That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
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haha! i love it.
hun- the girl is being a TEASE! and for us girls its soo much fun :)
NO i want 4:32...marry me marry me!
Just posted on my ex gfs facebook. Her mom liked it
regardless if you are a man, woman, black, or white we can all agree mormons suck the most. and their breasted cum dumpsters are homely and gross.
So glad this came out of the 509.
women are equal and deserve respect
nah just kiddin they should suck my dick
and we all believe you 7:24 aka star of the "GENITALS" rap video.
@7:24 show me your genitals, you're genitals WHAT? show me you're genitals, GENITALIA
lol i'm liking how some men still think that all women are good for is cooking and cleaning. silly boys! we're good at all kinds of things :)
Love this. I'm a girl and even I find this funny.
Wow. Nail. On. Head.
Ha. This post made me laugh so hard, lighten up people.
all 509 guys can fuck off!
So go back to dating guys and stop bitching, catcher.
I dont cook or clean. That shit is for the boys. You want vagina..you do what I say.
don't sit on that couch 'cause i treat my objects like women [Bo Burnham FTW!]
And by "a douchebag" I mean "douchebags." Thought I'd get to that one before the grammar police arrive.
A woman who wants to be equal to men lacks ambition.
I think what op is trying to say is that true love is blind
it just needs to be accepted that many men do think like this; sadly their are just creating so many woman that think this way to, soon "love" will be obsolete
4:32 obviously you have no idea what fun is to a man...next!
I just knew when I saw this text there would be a typical TFLN debate where a bunch of bitter, horny teenage boys that probably won't get laid for another 5 years use anonymity to share their feelings about the household tasks and sex acts that women are useful for.
And you wonder why you dick isn't being sucked?
Knock knock, me again\nStill wondering why you're not naked
oh fuck 4:32, if you are a man, MARRY ME. NOW.
Guys teach us that if we use sex we get our way. She needs to touch the penis so he's tips whining.
your response fails to prove me wrong....................hmmmmmmmm???
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
Guys will buy you thing so you'll touch their penis??? Wtf?!?!? No one told me this.
ok girls fit into this discription where they arnt good for anything but giving us dudes handjobs or blowjobs. And yes girls like to try to manipulate every little thing they can out of us dudes playing their little games. a woman doesnt do shit like that. I dont know very many women in that case but thats the way it is
to all you men out there it was a woman who wiped your ass, we just wanted to be paid back thats all =) sick and tired of your shit, both literally and figurativley
Here's why men suck all the time. Grunt scratch beer porn give me a blow job but I won't talk with you
hahaha soooooo true!
10:23 --> what's wrong with that?
-7:06 But Allah told me you were all whores.
I find it funny that 4:21 actually supported the stereotype that women want you to buy things and if you don't, you are doing it wrong. Materialistic much?
For women like this, is what GHB and anal were invented.
i love how women are inferior creatures to men..............but women are so stubborn that they refuse to accept the truth.....if women were equal to men why are there men standards and women standards. Women standards are always so much more lax then mens.....hmmm i wonder why.......
Hahaha. ..so true.
women are stupid and I don't respect them...that's right I just have sex with them.
4:29 - I didn't mean he was doing something wrong by not buying his girl anything, just that he was doing something wrong in general if he wasn't getting laid because, like I said, girls like penis.
Don't worry 7:34, in the real world their opinions don't matter
And I think this might be my exboyfriend who caused drama and never bought me stuff
That's why I date boys! :D Haha.
no respect for weman = touched by dad in early childhood
is anyone else being turned OFF by the dude(?) in the thermochromatic ad that keeps appearing on the left??
5:09, are you really serious? you were talking about all the anonymous posts as you posted under anonymous. hence, your point is non valid.
4:35 - how can you say no serious wars? I've seen women take something like not returning a hair clip and turn it into WW3.
I promise you are doing the wrong thing. You probably just suck. Girls like to have sex just as much as dudes unless the guys sucks. In that case we might as well wine and get what we can out of it until we move on.
@ 3:35 #2
obv you are functionally illiterate bc "fellow men" implies that im a dude... i know what fun is to a REAL man, not to some little wanker
not true. you're doing something wrong cuz girls like penis. you probably nag back and cause your own boy drama and don't buy her stuff. i blame you.
