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  • Submitted by Ironsmyter on May 5, 11 at 2:08pm

    You know what they say- once you go black, you'll be a single mom!!! Ahahah

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      Submitted by destructo on May 5, 11 at 4:44pm

      Also, once you go black you wait for your welfare check.

  • Submitted by therealtruth on May 5, 11 at 11:48am

    You have it all wrong. We 100 percent don't want you back. That's what is really happening.

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    Submitted by The_Pope on May 5, 11 at 9:27pm

    Once you go black, your credit never comes back.

  • Submitted by JAB2010 on May 5, 11 at 12:16pm

    I think she probably meant not going back to white guys...

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    Submitted by TheNewRule on May 5, 11 at 2:45pm

    I like my women just like coffee. Full of cream

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    Submitted by FartsAtWork on May 5, 11 at 1:04pm

    You banged Obama?

  • 95 93
    Submitted by PHD1026 on May 5, 11 at 3:22pm

    yeah..uhh we dont want you back either....\n\nThe White People

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    Submitted by cannabislecter on May 6, 11 at 12:12am

    I like my coffee like i like my women... ground up in the freezer.

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    Submitted by iCob on May 7, 11 at 12:32am

    Not going black

  • 63 53
    Submitted by haliganbar on May 5, 11 at 11:51pm

    Once you go black, you're gonna need a wheelchair.

  • 54 42
    Submitted by brokenbydisaster on May 5, 11 at 3:42pm

    mudshark

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Flecka on May 5, 11 at 11:34pm

    Screw these racist pricks. I am assuming the 50% was from the waist down? Hell yeah!

    • 41 43
      Submitted by osok231 on May 12, 11 at 4:53am

      You can't be poor from the waist down

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    Submitted by 88yankeesgirl on May 5, 11 at 3:31pm

    lol....too funny! and to the haters, "jealous much"??

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    Submitted by mdhol on May 6, 11 at 4:27am

    You all have it wrong. It's "once you go black you can't get your dignity back." \n\nOr at the very least no one gives a fuck anymore. Any girl that picks a race for penis size probably shouldn't get any good genes anyway.

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    Submitted by enormoustard on May 5, 11 at 1:48pm

    Prolly blasian...

  • 66 86
    Submitted by Phys on May 5, 11 at 11:58am

    I’m guessing he wasn’t black where you were hoping he was

  • 63 81
    Submitted by castrodela on May 5, 11 at 4:33pm

    Dumb nigg a's

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    Submitted by PierreTheLion on May 26, 11 at 2:13pm

    Okay us mutts are proud, but I'm really going to have to suggest that all of the racists get off our collective nuts. Man up and Grow your own.

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    Submitted by uchicago on May 12, 11 at 1:11pm

    Hate much? I guess a great deal of male TFLN commenters are nonblacks that are apparently insecure about their penis size. Jealousy is the ugliest trait..

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    Submitted by Michguy on May 5, 11 at 12:44pm

    Like the song says: "Half-breed...."

  • 42 54
    Submitted by mikedrake on May 5, 11 at 12:40pm

    How black

  • 32 37
    Submitted by niceman on May 6, 11 at 5:44pm

    I am sad.

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Chaos377 on May 6, 11 at 7:57am

    This is seriously unnecessary... Stop with the race texts.

  • 36 45
    Submitted by naughtybody21 on May 5, 11 at 3:10pm

    see thats just cheezee

  • Submitted by 1082.41 on May 5, 11 at 11:49am

    I like my coffee like my men. Black.

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    Submitted by Chucklez421 on Sep 16, 11 at 11:39am

    Halfrican

  • 21 38
    Submitted by mlecir on Jun 26, 11 at 5:22pm

    So damn true

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    Submitted by Ikeblaze on Mar 21, 12 at 2:07am

    Because now you have aids

  • 36 75
    Submitted by THirDthiRD on May 5, 11 at 1:29pm

    Third.

  • Submitted by a7xisacult on May 5, 11 at 4:53pm

    Sex is like math add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and multiply