I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
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I am sure that it was said jokingly... good lord people do you never say things to your friends that would be terrible to say to anyone else? lol because its called a joke
id rather jizz on the baby.
hahaha. i am really wondering what that person did to deserve that text.
I sincerely hope this one was sent to a chick... from a chick....
haha awsome stfu this is a humour sight grow a pair
fucking hilarious! i love it! im gonna have to say this to my pregnant friend at some point. dont worry, she will die laughing lol
I enjoy the mental picture I got.
that guy musta been PISSED!
hahahahahahahaha omg I am going to say that now.
that is just wrong, on so many levels.
lol this is classic, wish i thought of it
like its the baby's fault. geesh, grow up
wow, what a horrible thing to even think.
Jerry!! Jerry!! !! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!!
lmao only in chicago.
hahaha! that is a BAD visual!!
That's only because he's mad she took him on the Maury show -- you are NOT the father!
people, calm down. this one was hilarious.
Dibs on being second to spit on it!
haha...wish I would have thought of this when I whore I know was preggo. Classic!
that is awful! i would never let someone say that to me.
This is the best line I have ever heard. Expect to hear this on tv in the next month or so. AMAZING
Omg people grow the fuck up!!! This site is supposed to be funny but all your lame asses that freak out make this site suck!!!
So wrong, but still hillarious