Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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Disturbing momma issues dude
You apparently have way too many hands. And why would anyone wanna be on THAT level.
im not sure i want to be on ur level....unhealthy....fat....and the ability to masturbate while talking to ur mother? *shudder* lol
Wow, sounds like a lonely fatass freshmen who already misses his mommy
Creep. Beating off while talking to your mom?
Did you "glaze" the cinnamon roll first?
Wait. How did you.... phone in one hand, food in the other... What?
Um, no thanks.
needed MOAR FROSTINGG
LIKE A BOSS
That seems like a horrible level to be on
I'd rather not be on that level of pathetic. though I'll admit to talking to my mom while i was having sex before. definitely the most awkward conversation ever lol
I beat off when I talk to your mom too.
didnt u tell me that before?
its easy to get on a low level like that
I came close to getting on that level. I was getting head when by grandma called.
Do you have three hands?
Ummm the level of phone sex incest? someone check the area code and see if this came from the south
On the level of rock bottom
Shoulder to the ear hahaha that's his 3rd arm how ever if your mom didn't know you were beatin it you werent going fast enough
The phone is on his shoulder... I think...
The level of fat neckbeard?