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  • 83 55
    Submitted by porksword on Jan 17, 12 at 9:45pm

    How else do you think mom became mom?

  • 63 56
    Submitted by tgl on Jan 17, 12 at 1:50pm

    Haha yes

  • 65 63
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jan 17, 12 at 6:36pm

    Never raw dog a random unless you're trying to get STDs. Or spread them.

  • 68 69
    Submitted by sssmarie on Jan 17, 12 at 1:56pm

    I'm sure everyone's gonna complain about the "that" high, drunk, whatever texts.. but the person could have been asked, "how drunk was I last night?".. just a thought

  • 58 57
    Submitted by EZ_LIKE_YOUR_MOM on Jan 17, 12 at 4:35pm

    I see a future visit to the med clinic for this one

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Leftnuts on Jan 17, 12 at 4:13pm

    Love it

  • 54 52
    Submitted by slammin211s on Jan 17, 12 at 6:09pm

    classic!

  • 55 57
    Submitted by marissa1021 on Jan 18, 12 at 1:41am

    Haha I love she's out of my league

  • 50 54
    Submitted by OneSxyBch4You on Jan 18, 12 at 7:41am

    would've been funnier if the line wasn't stolen from She's Out Of My League.....

  • 19 23
    Submitted by firstisworst on Jun 11, 13 at 9:10pm

    Raw dawg are you insane?