No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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Don't disobey the penis. It has infinite wisdom and always knows what is best. Its head is bigger in propotion to its body than yours, has adequate bloodflow to promote good reasoning, and does its best thinking with one eye closed.
now....if we could fit that onto a shirt...
Actually, that's a great answer.
THE PENIS KNOWS ALL
Any girl that does not believe a guy's life is run entirely by his penis has lived too much of a sheltered life.
this person obviously doesn't have a penis.....
Very clever, W_T_F.