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  • I am sure that it was said jokingly... good lord people do you never say things to your friends that would be terrible to say to anyone else? lol because its called a joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:16pm
  • id rather jizz on the baby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:43pm
  • hahaha. i am really wondering what that person did to deserve that text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:37pm
  • that's harsh! hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:27pm
  • I sincerely hope this one was sent to a chick... from a chick....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 4:52pm
  • haha awsome stfu this is a humour sight grow a pair

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:36pm
  • fucking hilarious! i love it! im gonna have to say this to my pregnant friend at some point. dont worry, she will die laughing lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:23am
  • that guy musta been PISSED!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:12am
  • hahahahahahahaha omg I am going to say that now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 4:07pm
  • I enjoy the mental picture I got.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:06pm
  • that is just wrong, on so many levels.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:12pm
  • lol this is classic, wish i thought of it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 6:54pm
  • like its the baby's fault. geesh, grow up

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:23pm
  • wow, what a horrible thing to even think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Jerry!! Jerry!! !! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:48pm
  • lmao only in chicago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 11:41pm
  • hahaha! that is a BAD visual!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:18pm
  • people, calm down. this one was hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:47pm
  • That's only because he's mad she took him on the Maury show -- you are NOT the father!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:45am
  • Dibs on being second to spit on it!

    Submitted by zomfgdrew on Apr 22, 11 at 12:16am
  • haha...wish I would have thought of this when I whore I know was preggo. Classic!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:08am
  • This is the best line I have ever heard. Expect to hear this on tv in the next month or so. AMAZING

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:06am
  • that is awful! i would never let someone say that to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:51pm
  • Omg people grow the fuck up!!! This site is supposed to be funny but all your lame asses that freak out make this site suck!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:16pm
  • So wrong, but still hillarious

    Submitted by NJ_VA on Apr 26, 10 at 5:11pm