I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
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I thought chicks could multi-task
What's the big deal? If the movie can be paused then you can watch it later... Take the phone sex in the other room!
What's the big deal? If the movie can be
WTF? Posted in the middle of typing... I must not be fully awake.
Would you mind putting her on the phone then?
What's the deal with the #s?
You are texting! How will she know you are sexting? Do you show her your texts?? And if ur under a blanket it's ok because you shouldn't be that close to ur mom anyways? Why are you watching a movie with ur mommy?... Grow up
Whatever plea solicited this response is where the true humor resides.
Number of "loads" he's taken to the smile in the last 6 hrs.
only 34 more cocked in his add and he can join the 4000 club.
are you 12?? tell mommy to pause.
Must be a good movie.