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  • 67 41
    Submitted by fcporto on Aug 31, 10 at 8:52am

    Hahaha classic

  • 69 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:16am

    So glad this came out of the 509.

  • 61 40
    Submitted by projectcurtis on Mar 30, 11 at 10:35pm

    @7:24 show me your genitals, you're genitals WHAT? show me you're genitals, GENITALIA

  • 63 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:46pm

    women are equal and deserve respect nah just kiddin they should suck my dick

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:59am

    Love this. I'm a girl and even I find this funny.

  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:41pm

    NO i want 4:32...marry me marry me!

  • 54 48
    Submitted by moremadison on Aug 20, 10 at 9:30pm

    Ha. This post made me laugh so hard, lighten up people.

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:36pm

    Just posted on my ex gfs facebook. Her mom liked it

  • 51 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:59pm

    A woman who wants to be equal to men lacks ambition.

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:32am

    regardless if you are a man, woman, black, or white we can all agree mormons suck the most. and their breasted cum dumpsters are homely and gross.

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:01am

    Me too and it made me laugh. Guess I should go touch my dudes penis so I'm not in this group :)

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:35pm

    4:32 obviously you have no idea what fun is to a man...next!

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:24am

    Guys will buy you thing so you'll touch their penis??? Wtf?!?!? No one told me this.

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:17am

    So go back to dating guys and stop bitching, catcher.

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:56pm

    all 509 guys can fuck off!

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:45pm

    lol i'm liking how some men still think that all women are good for is cooking and cleaning. silly boys! we're good at all kinds of things :)

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:37pm

    4:35 - but it would be so irritating... and all those hormones and drama?? get me OUT of there!! i was in an all-girls school and hated it, guys are too much fun (both as friends and in bed)

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:06pm

    and we all believe you 7:24 aka star of the "GENITALS" rap video.

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:05am

    10:23 --> what's wrong with that?

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:44pm

    i love how women are inferior creatures to men..............but women are so stubborn that they refuse to accept the truth.....if women were equal to men why are there men standards and women standards. Women standards are always so much more lax then mens.....hmmm i wonder why.......

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:56pm

    Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

  • 45 51
    Submitted by hahaUsuck on Aug 19, 10 at 1:19am

    Knock knock, me again\nStill wondering why you're not naked

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:23am

    Wow. Nail. On. Head.

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:29pm

    I find it funny that 4:21 actually supported the stereotype that women want you to buy things and if you don't, you are doing it wrong. Materialistic much?

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:24pm

    ok girls fit into this discription where they arnt good for anything but giving us dudes handjobs or blowjobs. And yes girls like to try to manipulate every little thing they can out of us dudes playing their little games. a woman doesnt do shit like that. I dont know very many women in that case but thats the way it is

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:36pm

    oh fuck 4:32, if you are a man, MARRY ME. NOW.

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:13pm

    it just needs to be accepted that many men do think like this; sadly their are just creating so many woman that think this way to, soon "love" will be obsolete

  • 48 62
    Submitted by oobrey on Mar 12, 10 at 3:34am

    Hahaha. ..so true.

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:18pm

    don't sit on that couch 'cause i treat my objects like women [Bo Burnham FTW!]

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:48pm

    your response fails to prove me wrong....................hmmmmmmmm???

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:34am

    -7:06 But Allah told me you were all whores.

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:23pm

    Here's why men suck all the time. Grunt scratch beer porn give me a blow job but I won't talk with you

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:12pm

    your sister is suckin my dick right now

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:09pm

    I just knew when I saw this text there would be a typical TFLN debate where a bunch of bitter, horny teenage boys that probably won't get laid for another 5 years use anonymity to share their feelings about the household tasks and sex acts that women are useful for. And you wonder why you dick isn't being sucked?

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:14pm

    I dont cook or clean. That shit is for the boys. You want vagina..you do what I say.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:15am

    I think what op is trying to say is that true love is blind

  • 35 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:41pm

    And I think this might be my exboyfriend who caused drama and never bought me stuff

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:24pm

    women are stupid and I don't respect them...that's right I just have sex with them.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:52pm

    haha! i love it. hun- the girl is being a TEASE! and for us girls its soo much fun :)

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:28pm

    women are good for three things : cooking, cleaning, and vaginas

  • 56 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:11pm

    is anyone else being turned OFF by the dude(?) in the thermochromatic ad that keeps appearing on the left??

  • 30 34
    Submitted by dancinbee on Jan 4, 12 at 2:13pm

    Guys teach us that if we use sex we get our way. She needs to touch the penis so he's tips whining.

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:35pm

    @5:09 If it was all "bitter, horny teenage boys" there wouldn't be much of a debate, would there?

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:20pm

    I promise you are doing the wrong thing. You probably just suck. Girls like to have sex just as much as dudes unless the guys sucks. In that case we might as well wine and get what we can out of it until we move on.

  • 59 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:05pm

    To men who think women are inferior: Shut the fuck up, you're a douchebag. To women who demand equal rights: Shut the fuck up, you have equal rights. That is all.

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:22pm

    if it wasn't for women, men wouldn't exist. bow down, cunts.

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:06pm

    And by "a douchebag" I mean "douchebags." Thought I'd get to that one before the grammar police arrive.

  • 56 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:25pm

    i think we should just accept that without each other around... there wouldn't be a human race, k? k.

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:23am

    That's why I date boys! :D Haha.

