video.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:06pm
  • women are equal and deserve respect nah just kiddin they should suck my dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:46pm
  • @7:24 show me your genitals, you're genitals WHAT? show me you're genitals, GENITALIA

    Submitted by projectcurtis on Mar 30, 11 at 10:35pm
  • lol i'm liking how some men still think that all women are good for is cooking and cleaning. silly boys! we're good at all kinds of things :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:45pm
  • Ha. This post made me laugh so hard, lighten up people.

    Submitted by moremadison on Aug 20, 10 at 9:30pm
  • Love this. I'm a girl and even I find this funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:59am
  • all 509 guys can fuck off!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:56pm
  • Wow. Nail. On. Head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:23am
  • So go back to dating guys and stop bitching, catcher.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:17am
  • A woman who wants to be equal to men lacks ambition.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:59pm
  • I think what op is trying to say is that true love is blind

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:15am
  • I dont cook or clean. That shit is for the boys. You want vagina..you do what I say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:14pm
  • don't sit on that couch 'cause i treat my objects like women [Bo Burnham FTW!]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:18pm
  • And by "a douchebag" I mean "douchebags." Thought I'd get to that one before the grammar police arrive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:06pm
  • 4:32 obviously you have no idea what fun is to a man...next!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:35pm
  • it just needs to be accepted that many men do think like this; sadly their are just creating so many woman that think this way to, soon "love" will be obsolete

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:13pm
  • I just knew when I saw this text there would be a typical TFLN debate where a bunch of bitter, horny teenage boys that probably won't get laid for another 5 years use anonymity to share their feelings about the household tasks and sex acts that women are useful for. And you wonder why you dick isn't being sucked?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:09pm
  • Guys teach us that if we use sex we get our way. She needs to touch the penis so he's tips whining.

    Submitted by dancinbee on Jan 4, 12 at 2:13pm
  • to all you men out there it was a woman who wiped your ass, we just wanted to be paid back thats all =) sick and tired of your shit, both literally and figurativley

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:04pm
  • your response fails to prove me wrong....................hmmmmmmmm???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:48pm
  • oh fuck 4:32, if you are a man, MARRY ME. NOW.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:36pm
  • Guys will buy you thing so you'll touch their penis??? Wtf?!?!? No one told me this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:24am
  • ok girls fit into this discription where they arnt good for anything but giving us dudes handjobs or blowjobs. And yes girls like to try to manipulate every little thing they can out of us dudes playing their little games. a woman doesnt do shit like that. I dont know very many women in that case but thats the way it is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:24pm
  • Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:56pm
  • Knock knock, me again\nStill wondering why you're not naked

    Submitted by hahaUsuck on Aug 19, 10 at 1:19am
  • For women like this, is what GHB and anal were invented.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:34pm
  • hahaha soooooo true!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:22pm
  • 10:23 --> what's wrong with that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:05am
  • Here's why men suck all the time. Grunt scratch beer porn give me a blow job but I won't talk with you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:23pm
  • I find it funny that 4:21 actually supported the stereotype that women want you to buy things and if you don't, you are doing it wrong. Materialistic much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:29pm
  • women are stupid and I don't respect them...that's right I just have sex with them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:24pm
  • -7:06 But Allah told me you were all whores.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:34am
  • i love how women are inferior creatures to men..............but women are so stubborn that they refuse to accept the truth.....if women were equal to men why are there men standards and women standards. Women standards are always so much more lax then mens.....hmmm i wonder why.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:44pm
  • Hahaha. ..so true.

    Submitted by oobrey on Mar 12, 10 at 3:34am
  • Don't worry 7:34, in the real world their opinions don't matter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:52pm
  • is anyone else being turned OFF by the dude(?) in the thermochromatic ad that keeps appearing on the left??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:11pm
  • That's why I date boys! :D Haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:23am
  • 4:29 - I didn't mean he was doing something wrong by not buying his girl anything, just that he was doing something wrong in general if he wasn't getting laid because, like I said, girls like penis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:38pm
  • And I think this might be my exboyfriend who caused drama and never bought me stuff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:41pm
  • no respect for weman = touched by dad in early childhood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:10pm
  • 5:09, are you really serious? you were talking about all the anonymous posts as you posted under anonymous. hence, your point is non valid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:42am
  • 4:35 - but it would be so irritating... and all those hormones and drama?? get me OUT of there!! i was in an all-girls school and hated it, guys are too much fun (both as friends and in bed)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:37pm
  • not true. you're doing something wrong cuz girls like penis. you probably nag back and cause your own boy drama and don't buy her stuff. i blame you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:21pm
  • I promise you are doing the wrong thing. You probably just suck. Girls like to have sex just as much as dudes unless the guys sucks. In that case we might as well wine and get what we can out of it until we move on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:20pm
  • 4:35 - how can you say no serious wars? I've seen women take something like not returning a hair clip and turn it into WW3.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:36pm
  • @ 3:35 #2 obv you are functionally illiterate bc "fellow men" implies that im a dude... i know what fun is to a REAL man, not to some little wanker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:44pm
  • Me too and it made me laugh. Guess I should go touch my dudes penis so I'm not in this group :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:01am
  • To men who think women are inferior: Shut the fuck up, you're a douchebag. To women who demand equal rights: Shut the fuck up, you have equal rights. That is all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:05pm
  • your sister is suckin my dick right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:12pm
  • knock knock its me just wondering why youre not naked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:09pm
  • women are good for three things : cooking, cleaning, and vaginas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:28pm
  • You are a prophet..