To men who think women are inferior: Shut the fuck up, you're a douchebag.
To women who demand equal rights: Shut the fuck up, you have equal rights.
That is all.
4:35 - but it would be so irritating... and all those hormones and drama?? get me OUT of there!! i was in an all-girls school and hated it, guys are too much fun (both as friends and in bed)
knock knock its me
just wondering why youre not naked
your sister is suckin my dick right now
women are good for three things : cooking, cleaning, and vaginas
You are a prophet..
6:22 I hope all men like you fucking rot in hell. You're the type of guy that thinks that a woman will take your bullshit and open her legs. Well let me tell you that you're only going to be fucked by whores because no self-respecting woman would ever want to fuck a worthless piece of trash like you.
If it was all "bitter, horny teenage boys" there wouldn't be much of a debate, would there?
if it wasn't for women, men wouldn't exist. bow down, cunts.
Me too and it made me laugh. Guess I should go touch my dudes penis so I'm not in this group :)
i love this post but only as ive been in a relationship where ive bought my ex gf jewelry perfume etc and tried to always be there and stuck it out for 1 and a half years (granted it only lasted that long cause i was in boarding school) but sorry to say 1 to 1 with OP post where are the normal girls???? like wtf i dont get it
4:37, glad you like being used, how's that workin out for you?
4:39 - so a woman having sex with a man is a woman being used?
my boyfriend gets laid whenever he wants, and why ? because thankfully, he's not like 98% of the guys on this site. Go back to getting fucked by your uncles.
I'll give more respect to my shit before I give respect to a woman.
4:40s- refer to post #4:18 dumb bitches.
4:28 Women are actually good for 4 things! Cooking, cleaning, vaginas, and ... their sister's vaginas
what do you say when you see a woman with two black eyes?
shouldve listened the first time bitch!
i think we should just accept that without each other around... there wouldn't be a human race, k? k.
if it wasnt for men allowing women to exist.........women wouldnt exist..........bow down and swallow cunts.
They do have a lot of them out there like that, and you can tell the ones that have ripped on this post are they.
ohhhh 5:09, let's move to Iowa and get married ASAP.
i like weman. weman like me. i'm happy. happy me.
4:44 #1- YOU are a real man, thankyou for setting an example for these retarded 15 year olds.
other than to clean, cook and fuck women are useless......end of story. prove me wrong bitches haha
oh look, more insecure 15 year old boys attempting to disrespect women because they watch too much violent porn, can't find a girlfriend due to their undersized dicks, and their mothers have too much control in the household.
YAWN, we're bored of your pathetic type. NEXTTTT.
wow, STFU people, really, you are sparking debates over a "text from last night"... really?
calm down, people!
...all we are sayyyyiiinnnngggg, is give piece a chance...
Hahaaaa that sounds like my boyfrienddd
4:39 - how am i being used??
4:25 - not to spark a debate (although this probably will) but they have created sperm from female egg cells... they are no where near perfect yet but still.... one step towards making men obsolete (which would be HORRIBLE... a world full of women would be a nightmare, and i'm a girl!)
you're with all the wrong girls, dude.
yep that's how we do it, and you keep falling for it.
better to treat women like objects, than to treat objects like women.
I don't like it when you talk, because that means you're not sucking my cock
4:28, a world full of women would be a lot fucking better than it is now--
no serious wars, barely any murders (above 90% of people in jail are men), no rapes.
4:18, its also fun to beat them when they disobey
I think you're just attracting the wrong chicks, buddy. Not all of us are like that =)
I touch penis. I also don't bring drama nor do I nag. My boyfriend brings the drama. That's why I'm breaking up with him tonight. Oh and I don't need a guy to buy me anything. I make my own money by working. Not all chicks are materialistic. Stop going for bitchy snobs and you won't have that problem, buddy.
You tell it!
ATTN fellow men: believe it or not, you'll find that women are much more fun without a dick in their mouth, if you treat them like more than just holes. Women tend to be far more amazing creatures than us anyway...
and btw the original post was HI-larious bc it was a joke, but you mysogynistic chodes responding are not