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  • 68 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:16pm

    I am sure that it was said jokingly... good lord people do you never say things to your friends that would be terrible to say to anyone else? lol because its called a joke

  • 57 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:43pm

    id rather jizz on the baby.

  • 49 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:06pm

    I enjoy the mental picture I got.

  • 51 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:48pm

    Jerry!! Jerry!! !! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!!

  • 56 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:36pm

    haha awsome stfu this is a humour sight grow a pair

  • 51 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:12am

    that guy musta been PISSED!

  • 48 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 4:07pm

    hahahahahahahaha omg I am going to say that now.

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:37pm

    hahaha. i am really wondering what that person did to deserve that text.

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 6:54pm

    lol this is classic, wish i thought of it

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:23am

    fucking hilarious! i love it! im gonna have to say this to my pregnant friend at some point. dont worry, she will die laughing lol

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:27pm

    that's harsh! hahahahaha

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:08am

    haha...wish I would have thought of this when I whore I know was preggo. Classic!

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:12pm

    that is just wrong, on so many levels.

  • 38 38
    Submitted by zomfgdrew on Apr 22, 11 at 12:16am

    Dibs on being second to spit on it!

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 4:52pm

    I sincerely hope this one was sent to a chick... from a chick....

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:45am

    That's only because he's mad she took him on the Maury show -- you are NOT the father!

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:03pm

    wow, what a horrible thing to even think.

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:51pm

    that is awful! i would never let someone say that to me.

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:47pm

    people, calm down. this one was hilarious.

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:18pm

    hahaha! that is a BAD visual!!

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 11:41pm

    lmao only in chicago.

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:23pm

    like its the baby's fault. geesh, grow up

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:06am

    This is the best line I have ever heard. Expect to hear this on tv in the next month or so. AMAZING

  • 37 67
    Submitted by NJ_VA on Apr 26, 10 at 5:11pm

    So wrong, but still hillarious

  • 40 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:16pm

    Omg people grow the fuck up!!! This site is supposed to be funny but all your lame asses that freak out make this site suck!!!