I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
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I am sure that it was said jokingly... good lord people do you never say things to your friends that would be terrible to say to anyone else? lol because its called a joke
id rather jizz on the baby.
hahaha. i am really wondering what that person did to deserve that text.
fucking hilarious! i love it! im gonna have to say this to my pregnant friend at some point. dont worry, she will die laughing lol
I sincerely hope this one was sent to a chick... from a chick....
hahahahahahahaha omg I am going to say that now.
that guy musta been PISSED!
haha awsome stfu this is a humour sight grow a pair
I enjoy the mental picture I got.
that is just wrong, on so many levels.
lol this is classic, wish i thought of it
wow, what a horrible thing to even think.
like its the baby's fault. geesh, grow up
Jerry!! Jerry!! !! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!!
lmao only in chicago.
hahaha! that is a BAD visual!!
people, calm down. this one was hilarious.
Dibs on being second to spit on it!
That's only because he's mad she took him on the Maury show -- you are NOT the father!
haha...wish I would have thought of this when I whore I know was preggo. Classic!
This is the best line I have ever heard. Expect to hear this on tv in the next month or so. AMAZING
that is awful! i would never let someone say that to me.
Omg people grow the fuck up!!! This site is supposed to be funny but all your lame asses that freak out make this site suck!!!
So wrong, but still hillarious