I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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So you were shitty in the beginning and gave her 45 minutes of shit, but 5 minutes left you just go into beast mode?
So you bought her a sweater and took her to meet your parents?
Yup Tebow is a proud virgin.
So u talked about ur feelings?
ahh, pretty sure you can't, unfortunately for females everywhere Tebow is known for being the most unattainable virgin ever...sad day in the life.
Maybe you should have Brady-ed the shit out of her.
she doesn't' t agree. she says you did it wrong and her pelvis hurts. nice try though
pretty sure you can. just like I tebowed last night while your mom tebowed my Johnson