    Submitted by BigMike7451 on Oct 29, 11 at 7:37pm
  • @5:09 If it was all "bitter, horny teenage boys" there wouldn't be much of a debate, would there?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:35pm
  • i love this post but only as ive been in a relationship where ive bought my ex gf jewelry perfume etc and tried to always be there and stuck it out for 1 and a half years (granted it only lasted that long cause i was in boarding school) but sorry to say 1 to 1 with OP post where are the normal girls???? like wtf i dont get it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:30am
  • 4:39 - so a woman having sex with a man is a woman being used?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:40pm
  • 6:22 I hope all men like you fucking rot in hell. You're the type of guy that thinks that a woman will take your bullshit and open her legs. Well let me tell you that you're only going to be fucked by whores because no self-respecting woman would ever want to fuck a worthless piece of trash like you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:06pm
  • if it wasn't for women, men wouldn't exist. bow down, cunts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:22pm
  • 4:40s- refer to post #4:18 dumb bitches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:44pm
  • 4:37, glad you like being used, how's that workin out for you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:39pm
  • my boyfriend gets laid whenever he wants, and why ? because thankfully, he's not like 98% of the guys on this site. Go back to getting fucked by your uncles.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:15am
  • I'll give more respect to my shit before I give respect to a woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:22pm
  • 4:28 Women are actually good for 4 things! Cooking, cleaning, vaginas, and ... their sister's vaginas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:06pm
  • what do you say when you see a woman with two black eyes? shouldve listened the first time bitch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:59pm
  • i think we should just accept that without each other around... there wouldn't be a human race, k? k.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:25pm
  • ohhhh 5:09, let's move to Iowa and get married ASAP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:12pm
  • They do have a lot of them out there like that, and you can tell the ones that have ripped on this post are they.

    Submitted by Premeau on May 1, 10 at 8:10am
  • i like weman. weman like me. i'm happy. happy me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:01pm
  • 4:44 #1- YOU are a real man, thankyou for setting an example for these retarded 15 year olds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:46pm
  • if it wasnt for men allowing women to exist.........women wouldnt exist..........bow down and swallow cunts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:23pm
  • other than to clean, cook and fuck women are useless......end of story. prove me wrong bitches haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:18pm
  • oh look, more insecure 15 year old boys attempting to disrespect women because they watch too much violent porn, can't find a girlfriend due to their undersized dicks, and their mothers have too much control in the household. YAWN, we're bored of your pathetic type. NEXTTTT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:27pm
  • wow, STFU people, really, you are sparking debates over a "text from last night"... really? calm down, people! ...all we are sayyyyiiinnnngggg, is give piece a chance...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:44pm
  • Hahaaaa that sounds like my boyfrienddd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:44pm
  • 4:39 - how am i being used??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:40pm
  • 4:25 - not to spark a debate (although this probably will) but they have created sperm from female egg cells... they are no where near perfect yet but still.... one step towards making men obsolete (which would be HORRIBLE... a world full of women would be a nightmare, and i'm a girl!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:28pm
  • yep that's how we do it, and you keep falling for it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:16pm
  • you're with all the wrong girls, dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:22am
  • better to treat women like objects, than to treat objects like women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:48pm
  • 4:18, its also fun to beat them when they disobey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:20pm
  • 4:28, a world full of women would be a lot fucking better than it is now-- no serious wars, barely any murders (above 90% of people in jail are men), no rapes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:35pm
  • I think you're just attracting the wrong chicks, buddy. Not all of us are like that =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:28pm
  • I don't like it when you talk, because that means you're not sucking my cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:54pm
  • I touch penis. I also don't bring drama nor do I nag. My boyfriend brings the drama. That's why I'm breaking up with him tonight. Oh and I don't need a guy to buy me anything. I make my own money by working. Not all chicks are materialistic. Stop going for bitchy snobs and you won't have that problem, buddy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:25pm
  • @ 4:27 You tell it! ATTN fellow men: believe it or not, you'll find that women are much more fun without a dick in their mouth, if you treat them like more than just holes. Women tend to be far more amazing creatures than us anyway... and btw the original post was HI-larious bc it was a joke, but you mysogynistic chodes responding are not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:32pm