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:38pm

    4:29 - I didn't mean he was doing something wrong by not buying his girl anything, just that he was doing something wrong in general if he wasn't getting laid because, like I said, girls like penis.

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:36pm

    4:35 - how can you say no serious wars? I've seen women take something like not returning a hair clip and turn it into WW3.

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:30am

    i love this post but only as ive been in a relationship where ive bought my ex gf jewelry perfume etc and tried to always be there and stuck it out for 1 and a half years (granted it only lasted that long cause i was in boarding school) but sorry to say 1 to 1 with OP post where are the normal girls???? like wtf i dont get it

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:15am

    my boyfriend gets laid whenever he wants, and why ? because thankfully, he's not like 98% of the guys on this site. Go back to getting fucked by your uncles.

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:42am

    5:09, are you really serious? you were talking about all the anonymous posts as you posted under anonymous. hence, your point is non valid.

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:09pm

    knock knock its me just wondering why youre not naked

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:06pm

    4:28 Women are actually good for 4 things! Cooking, cleaning, vaginas, and ... their sister's vaginas

  • 49 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:52pm

    Don't worry 7:34, in the real world their opinions don't matter

  • 22 29
    Submitted by BigMike7451 on Oct 29, 11 at 7:37pm

    You are a prophet..

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:04pm

    to all you men out there it was a woman who wiped your ass, we just wanted to be paid back thats all =) sick and tired of your shit, both literally and figurativley

  • 49 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:01pm

    i like weman. weman like me. i'm happy. happy me.

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:23pm

    if it wasnt for men allowing women to exist.........women wouldnt exist..........bow down and swallow cunts.

  • 47 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:40pm

    4:39 - so a woman having sex with a man is a woman being used?

  • 46 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:39pm

    4:37, glad you like being used, how's that workin out for you?

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Premeau on May 1, 10 at 8:10am

    They do have a lot of them out there like that, and you can tell the ones that have ripped on this post are they.

  • 44 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:44pm

    4:40s- refer to post #4:18 dumb bitches.

  • 37 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:06pm

    6:22 I hope all men like you fucking rot in hell. You're the type of guy that thinks that a woman will take your bullshit and open her legs. Well let me tell you that you're only going to be fucked by whores because no self-respecting woman would ever want to fuck a worthless piece of trash like you.

  • 47 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:10pm

    no respect for weman = touched by dad in early childhood

  • 44 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:20pm

    4:18, its also fun to beat them when they disobey

  • 37 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:22pm

    I'll give more respect to my shit before I give respect to a woman.

  • 43 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:18pm

    other than to clean, cook and fuck women are useless......end of story. prove me wrong bitches haha

  • 41 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:28pm

    4:25 - not to spark a debate (although this probably will) but they have created sperm from female egg cells... they are no where near perfect yet but still.... one step towards making men obsolete (which would be HORRIBLE... a world full of women would be a nightmare, and i'm a girl!)

  • 39 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:35pm

    4:28, a world full of women would be a lot fucking better than it is now-- no serious wars, barely any murders (above 90% of people in jail are men), no rapes.

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:22pm

    hahaha soooooo true!

  • 41 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:46pm

    4:44 #1- YOU are a real man, thankyou for setting an example for these retarded 15 year olds.

  • 36 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:12pm

    ohhhh 5:09, let's move to Iowa and get married ASAP.

  • 37 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:27pm

    oh look, more insecure 15 year old boys attempting to disrespect women because they watch too much violent porn, can't find a girlfriend due to their undersized dicks, and their mothers have too much control in the household. YAWN, we're bored of your pathetic type. NEXTTTT.

  • 33 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:25pm

    I touch penis. I also don't bring drama nor do I nag. My boyfriend brings the drama. That's why I'm breaking up with him tonight. Oh and I don't need a guy to buy me anything. I make my own money by working. Not all chicks are materialistic. Stop going for bitchy snobs and you won't have that problem, buddy.

  • 42 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:59pm

    what do you say when you see a woman with two black eyes? shouldve listened the first time bitch!

  • 34 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:44pm

    @ 3:35 #2 obv you are functionally illiterate bc "fellow men" implies that im a dude... i know what fun is to a REAL man, not to some little wanker

  • 32 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:44pm

    Hahaaaa that sounds like my boyfrienddd

  • 38 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:34pm

    For women like this, is what GHB and anal were invented.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:21pm

    not true. you're doing something wrong cuz girls like penis. you probably nag back and cause your own boy drama and don't buy her stuff. i blame you.

  • 40 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:28pm

    I think you're just attracting the wrong chicks, buddy. Not all of us are like that =)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:44pm

    wow, STFU people, really, you are sparking debates over a "text from last night"... really? calm down, people! ...all we are sayyyyiiinnnngggg, is give piece a chance...

  • 32 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:40pm

    4:39 - how am i being used??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:22am

    you're with all the wrong girls, dude.

  • 32 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:54pm

    I don't like it when you talk, because that means you're not sucking my cock

  • 30 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:16pm

    yep that's how we do it, and you keep falling for it.

  • 35 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:48pm

    better to treat women like objects, than to treat objects like women.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:32pm

    @ 4:27 You tell it! ATTN fellow men: believe it or not, you'll find that women are much more fun without a dick in their mouth, if you treat them like more than just holes. Women tend to be far more amazing creatures than us anyway... and btw the original post was HI-larious bc it was a joke, but you mysogynistic chodes responding are not